Chapter 169: Chapter 169: Lucky Star
"Oh really? The more you want to die, the less I’ll let you. I’ll make you beg for life but refuse you death."
By then, Li Yanling could no longer withstand Liu Zheng’s relentless assault and ended up surrendering.
Liu Zheng also stopped his attack.
He lay on top of Li Yanling, breathing heavily.
Li Yanling wrapped her arms around Liu Zheng’s neck and gently kissed his hair.
"Your skills are even better than the Cowherd, almost knocked me out cold."
"What do you mean, ’almost knocked out’? Weren’t you already out?"
Both of them thought their own ’skills’ were superior.
But little did they know, Liu Zheng’s ’army’ hadn’t even left the city yet?
"Liu Zheng, I’m already like this, and your ’army’ hasn’t charged out?"
"I told you, this medicine’s effect isn’t so strong on women, it’s mainly for men."
Liu Zheng got up, standing, yet still in a state of high salute.
"Damn, Liu Zheng, I can’t take it anymore. After one more round, I doubt I’ll even be able to walk tomorrow. You’re like a big hunk of a weapon now."
Li Yanling pointed at Liu Zheng’s Golden Cudgel.
"Right, Liu Zheng, maybe you should stop poking me with your Golden Cudgel."
Liu Zheng felt somewhat frustrated, a stark contrast to how he had carried himself in the kitchen earlier.
"What’s going on, Liu Zheng?"
Liu Zheng pointed at the medicine bottle, then said cheerfully, "Stop joking. This stuff, as I’ve said, is much better than those Western medicines on the market. Those are at most good for replenishing strength, similar to those energy drinks and special brews."
"Damn, I could actually do your advertising for you."
Upon hearing this, Liu Zheng hurriedly covered her mouth and said, "You probably shouldn’t spread our heroic deeds."
"Of course not, how could I? If I did say anything, it would be about which big brother gave it to me."
"But you can’t just say anything. Listen, I developed this medicine myself and it hasn’t been approved yet. If everyone starts coming to me for it and gets discovered, I could end up in jail."
"How could that be? Your secret recipe could revive so many marriages on the brink of bankruptcy."
Liu Zheng nodded slightly, thinking she was right. He had been formulating this medicine for a while now, and after such long use, the one thing he had been worried about had now been confirmed: women shouldn’t take this medicine casually.
Otherwise, it would become an ’aphrodisiac.’ If it were a matter of individual applications, that would be manageable.
But if one drug had two effects, then it could get messy.
He looked at Li Yanling and thought she really did have a bit of business savvy.
Then a very important idea came to his mind.
Just a couple of days ago, he remembered someone in the village saying that to help the villagers get rich, the town was offering subsided loans to villagers who wanted to start a business.
Now that he was harboring a grudge, his clinic catered to various villages and was making good money.
If it weren’t for the fact that he had built this house himself, he might have lost everything down to his underpants by now.
He had pondered this issue before, since he knew how to make medicine and it was effective, why not start his own factory and sell the drugs himself?
The land in the village could be used to grow medicinal herbs, wasn’t this the start of a business cycle?
In later stages, hiring a few medicinal workers would get the business rolling, and he could make a tidy sum of money for himself.
At this moment, he walked toward Li Yanling with a grin and said, "Yanling, you really are my lucky star."
He then pecked a kiss on Li Yanling’s forehead.
Li Yanling was taken aback and looked up at him, asking, "What’s going on? Have you lost your mind? Lucky star? Did I help you find your second career? King of Ducks."
"What King of Ducks? Don’t mock me, I don’t have that kind of skill. I’m only so formidable because of the medicine. If I had to do it seven times a day, I reckon I’d lose 20 pounds."
Li Yanling gently patted Liu Zheng’s handsome cheek.
"That won’t do, my future happiness depends on you. Relying on medicine won’t work. I’ll set a task for you. As long as we are together, you have to maintain the stamina of a man who can do it seven times, can you manage that?"
"Oh dear, Yanling, your demands are so high. You must be a succubus reincarnate."
Li Yanling rubbed against Liu Zheng’s body and gazed at him with sultry eyes, saying, "Liu Zheng, apart from being a chef, you can also predict the future, huh? I’m liking you more and more."
With that, she placed her beautiful foot at the entrance of Liu Zheng’s ’barracks’, teasing relentlessly.
Maybe because Liu Zheng still felt the effects of the medicine, the sentry at his ’barrack’ began to stir restlessly, eager to unleash their ’Golden Cudgels’ and get to work.
At this time, the hem of Liu Zheng’s trousers was noticeably elevated, a clear sign of reaction.
After seeing this, Li Yanling exclaimed, "Wow, impressive! Isn’t this the mark of a true ’King of Ducks’? Being able to get ready again in such a short time is not something just anyone can do."
"Yes, of course, I’m not just anyone. I’m a demon, specially here to devour succubi like you."
The two were equally matched, neither willing to back down.
Liu Zheng was actually quite reserved. Although he was proactive, it was mostly during conversation. When it came to matters like this, it was mostly up to someone else to get things started.
"Li Yanling, you asked for this. Do you know, although my contraceptive medicine can provide 100% contraception, many have told me it’s for one-time use. So I can’t guarantee it would work if the quantity is very high."
But Li Yanling’s interest had already been ignited by Liu Zheng, and now she didn’t care about the consequences, preferring to fly high first.
"Afraid of what? I’m not afraid, why are you?"
"Big sister, I’m of course afraid. What if there’s an accident? Our entire village and your village would know, and then we’d have a difficult time standing in the village. One should still preserve some dignity."
To his surprise, Li Yanling was already in a shameless state.
"So what if I get pregnant, I’m already divorced. I’m not afraid. Besides, Liu Zheng, you old-fashioned dude. It’s a modern era now, it’s completely normal to have freedom of love and freedom of the body. What’s wrong with mutual consent? I know your concerns, but I have confidence in the effects of your medicine."
"Yes, I also have confidence in my product, that’s why I’m telling you this. Actually, situations like this haven’t been unheard of in the past."
Li Yanling hesitated for a moment, then asked, "Aren’t you being honest, you little rascal? Weren’t you all pure before, what about the sweet nothings you told me just a while ago? Did you forget all about them?"
"What sweet nothings? I have no idea what you’re talking about."
Li Yanling shook her head and said, "You said you’re exclusive to me, turned out I’m your exclusive, but so is everyone else, right? You’re hoarding all the good stuff for yourself?"
