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Chapter 818 - 291: Really Fooled to the Point of Limping (Part 2)
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Chapter 818: Chapter 291: Really Fooled to the Point of Limping (Part 2)

"Everyone might be unfamiliar with this ’Dao.’ Laozi once said, ’Dao gives birth to one, one gives birth to two, two gives birth to three, three gives birth to all things.’ But there’s a line he kept hidden and didn’t reveal."

"This line is my secret to success, which I’m sharing for free today. How much you can grasp depends on your own fortune."

Nie Yunxiao stood on the podium.

He was talking and laughing, speaking eloquently.

He threw out a mystery.

As soon as he finished speaking.

Qin Mu clearly felt that the "classmates" around him were staring straight ahead.

As if they were eager to know what secrets Laozi kept.

From their eyes...

Qin Mu could clearly feel they were genuinely eager for success!

"The line is..."

Nie Yunxiao looked at the audience’s reactions, as if he held all wisdom.

After a brief pause.

He wrote "All things establish the world" in five characters on the blackboard behind him.

After writing these words, Qin Mu clearly felt the atmosphere in the venue was a bit awkward.

Many people looked utterly confused.

Not knowing what this line meant.

Even he, having lived two lifetimes, couldn’t figure out Nie Yunxiao’s logic.

"This line is too profound. I’ve pondered it for twenty years and only understood a fraction. It might be quite difficult for everyone."

Then immediately.

Nie Yunxiao quickly found a step for the audience, explaining.

Changing the topic at the same time, "Let me give an example of myself, maybe everyone will understand."

"At the time when Brother Xiao had thirty thousand yuan, he was desperately buying cars. Can you imagine it? With only thirty thousand yuan, I changed three cars in a month!"

"From Rover to BMW, and from BMW to Porsche, at the time I only had thirty thousand yuan."

"But after changing to Porsche, I suddenly succeeded!"

"Everyone might not believe it, I’ll explain the logic behind it. Because I know to achieve, one must have a car, not buy the car after succeeding. That’s putting the cart before the horse!"

"Listen and applause!"

As he spoke.

Nie Yunxiao became a bit emotional, even spitting out his words.

Qin Mu sat in the corner.

Listening to his passionate speech, his expression grew increasingly bizarre.

How is it possible that to succeed, one must have a car?

How could he change three cars in a month with only thirty thousand yuan?

Yet there were still so many people applauding.

He turned his head to look at a plump lady beside him who was clapping, wanting to ask her if she really understood.

Anyway, he didn’t understand.

Which is why he didn’t clap.

"Very good, lots of people still don’t fully grasp it, seems like they didn’t understand."

On the podium.

Nie Yunxiao looked at the not-so-enthusiastic applause below and smiled slightly.

He drew two random curves on the blackboard.

Then continued, "Let me show you how I operated these past few years. Aren’t my lectures 1000 yuan per person?"

"After I finish a lecture, won’t I receive the money? I then use this money to meet the wise, isn’t it 8642?"

"After seeing the wise, I gain higher wisdom from them, doesn’t it enable me to conquer richer people?"

"Let these rich people get this money, doesn’t it enable them to meet even more powerful wise men?"

"Then, by learning higher wisdom from even more powerful wise men, doesn’t it enable me to subdue more of the rich?"

"Turning money into wisdom, turning wisdom into money."

"After operating three times, you’ll slowly discover that I am wiser than the wisest, and richer than the richest!"

"Listen and applause!"

After saying this.

He even made a graceful turn on the podium.

And below.

The crowd was initially dumbfounded.

Ten or so seconds later.

"Clap clap clap—"

No one knew who started the applause, instantly causing a large wave of clapping.

The applause was thunderous.

Over three hundred attendees were just shy of shining with excitement.

Many took out their pens and "swish swish" took notes in their notebooks.

Afraid to forget this little bit of the master’s secret to success.

"This... is what Laozi didn’t reveal! After three is born, all things establish the world!"

