Chapter 277: Replicating the Meme
"You bastard!" Xiang Fei’s Spiritual Energy erupted as he leaped forth, trying to attack Albert.
Zhan Hong tried to stop him, but Albert also leaped forward to challenge Xiang Fei.
He took out his bonk bat and struck Xiang Fei’s fist.
Both of them were covered in Spiritual Energy, but Albert’s Spiritual Energy contained Bonk. When their Spiritual Energy collided, Xiang Fei realized that Albert’s Spiritual Energy instantly suppressed his own, making him unprotected by the Spiritual Energy.
In the last second, Xiang Fei tried to pull his punch, only to be blown away by the bonk force.
"Kh!" Xiang Fei landed in his previous position before he attacked Albert.
"!!!" All people who witnessed this battle widened their eyes in shock.
’What?’
’Xiang Fei is being pushed back by an unknown guy?’
’Even if their strength is similar and Xiang Fei is hateful, he’s still strong!’
The people couldn’t believe what they had seen just now.
Xiang Fei was shocked as well as he looked at his fists, finding the Spiritual Energy was a bit disordered because of that hit. ’Impossible. I couldn’t even take on his attack? Me?’
"You bastard!" Xiang Fei roared as he was thoroughly angered. He gathered all his power into his fist and punched forth, releasing a torrential Spiritual Energy. "Torrential Lust Fist."
Albert narrowed his eyes and suddenly took out a bell from his Space Ring. He then poured the Spiritual Energy into the bell and activated it.
Suddenly, the torrential Spiritual Energy coming to him turned around and went back to Xiang Fei.
"That’s..." Xiang Fei and most people in this place recognized that bell. Other than Xiang Fei, all of them had the same thought. ’How in the world he possesses the Yin Yang Bell?’
Xiang Fei gritted his teeth and used another fist to destroy this attack.
*Boom!*
The explosion felt like the eruption of his anger as Xiang Fei shouted, "You bastard. How can you possess the Yin Yang Bell?"
Of course, he knew about the Yin Yang Bell. He had lent the bell to Mo Xietian to stop the supply of the Five Elements Mountain. He also learned that Mo Xietian had died. In other words, Albert was the one who killed Mo Xietian. Seeing his strength right now, it was no wonder Mo Xietian died.
"I’ll kill you painlessly if you return the Yin Yang Bell right now." Xiang Fei declared.
"F*ck o—" Albert suddenly paused as if someone attacked him secretly.
Even Gin panicked and called him. "Master?"
Albert had a sour face while looking at Gin. "Gin... I just realized something... I only had four fingers. How can I throw a middle finger while saying F*ck off?"
Gin dropped his jaw as his face became horrified. The realization also just came to him as he became pale, not being able to withstand the embarrassment.
"You bastard!" Xiang Fei gritted his teeth. He had never been humiliated this much before, yet, an unknown guy suddenly appeared out of nowhere and ignored him like this. He shouted, "All disciples from Joyful Union Sect! Kill this bastard!"
"Xiang Fei!" Zhan Hong tried to stop him, but Albert raised his hand, stopping him.
"It’s enough, Zhan Hong. Since he wants to kill me, it’s better to settle this grudge right now. Won’t it be better if we can split the treasures with less people?" Albert smirked, inciting the greed of other people as well.
Some were dumbfounded by Albert’s confidence as if he could defeat all these people, some thought he was foolish.
However, Shi Lan suddenly came to them to fight with Albert and the rest. "Do you think I’m not here?"
"Well, we can’t really let the Joyful Union Sect bully our people this much, right?"
The people from the Five Elements Mountain planned to use this as a reason to start the war. They also had been briefed that they were going to fight the Joyful Union Sect, so this was perfect, especially after knowing the Yin Yang Bell was in their possession.
"Since you want to die so much, then die!" Xiang Fei smirked as if he had managed to trap them. When he raised his hand, the Joyful Union Sect disciples suddenly poured their Spiritual Energy to the ground.
Suddenly, a huge array appeared on the ground, enveloping all the Five Elements Mountain’s disciples.
"This is... Myriad Lust Array! Unless you’re severing your emotion completely, you’ll be affected..." The people recognized it as the disciples from the Five Elements Mountain tried to use their Spiritual Energy to destroy the array, thinking they could work together to destroy it.
Only Gin actually threw a scroll to Albert. "Master, catch it! It’s something you can use in this situation."
"Huh?" Albert was confused for a moment but when he opened the scroll, he was shocked by its name.
Skill: Thot Begone Formation - 1000 Bonk Bites
Effect: Letting out a burst of Bonk Energy that will expel all the women in a certain area.
Requirement: 7000 Bonk Bites
Albert looked at Gin, shocked. "You seriously going to replicate all the memes?"
"It’s my life goal!" Gin smirked. "Imma create more than that!"
"You can still joke around?! In that case, you will die in this formation!" Xiang Fei shouted as he activated the array.
’Still, these people are kinda dumb. I’m grateful that they want to help us, but why don’t you ambush them instead of going to me? If they ambush these people, they won’t be trapped in this array. But then again, I have seen many dumbos in this continent, so I guess I will just do my part.’ Albert muttered inwardly as he witnessed how the scenery changed.
He was standing on top of cloud as beautiful women appeared here and there. Each of them was unparalleled beauties that could topple a kingdom. And they each looked at him lovingly as he was their husband. They tried to approach him, so that he would be drown in pleasure.
"I can now understand why Gin wants me to use this formation..." Albert muttered. "I’m guessing the men will see this scene while the woman will also see them but in reverse. In that case, let’s not waste any more time."
Albert immediately learned the formation and activated it.
Thot Begone Formation.
An array appeared beneath his feet as it released a huge amount of Spiritual Energy, causing a shock wave in all directions.
"Aaaaahhhh!"
Suddenly, female voices resounded in the area as the array was broken because of the lack of Spiritual Energy.
"What?" Xiang Fei widened his eyes when he saw all the females from the Joyful Union Sect was blown away.
But it didn’t stop there.
"Bonkichi!" Gin’s voice echoed as numerous tentacle slimes appeared out of nowhere. Each tentacle wield a bat in its tip and struck the guy’s balls, launching them into the air. "Bye bye."
It turned out Gin’s plan was to take care of the guys this whole time since Albert would use that technique to handle the women. And with this, the array was thoroughly destroyed.
However, Mu Yanxue ended up getting blown away as well and crashed to the tree. She looked at Albert and made a wry smile. "Master? Are your hidden fetish is this kind? Yanxue is prepared though..."
"..." Albert obviously heard it and remained silent in his embarrassment.
