Chapter 1717: Chapter 1719: Shameless
The eight saints scattered, deep in thought.
Meanwhile, the saint who was pouring wine was regretting, while the gamble between Lu Xiaobu and Lin Feng had already begun.
"Shall I start first?" Lu Xiaobu raised his brow.
"Alright!" Lin Feng shrugged!
The eight had just set out, so there was no need to speak too early or too late!
"I bet that guy won’t be able to call for reinforcements!" Lu Xiaobu casually pointed at one of the saints.
"So confident?" Lin Feng raised his brow, clearly not convinced.
The guy hasn’t even left yet, and you’re already saying he can’t call reinforcements!
"Of course." Lu Xiaobu chuckled with ease.
Seeing this smile, Lin Feng’s heart suddenly skipped a beat.
He was too familiar with this smile!
Lu Xiaobu was definitely up to mischief!
Not good, got to stop him!
However, it was already too late!
Lu Xiaobu flicked his finger, and the person he had pointed at suddenly fell over with a thud!
"Look, he collapsed before even leaving the door, how could he call for reinforcements?" Lu Xiaobu babbled absurdly: "I could already tell he was ill, that’s why I’m so certain!"
Shameless!
The saint pouring wine cursed internally without changing his expression!
Utterly shameless!
Anyone could see it was your doing, yet you claimed it was due to illness?!
Simultaneously, he ruthlessly crushed the regretful thought that had just arisen!
An opportunity to escape?!
Only being able to run away is an opportunity; failing to escape is a gateway to Hell!
Especially given these two never play by the rules!
Hmm, better focus on pouring wine in peace!
He only dared to think this, while Lin Feng straight-up shouted: "Shameless!"
"What can you do about it?" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes: "Quickly, tell me a scandal, let Grandpa have some laughs!"
"Damn it!" Lin Feng cursed under his breath again.
The saint pouring wine looked at Lin Feng’s angry expression, intuitively predicting the next move!
Will they fight?
Or will he make a comeback with the same trick?!
These were the only two options he foresaw!
Since in his place, faced with such shameless antics, these would be the only doable actions!
What?!
You think he’ll obediently share a scandal?!
Nonsense!
He didn’t believe it at all!
Such an unfair duel, who would admit...?
"Fine, I’ll share one!" Lin Feng put down his wine glass.
"Pffft!"
The saint pouring wine’s face turned red instantly, choking on a mouthful of blood!
My goodness!
What the heck?!
What’s happening here?!
You’ve been bamboozled! Know this?
Why are you accepting this so easily?!
Aren’t you strong?!
Why choose to admit to such shameless acts by a shameless person?!
He felt like he was losing his mind!
Clearly, neither Lu Xiaobu nor Lin Feng cared about his sanity, continuing with their gamble!
Fairness?!
Their gamble was never fair!
It’s safe to say no confrontation or gamble on earth is fair!
Otherwise, it’d be like fighting oneself, gambling against oneself!
Chasing after so-called fairness is truly like the frog at the bottom of the well!
The result is the only true fairness!
"I..." Lin Feng smacked his lips, a bit ashamed: "I was a slave once!"
"What?! Hahaha! Wow! You were a slave?! You? Lin Feng? Young Master Lin? A slave?!"
Upon hearing this, Lu Xiaobu laughed to the point of madness, collapsing on the ground, pounding it with laughter!
Too hilarious!
Lin Feng was once a slave?!
Lu Xiaobu wished for a time machine more than ever, to go back and take a few pictures of Lin Feng as a slave!
Too amusing!
"Laugh all you want!" Lin Feng was a bit furious: "It was part of a plan!"
Lu Xiaobu: "Hahaha! You were a slave!"
Lin Feng: "I knew a young city lord who lost everything!"
Lu Xiaobu: "Hahaha! You were a slave!"
Lin Feng: "By being a slave, I could replace him!"
Lu Xiaobu: "Hahaha! You were a slave!"
Lin Feng: "Moreover, I could kill three birds with one stone—not only take over his place, but also have all the slaves on the island at my command! Finally, I could infiltrate the small world forces without revealing my Demon Realm identity!"
Lu Xiaobu: "Hahaha! You were a slave!"
Lin Feng: "..."
Lu Xiaobu: "Hahaha! You were a slave!"
Lin Feng: "I’ll get you!"
As he spoke, Lin Feng grabbed a bottle and swung it!
"Bang!"
Right on the head!
Lu Xiaobu picked up a leftover bone and jabbed it back!
"Pffft!"
Right in the nostril!
The saint pouring wine watched as his mouth twitched!
What the hell! How did the fight start?!
Why are they fighting?!
That Lin Feng, you endured such a shameless move from the other guy, accepted the loss!
Why now, when he just laughed twice, are you tussling?!
Sharing a scandal should be a laugh, right?!
Also!
These two, capable of not caring about the God Realm, are brawling like this?!
Swinging bottles?
Sticking bones in nostrils?!
Have a drink and suddenly forget how to use energy?!
The saint pouring wine pondered, observing the two!
"Pffft!"
A burst of uncontrollable laughter almost escaped!
Too amusing!
These two were the ones treating them like toys, as table legs, using volcanoes to cook, just now!
Now...now...one has shards on his head...the other has bones up his nose...
Pffft!
Can’t hold it in any longer!
"Ugh!"
The saint pouring wine forcefully stabbed his finger into his thigh, suppressing the laughter desperately!
Fortunately, he succeeded!
Damn! Almost burst out laughing!
If he laughed, he’d definitely die!
Look, look, look, the two had already shown—thank goodness for your cleverness—that expression!
These two were definitely about to kill him just now!
So, the saint who nearly burst out laughing broke out in a cold sweat again, soaking his clothes!
Yet, he dared not let the two notice, secretly drying it with his energy!
No wonder that famous saying in the Heavenly Dynasty—being with rulers is like being with tigers!
Truly! Truly indeed!
Too worried about messing up from fear, he hurriedly forced himself to shift focus!
Mmm, those two are definitely going to keep fighting!
For sure! That’s it!
This sort of brawl, like street punks, doesn’t injure but is an insult to the strong!
The two will definitely keep on, escalating the fight!
Mmm, definitely!
Then!
"Grandpa needs that bottle of wine! Pass it over!" Lu Xiaobu reached out to Lin Feng!
"Here!" Lin Feng tossed a bottle towards Lu Xiaobu!
"Pffft!"
The saint pouring wine, gone!
Can you two act normally?!
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