Chapter 29: Chapter 29: Vibrating Egg
"Doctor Zhang, where did you go?" Lin Wan tried to change the subject.
Zhang Hao raised his hand, "I was hungry, so I bought some bread and a drink. Do you want some too?"
Zhang Hao split half of it and passed it over, and Lin Wan kept thanking him, but the blush on her face never faded.
Just as he was about to return to his office, Zhang Hao said to Lin Wan, "Next time you watch that kind of movie, find a private spot. Playing it aloud disturbs the patients."
Lin Wan looked down and said nothing. Zhang Hao understood it was a natural desire. After all, they weren’t monks or nuns, expected to purify their minds and rid themselves of emotions and desires.
Back in his office, Zhang Hao tore open the bread and ate while browsing medical articles online.
He hadn’t eaten half the bread when Lin Wan rushed in, "Doctor Zhang, Doctor Zhang, there’s a patient here."
Upon hearing this, Zhang Hao stuffed the rest of the bread into his mouth, puffing his cheeks out.
He took a gulp of water and swallowed it in one go, making his throat so uncomfortable he almost choked.
"Where is the patient?"
The patient had walked in, but in a strange way, with their legs clamped together!
Zhang Hao observed first but didn’t see any obvious injuries.
"What’s uncomfortable?" he asked, as usual.
The patient turned their head away, too embarrassed to say.
The person who came with her was also a girl.
The other girl had a serious expression, with her arms crossed over her chest.
"You’re too embarrassed to say it, aren’t you? Having me come to the hospital with you in the middle of the night for this? It’s so embarrassing."
The woman’s tone held impatience as well, "It’s not like I did it on purpose. It just slipped in."
Slipped in?
An image immediately came to mind for Zhang Hao, though he dared not confirm it.
But it was necessary to clarify why the patient was seeking medical attention; otherwise, he couldn’t write up the case.
Looking around the office, the patient asked, "Don’t you have any female doctors in surgery?"
Zhang Hao replied with a smile, "I’m the only one on duty today, but if you mind, you can come back tomorrow morning."
The woman frowned, unable to wait until the next morning.
Concealing an illness out of shame.
She might as well have this male doctor help her retrieve the item.
Everyone else was sent out of the office, leaving only Zhang Hao and the female patient alone.
With no one else around, the female patient explained her situation.
It turned out that she had a sudden idea that evening and bought a toy from an adult store on a food delivery app, asking the delivery guy to bring it straight to her house.
Up until here, nothing was amiss, but then she charged the toy, planning to use it after a bath.
During use, however, the toy slipped all the way in due to the lubricant, and no matter how hard she tried, she couldn’t reach it!
Eventually, she had no choice but to come to the hospital with her roommate to have a doctor help remove it.
Zhang Hao listened with an expression that suggested this was all in a day’s work.
"Go over there, lie down, and spread your legs. I’ll get the instruments," he instructed.
The woman nodded, lay down on the examination bed as instructed by Zhang Hao, and took off her underwear in advance for the procedure.
She was wearing a knee-length skirt underneath, which didn’t interfere with the upcoming procedure.
Zhang Hao came with the instruments, wearing disposable medical gloves.
Looking at the icy instrument, the woman took a deep breath, "Doctor, can you be a little more gentle? I’m afraid of pain."
Zhang Hao nodded and asked again what exactly was inserted inside her body and how big it was.
The woman described that the object was actually a lipstick-shaped vibrating bullet.
There was supposed to be a string attached to it, but she lost her grip, and the string slipped inside as well.
After understanding the situation, Zhang Hao began the procedure, first using the duckbill speculum to dilate her.
He then used a small flashlight for illumination, followed by medical forceps to extract the object.
Zhang Hao made every effort to perform all actions gently and slowly.
When the object was finally removed, it was still vibrating, buzzing continuously.
It was still coated with the woman’s juices, and seeing the object removed, she let out a sigh of relief.
Zhang Hao, while taking off his gloves, said, "Should I dispose of this, or do you want to take it back?"
Looking at the vibrating bullet, the woman’s cheeks flushed red.
With her head lowered, she said, "I’ll take it back; after all, it belongs to me."
After seeing off the female patient, Zhang Hao returned to his office and took a sip of water.
He hadn’t been seated long when Lin Wan came over again, this time to chat.
Lin Wan was on duty alone today and it was luckily not too busy.
"Doctor Zhang, how can you be so calm? I’ve been working here for so long, and this is the first time I’ve encountered a woman who can’t remove that kind of thing."
Zhang Hao laughed and said, "People make mistakes, and besides, that thing is so small, it easily slips in."
"If it was bigger, it couldn’t possibly be fully inserted, right? Your woman’s place isn’t a direct line to your throat."
Upon hearing this, Lin Wan felt a bit angry and punched Zhang Hao on the shoulder.
"You always make jokes about us women as if you men can reach the stomach in one step. It’s not like you’re any longer."
Zhang Hao looked at Lin Wan and said with a smile, "Mine isn’t that short, those who’ve used it say it’s good."
Lin Wan sized up Zhang Hao and asked in a lowered voice, "Really? I don’t believe it. You’re so young and don’t even have a girlfriend, how could you be so experienced?"
Zhang Hao wasn’t inclined to discuss such personal affairs.
"Just take it as a joke, believe it or not. Not every woman is so lucky to experience my tool."
Zhang Hao stood up and went to the water cooler to fill his cup.
He was wearing a pair of blue jeans today.
As he turned around to walk back after filling his cup, Lin Wan’s gaze lingered on the bulge at Zhang Hao’s crotch.
It seemed to be protruding somewhat.
Seeing that Lin Wan was staring at him, Zhang Hao waved his hand in front of her face and asked, "Hey, what are you looking at?"
After snapping back to reality, Lin Wan said with a smile, "I’m just bird-watching through the pants. You haven’t stuffed something down there, have you?"
Zhang Hao snorted, "I’m not that bored. Big is big."
Lin Wan hesitated for a moment but took out her phone and asked for Zhang Hao’s WeChat.
"I hope to have a chance to try out Doctor Zhang’s skills; I won’t disturb your work anymore, I’m heading out now."
After Lin Wan left, Zhang Hao started reading a medical paper again, but soon received a message from her.
Upon opening it, it was a photo and very revealing, a bikini shot.
He hadn’t expected Lin Wan to have such a fine figure, with her curves almost spilling out of her bra, as if the straps were about to give way at any second.
Zhang Hao quickly exited the image and sent a question mark.
Lin Wan replied promptly, "Sorry, sent it by mistake, it’s been over two minutes, I can’t retract it anymore."
