Chapter 368: Chapter 368: Catching a Turtle in a Jar_1
Ahead, there stood an ancient house with the charm of the Ming and Qing dynasty styles.
Wisp after wisp of black smoke were seeping through the crevices of the carved windows, catching Qin Feng’s attention. He then walked toward the old house.
As Shangguan Yan followed behind, she asked, "Where are you going?"
Having reached the door, Qin Feng looked back with a smile and said, "Let’s have a look inside. If you’re scared, you can wait outside."
"It’s even scarier to wait outside!" Shangguan Yan quickly caught up to him in a few strides and clung to his arm.
Seeing that the door was ajar and not locked, Qin Feng stretched out his hand, ready to push the door open.
"Creak..."
The door opened on its own, as if inviting them into a trap.
"What... what’s going on?" Shangguan Yan asked.
"Won’t we know once we go in?"
Qin Feng, accompanied by Shangguan Yan, stepped through the door.
"Clang!"
The big door closed behind them.
Was this a trap to catch turtles in a jar?
Suddenly, a creepy voice echoed through the space.
"Even brought a great beauty with you, not bad, very good indeed!"
"Who’s there playing tricks?" Qin Feng shouted.
"I am Xie Changliu, the head of Tuniu Village. Since you both have come to Tuniu Village, why don’t you stay a while? Your bodies can serve as my slaves, and your souls will aid my cultivation," Xie Changliu’s voice dropped, and immediately, a rustling noise came from upstairs.
Qin Feng looked up and saw a shabbily made paper figure with flaming red cheeks on both sides of its face descending the stairs.
The paper figure’s dark bead-like eyes could even move.
Shangguan Yan glanced curiously at it, and her expression quickly became wooden—it was clear that The Undead had snatched her soul.
In order to avoid any mishap, Qin Feng had no choice but to slap her.
"Slap!"
This time, Qin Feng did not hit her face; he smacked her bottom instead.
"Ah!"
Shangguan Yan let out a sound, which was quite pleasant to the ears.
The soul that was about to be ensnared by the paper person was slapped back by Qin Feng, and she naturally came back to her senses.
Her cheeks turned red, and she scolded indignantly, "You little bastard, how dare you take advantage of me?"
"Take advantage of you? If I hadn’t given you that slap, your soul would have been snatched away."
"Still taking advantage of me, and you won’t admit it! If it wasn’t to take advantage of me, why would you hit there?"
"Didn’t you not want me to hit your face? So I had to slap your other ’face.’
"Shameless!" Shangguan Yan gave Qin Feng a glance and asked, "Besides me, who else have you hit like that?"
"My wife, of course!"
"And who else?"
"Uh... I don’t think there’s anyone else!"
"What do you mean, ’uh’? What do you mean, ’I don’t think so’? I bet you’re such a dog that you’ve flirted with too many pretty women and can’t even keep track anymore. What a despicable creature, a real ’Sea King’!"
"I’m not taking advantage of you; I truly was afraid that your soul would be snatched away, so I had no choice but to take this course of action and reluctantly slapped you."
Shangguan Yan’s eyes glanced down and immediately noticed something off about Qin Feng, pointing and asking, "What’s this about? Reluctantly? It seems like you’re about to poke holes through the sky, you indecent beast!"
"Isn’t it your fault?"
"My fault?"
"Originally, I truly only wanted to stabilize your soul with a slap without thinking of anything else. But, the moment I slapped you, it felt so good, and I couldn’t help having improper thoughts.
So, I involuntarily thought about what it would be like if you were wearing a little skirt, something revealing, and getting a slap like that. Wouldn’t it be even more exciting?"
"Exciting? Go to hell! You little bastard, what kind of rubbish is in your head?"
Shangguan Yan lightly hit Qin Feng and said, "You want excitement, huh? Break up with your wife first, and I’ll give you excitement every day! As long as you, this little bastard, are happy, I can wear anything for you."
Just then, the paper figure suddenly kicked off the ground and leapt high into the air, pouncing toward Qin Feng like a mad dog.
Qin Feng lifted his leg and kicked, landing on the paper figure’s chest and sending it flying back. He also kicked a large hole through its chest.
Although its chest was pierced, the paper figure did not die. It got up with a roll and pounced toward Qin Feng again.
To settle the battle quickly, Qin Feng launched a palm strike into the air, and a burst of Xuanhuang True Fire spewed from his palm onto the figure, setting it ablaze.
As expected, the paper figure was successfully ignited, burning briskly with crackling sounds. In the blink of an eye, it was reduced to a pile of ash.
With the paper figure gone, Xie Changliu’s voice once again echoed through the space.
"Sikong Tu, that old sage, said he would send me a great gift. I thought he was just boasting. But it turns out he really did bring me a great gift! Ah, no, two great gifts. One is this beautiful woman, and the other is you. You boy, are actually a Heaven Yang Physique? Taming your soul into The Undead, that would be as mighty as a million-strong army!"
