Chapter 35: A Tutorial on Bullshitting.
Yeon Soohi, who had just entered the lecture hall, faced a fresh doom. Because she was so occupied with seducing Han Yohan, she completely forgot about the assignment that was due in the first lecture that day.
And Doha getting hospitalised didn’t help much.
And now, there she was sitting in horror, wondering how the professor would take it out on her grades.
And Yeon Soohi wasn’t much of a great student either. In the academic area, at least. After all, Soohi was an athlete and therefore joined a sports college.
If Doha was the brain of the Yeon family, then Soohi was surely the muscles.
Bothe siblings were talented in their own fields since childhood and absolutely sucked at the other.
Doha, despite being an alpha, was absolute trash at any kind of sports and physical activity. Part of the reason why he didn’t took on any manual labour jobs even though they paid so well. He simply wasn’t any good at it.
And Soohi, was an ace at all sports and physical activities. So much so that she could practice for a single day and beat a pro in the game. But her academic skills were rock bottom, like in the depths of hell, right at the very rear end of earth.
So the biggest hurdle for Yeon Doha in raising Soohi was to somehow get her to graduate high school with reasonable grades so she could at least qualify for a sports college. After that only her college performance mattered.
But Soohi was in a state where the teachers were giving her one marks just out of pity so that she just doesn’t have straight zeros.
So how could a brainless, braindead, dumb and academically challenged kid pass with somewhat normal grades, when their normal is in minus marks?
That is, by bullshitting her way through the answers.
Yeon Doha did his absolute best to somehow get her to learn the art of bullshitting.
It’s actually quite simple but only works with questions that has analytical, not memory based answers. They were scoring questions, so this was all she really needed.
You write a few convincing headers relevant to the question and then fill the paragraphs for the headers with absolute nonsense that is somehow just enou related to the answer.
And the best quality to have while bullshitting was confidence.
Write the answer with so much confidence that the examiner would not even question if the answer really is correct.
That left maths. That was the only subject for which Soohi took tutoring because Doha thought he might commit murder if he kept trying to teach her maths.
That was how Yeon Soohi bullshitted her way into college. And right now, she was bullshitting her way through this assignment.
A few reasonable headers.... then absolute chaos in the actual assignment.
Hehehe! I’m a genuis!!
Soohi had impressed herself with the work she had done under ten minutes as her number call was quite behind.
But she had forgotten one major problem.
This method worked in exams because thousands of students were talking the entrance exam, so the examiners probably glazed over some mistakes easily.
But this was a college professor who was going to check only about thirty students assignments and that too, in an entire week.
Her idea of a good assignment was about to shatter in a week.
She had only that lecture that day, so she decided hang around the campus to sightsee.
And that was when a girl one head shorter than her bumped into her. The girl was caught by Soohi just in the nick of time before she stumbled down.
"You okay?" Soohi asked as she looked at the face of the girl in her arms.
She was probably the prettiest person Yeon Soohi had ever seen.
She had pitch black hair and and pale green eyes. Eyes very similar in color to Han Yohan.
But this girl was flushed red and oozing out pheromones in bulk.
"Are you an alpha?" She asked.
"Huh? Yeah. Wait!! Are you perhaps in heat?!" Soohi asked, panicking.
"I think I am. Please get away from me... please."
The girl seemed to be coming down with a fever as she was becoming warmer and warmer.
"Shit! Wait a sec!"
Yeon Soohi fished out inhibitors from her bag and swallowed two pills immediately.
"I’ll take you to the medical examiner’s."
She picked up the girl and ran immediately to the medic’s. After explaining the situation and seeing that the girl was safe and medicated, Soohi finally sighed with relief.
This too was one of her brother’s teachings when she manifested as an alpha last year.
He had warned her to always carry emergency inhibitors with her and chuck in two if any such situation arose.
"If I find out that you did something wrong to an omega or a beta because you couldn’t control your alpha traits, I’ll see to it myself that you can’t use your thing again. EVER."
The chilling warning her brother had given her remained etched into her mind.
Soohi shivered a little and then walked out of the campus to head for the subway.
But outside the door, she saw a very infuriating sight.
It was Han Yohan. With a classmate of hers.
That guy was Nam Jiwoo. He was an alpha as well as a swimmer. He was pretty good looking and well mannered. But he was also known for another thing.
He was a trash playboy, who changed partners like t-shirts.
Soohi froze for a bit after seeing them walking away hand in hand. Han Yohan was smiling shyly while Jiwoo seemed to be saying some cheesy lines.
It felt strange. Almost surreal.
Is he the date he was talking about?
Me and Jiwoo are of same age. So...
...what makes him better than me?
Soohi had a lot of questions. But more than anything, it was absolute rage she felt as she saw Nam Jiwoo running his hand on Han Yohan’s nape.
Without another thought, she felt herself running towards them.
And the distance closed in seconds.
Soohi yanked off Jiwoo’s hand from Yohan and pulled Yohan closer to herself.
And she looked at the confused Yohan and anger boiled up in her.
Without another thought, a pucnh landed right across Nam Jiwoo’s face.
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