"Using this method, after three times, isn’t there no one in the world who can defeat me?"

On the podium.

Nie Yunxiao seeing his speech had an effect, became even more enthusiastic.

His words weighed heavier.

Yet...

This group of people below still bought into it eagerly, nodding occasionally in agreement.

In the corner.

Qin Mu, having listened to Nie Yunxiao’s lecture, felt like he was going to fall apart.

Honestly.

Just now, Nie Yunxiao’s speech did contain some plausible fallacies.

But...

On closer reflection, you’ll find what he said is no different from stepping on your left foot with your right foot and spiraling up to the sky.

How could you possibly use the wise person’s wisdom to earn money from the rich, and then use the rich’s money to gain the wisdom of the wise?

The wise and the rich have to be willing to be deceived for this to work.

Moreover...

He seriously suspected that this Nie Yunxiao might have taken money from a local car brand.

Helping them promote here.

Because...

After Nie Yunxiao finished speaking, many "students" eagerly asked questions below.

"Master Nie, I currently have funds of three hundred thousand. How should I change cars? How can I change them to meet the wise and gain their wisdom?"

"Master Nie, do we have to change three cars in a month? Can I change just one?"

"Master, if I change cars, which brand should I switch to and when can I conquer and see wealthy people like Er Ma Yi Wang?"

"Please recommend, master, I currently have only two thousand yuan. How can I change cars to get a Porsche?"

"..."

The crowd looked up.

Their eyes full of thirst for knowledge focused on Nie Yunxiao.

As if looking at a treasure.

Qin Mu seeing this scene, felt his scalp tingling.

This group of people...

Excluding the few stooges, some were genuinely duped.

Anyone with a normal mind would know you couldn’t possibly change three cars in a month with only thirty thousand yuan.

He couldn’t help but complain when.

On the podium.

Nie Yunxiao revealed a satisfied smile, speaking calmly, "Everyone don’t worry, since you’ve bought my class, you’re my students—for a day teacher, forever father."

"I’ve already customized a car-changing plan for every student present."

"With this plan, you will meet wiser people, meet richer people, and step by step towards success!"

"Of course, what Laozi said, everyone should remember, and always be mindful to comprehend."

"The teacher leads into the door, cultivation still depends on the individual!" 𝘧𝘳𝘦ℯ𝓌𝘦𝒷𝘯𝑜𝑣𝘦𝓁.𝒸𝘰𝓂

He earnestly warned the crowd, drawing them closer, while letting staff enter the venue.

Distributing his personally made car-changing plan to everyone.

Requiring everyone to change three cars each month, and they must become more expensive without standing still.

He called upon that the greater the heart, the greater the stage.

Sacrifice children to catch wolves.

Only by daring to buy cars will one have the opportunity to meet those wise people and the chance to succeed.

"Master recommended a car I simply can’t afford."

"I also can’t afford it, but I’m touched that Master gave me such a high starting point, letting me start with changing to a Porsche. No question about it, I’ll sell my house to change!"

"When Master had thirty thousand yuan, he dared to gamble, why should I be afraid?"

"Well said, a plan personally customized by Master must be flawless. Even if there are issues, it’s because our own understanding isn’t sufficient, we haven’t learned it properly."

"..."

Qin Mu sat in the corner.

Listening to the discussions, his mouth twitched slightly.

Completely speechless.

Though there were some stooges, indeed some people were genuinely deceived.

The plan was clearly designed to cheat their money.

But they firmly believed it.

They even intended to sell their houses to change cars.

No independent thinking whatsoever; if these minds succeed, it would be unbelievable.

"Let me take a look at the plan he recommended for me."

Qin Mu shook his head, looking down at the plan on his table.

Casually opened it.

He saw the first month’s car-changing schedule for himself, very detailed.

First switch to a BMW.

Then switch to a Porsche.

Finally switch to a Rolls-Royce.

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