Chapter 367: Chapter 367: I Need to Step Aside for a Moment Not_1
Sikong Tu, when saying these words, showed a face full of annoyance and pain, and it was a genuine expression, definitely not feigned.
Therefore, Qin Feng was certain that the Daoist priest had not been killed by Sikong Tu.
After the interlude, although they encountered quite a few skulls along the way, Sikong Tu did not play any tricks, so these skulls did not cause trouble, and the three of them entered Tuniu Village without incident.
As soon as they entered the village entrance, screams of agony came from ahead.
"Ow! Help! Oww..."
Qin Feng looked in the direction of the sound and saw that a brick house up ahead had collapsed, and an old lady was pinned under the fallen wall, screaming in pain.
However, Qin Feng did not rush to rescue her because he saw at a glance that there was something wrong with the old lady.
Seeing this, Shangguan Yan hurriedly ran over to help, but Qin Feng held her back, warning, "Don’t go, it’s dangerous!"
"What danger? Didn’t you see that the old lady is being crushed by the bricks?"
"That old lady is not a person at all!"
"Not a person? Then what is she?"
"She’s a skeleton, long dead. What you see is only an illusion."
"You’re the one who’s not human, she’s clearly a living person."
Shangguan Yan, not convinced, wrenched free from Qin Feng and ran toward the old lady.
"Old lady, don’t worry, I’m here to save you," Shangguan Yan said, trying to comfort the old lady while she started to remove the broken bricks with her hands.
"Thank you, young lady, you are truly a good person."
The old lady looked kind and benevolent, indeed appearing to be harmless. But just as Shangguan Yan bowed her head, with her back to the old lady and completely off guard, the old lady suddenly opened her mouth, revealing sharp fangs and bit towards Shangguan Yan’s neck.
At that moment, Qin Feng had already rushed over and kicked the old lady in the head.
The head was sent flying, clanging against the ground and rolled for several dozens of feet.
"What are you doing?" Shangguan Yan asked angrily.
Qin Feng, too lazy to explain, simply slapped Shangguan Yan across her pretty face with the back of his hand.
"Smack!"
Shangguan Yan, though her face felt scalding from the slap, immediately came to her senses.
The old lady before her eyes was no old lady at all, but a skeleton. The head that Qin Feng had kicked away was a skull.
Although she realized her mistake, the thought of the slap she had just received made Shangguan Yan very angry.
Pointing at Qin Feng’s nose, she roared, "You bastard, how dare you slap me?"
Qin Feng didn’t pay attention to the woman but picked her up in a princess carry and quickly retreated backwards.
"Bastard, who gave you permission to carry me? After slapping me, you still dare to take advantage of me, I’ll beat you to death!"
Shangguan Yan’s little fists, like raindrops, began punching Qin Feng’s chest.
Boom!
Accompanied by a piercing noise, Shangguan Yan noticed that the place where she had stood, the wall had collapsed entirely.
If Qin Feng hadn’t carried her away, she would probably have been crushed by the falling bricks just like the old lady she had seen earlier. Even if it didn’t kill her, she would very likely have at least suffered broken bones.
So, the wall she had seen collapsing earlier hadn’t actually collapsed. That collapse was an illusion, a trap to lure her over there!
Having eliminated all the dangers, Qin Feng set down Shangguan Yan.
"Little bastard, don’t think just because you saved me, the slap you gave me earlier is forgiven. I’ll remember this grudge for life, and I’ll get you back for it one day, with interest."
"A man’s face is something you should never slap."
"Who says you can’t slap it? I’m going to slap you, eight hundred times a day!"
Saying that, Shangguan Yan slapped Qin Feng, not on his face, but on his butt.
Qin Feng, confused, asked, "What do you mean by that?"
"Slapping your face, of course!"
"You didn’t slap my face."
"Who says I didn’t? I slapped your face! Your dog face, it’s on your butt! So, as long as you dare to make me angry, I’ll slap you eight hundred times a day!"
Qin Feng: ...
At that moment, Sikong Tu came over, smirking, and asked, "Should I leave you two alone? You’re flirting and bickering over here, not to mention it’s hard on the eyes, but you’re shoveling dog food into my mouth by the handful. It’s stirring up a storm in my stomach!"
"If it’s hard on the eyes, just close them! If you don’t want to eat dog food, then shut your trap!" retorted Shangguan Yan irritably.
This stubborn man was really inconsiderate, interrupting her happy moment with Qin Feng.
"Please continue, I’ll go over there to look around."
Sikong Tu scurried away.
In the blink of an eye, Sikong Tu had disappeared, which caused some suspicion to arise in Shangguan Yan.
She asked Qin Feng, "What’s up with that stubborn man? Disappearing in a puff of smoke, is he setting a trap, waiting for us to jump in?"
"Let’s wait and see!" Qin Feng was also unsure what act Sikong Tu was putting on.
