Chapter 170: Chapter 170: Palace Coup
Li Yanling was getting anxious, but she let Liu Zheng think that their relationship was just that of artillery comrades-in-arms, a purely "platonic" friendship.
But now, Li Yanling wanted to escalate things.
Liu Zheng was somewhat at a loss, yet the Golden Cudgel still slipped out.
Li Yanling, looking at the man in front of her and his Golden Cudgel, seemed to suddenly recall what she had just told Liu Zheng – that their relationship was one of mutual non-interference between a man and a woman.
So, she immediately retracted her aggressive attitude and said, "You see, seeing your handsome face, I’ve forgotten what I just said. Our relationship should be a platonic one between a man and a woman."
"Right, our relationship should just be a platonic one between a man and a woman. Don’t you think so, big sister Li? Isn’t that right?"
"Damn it, is Liu Zheng launching a sneak attack? He’s getting in without making a sound now?"
"How about it, you like it?"
"Of course, I like it. I love the rhythm of a sudden attack. It’s that feeling of the unknown that’s fascinating."
Liu Zheng started to exert himself, but just in case, he still kept the "righteous self-sacrifice" drug in his hand.
Now Li Yanling was almost like a succubus who only knew happiness. After a few more rounds, who knew if they would break the boundaries they had previously set.
At that moment, as Liu Zheng was attacking, he suddenly placed the safety drug on Li Yanling’s mouth.
Li Yanling thought it was the same drug that had made her feel so good before, and she instantly sealed her lips over this safety drug.
But she had one more request: "Liu Zheng, I want you to feed it to me, use your mouth to push it in."
Upon hearing his chance, Liu Zheng immediately agreed.
He mimicked the action Li Yanling had taught him, delivering the drug to her with his mouth.
The two then embraced and reached their "verbal" agreement.
But as cunning as Li Yanling was, she noticed that the drug tasted wrong and didn’t have the instant effect, so she asked, "Liu Zheng, this isn’t the drug you took to become Superman, is it?"
"No, I never said I wanted to become Superman."
"What is this drug, Liu Zheng? It’s not the Knockout Drug, is it?"
"You still need Knockout Drug? You’re so skilled in that area! It’s like taking off your pants to fart – completely unnecessary."
"No, seriously, it’s to prevent a ’life-threatening’ accident from happening."
Having said that, Liu Zheng started to perform normally.
In their room, two silhouettes undulated, alternately like a ’hidden dragon diving into the water’, then ’waiting to see what happens’, and at times, like a ’flood dragon emerging from the sea’.
The sounds of pleasure didn’t stop rising and falling.
"Ah, Liu Zheng, you’re incredible. I feel like I’m going to fly. I don’t care about anything anymore."
"I just don’t want the kids to feel that there’s no love between us and that we are together just for the kids."
"Enough talk, the astronaut is ready. We’re going to the sky, straight to the sky!"
"Great, come on! Hurry up, let the astronaut launch me into space! I can’t take it anymore!"
After he had finished speaking, Liu Zheng felt his lower abdomen as if it had been scalded by hot water several times.
"Qiantang River’s high tide, huh? Truly the supreme of this world!"
Li Yanling’s whole body started convulsing, trembling incessantly, and she quickly wrapped her arms around Liu Zheng’s neck.
But Liu Zheng was still not satisfied. However, Li Yanling was now turning her own buttocks into helicopter rotors.
Liu Zheng felt his Golden Cudgel was about to be sucked in.
And this black hole effect had deceived all his troops; Liu Zheng wanted to control them, but it was already too late...
"Too awesome!"
Subsequently, as Liu Zheng’s body shook, he also surrendered, and yet another wave of freshly minted elite troops was sucked in.
The two cuddled for a while, and then Liu Zheng lay down beside Li Yanling.
"You don’t have to worry this time, right? The effects of the medication are definitely going to work. I was just kidding earlier, I really can have your child, it was just a joke to see if you could withstand the test."
Liu Zheng was utterly baffled, although he knew such a young widow was desirable, there weren’t many who were clingy, but Li Yanling seemed to be the exception.
Seeing that Liu Zheng was still a bit concerned, Li Yanling actually stood up and walked towards her handbag.
She then took out a medicine box from the handbag.
"What’s wrong, are you feeling unwell?"
Liu Zheng still asked very concerned, after all, even a day as husband and wife meant a hundred days of grace, and he did have that gentle and tender feeling for Li Yanling.
Without turning her head, Li Yanling just said, "Get me a glass of water, will you? You’ve worn me out so much that I can hardly walk. There’s no way I can go through that again."
Liu Zheng, perhaps because the drug’s effect had passed, also felt tired, but still he propped himself up and got Li Yanling a glass of water.
But when Liu Zheng saw the words on the medicine box, he snatched the water back again.
"Liu Zheng, what are you doing? Are you really that stingy? Not letting anyone drink?"
Li Yanling grew a bit anxious.
"Taking medicine, right? You have to drink water with it."
Liu Zheng looked at Li Yanling with urgency and said, "Have you gone mad! Can you really take two kinds of contraceptives together?"
Indeed, what Li Yanling was holding was a box of Western contraceptive medication.
"Really, I took it to reassure you, otherwise it wouldn’t be good for either you or me."
"Hadn’t you already taken my contraceptive pill? It should be fine, I have faith in my medication..."
"Liu Zheng, if you’re not confident in your medication, I would have tried to test it with a question earlier, but you still hesitated, so I had to take matters into my own hands."
Liu Zheng was a proud man, and his pharmaceutical skills were beyond question.
"Li Yanling, I, Liu Zheng, have always been confident, it’s just that I’ve been too confident in that regard, so I was worried."
"If you say so, then I won’t take it, I know this stuff isn’t good for me."
Liu Zheng shared that sentiment, but he still had too many troops entering the city; if they really started building a city inside, it would be the end.
So, Liu Zheng thought of a method that wasn’t really a method.
"Yanling, I have another idea that could reduce the chance of pregnancy."
"Another method? It’s not taking medication again, is it?"
"How could that be? Have you forgotten that besides making pharmaceuticals, I can also give massages?"
"Can massage force out your thousands of troops?"
Liu Zheng raised his hand confidently and said, "Of course, traditional Chinese medicine has its internal techniques, which are usually for expelling toxins. I’ve never tried this particular method before, and although it has virtually no side effects on the body, I’ve been practicing internal energy techniques recently, so we can give it a shot."
Li Yanling already idolized Liu Zheng, and after hearing his suggestion, she became quite interested.
"Shall we try it?"
"Yes, it’s all about using internal energy anyway. It’s just a substitution for hands, but this technique can’t be as precise as surgery."
