Chapter 1716: Chapter 1718: A Few Rounds of Fun
Lu Xiaobu isn’t anxious about cooking, he found a mutated local beast and started directly!
Using the volcano as cooking fire!
They say, does food taste better when cooked with volcanic lava?!
Well, it’s actually not much different from using a gas stove!
Then why make such a big spectacle?!
Nonsense!
The rival earlier challenged him, he fought one, that rival fought eight!
So, the big spectacle had to happen!
Wasn’t it said not to care?!
Bullshit! When was that ever said?!
Lu Xiaobu over here has the Molten Lava Snow Beast!
Meanwhile, from the other side comes a booming shout: "Draw Five Mountains Water, Polar Ice, Human Flowers, and brew them into wine!"
The shout is from Lin Feng!
Someone asked, does he really brew wine like that?
Are you guys dumb!
Are you dumb?!
Haven’t you seen how wine is brewed, haven’t you heard of it?
A bunch of water with a few flowers can brew wine?!
Nonsense!
Didn’t you see Lin Feng shouting loudly while secretly mixing two bottles of wine?
These two childish bastards!
These two idiots play this game and yet scare those nine Saints to death!
What the heck!
What?!
Molten Lava Snow Beast?!
Five Mountains Water, Polar Ice, Human Flowers, brewing wine!?
Who are these two people?!
No! No!
Are they even human?!
Even for a meal, such a spectacle?!
Cooking a dish, they make a volcano?!
Brewing a bottle of wine, they go through so much trouble?!
Too terrifying!
Simply inhuman!
"They... they don’t eat people, right?" a shivering Saint asked.
As soon as he said that, the remaining eight fell silent, not daring to speak!
They can’t guarantee it either!
When others come, even if enemies come, they wouldn’t have such fears!
But, these two, they really can’t guarantee!
Eat people?!
Probably as long as they think it’s tasty, they wouldn’t miss out!
As they were thinking, noises and shouts constantly came from both sides!
This side shouted: "Heaven and Earth Steamed Floating Tiger!"
That side shouted: "Five Elements Fruit Wine!"
This side shouted: "Polar Frost Serpent!"
That side shouted: "Earth’s Mantle Warm Jade Wine!"
The two shouted happily, while the Saints shivered in fear!
They even lost the idea of escaping!
They dare not escape! Really dare not!
If they became table legs, at best they could stay alive, perhaps survive!
But if they ran away and were used in cooking or wine brewing!
That would be a death without burial!
As the Saints thought and exchanged glances, they all found tears in each other’s eyes!
Too terrifying!
...
After an unknown amount of time, the nine Saints, who dared not run, finally watched the two return!
One was holding over a dozen dishes, each exquisite!
The other was carrying over a dozen jugs of wine, each gleaming!
Just seeing the presentation, the Saints inwardly believed that what the two shouted about lava, heaven and earth, Five Elements, should be true!
The two did not look at the nine Saints but instead met at the giant wine table!
Wine and dishes were placed on the ground, and the two sat cross-legged!
"Hey, the dishes look good!" Lin Feng glanced at the dozens of dishes: "Let me see, this is what you called the Molten Lava Snow Beast, huh? Well, looks like Twice-Cooked Pork!"
"And this, Heaven and Earth Steamed Floating Tiger, well, looks like Plum Blossom Pork!"
Lu Xiaobu ignored him, opened the wine Lin Feng brought, and sniffed: "Your wine is decent too! This is your so-called Five Mountains Hundred Flowers Brew, huh? Well, looks like Erguotou!"
"And this, this is Five Elements Fruit Wine, well, looks like Bamboo Leaf Green!"
The two unhesitatingly expose each other’s pretentious acts while ignoring the exposure of their own!
Hmm, two shameless characters!
Exchange of revelations completed.
"Someone pour wine!" Lin Feng shouted at the nine Saints!
Instantly!
The nine Saints sprinted over!
They even started working in mid-air!
They’re not stupid!
Pouring wine compared to being table legs or used in cooking is definitely a good job!
Maybe they can survive!
Forget those eighteen Saints nonsense about sharing hardships!
If you really want to share the hardships, then be table legs too!
After a scramble, finally, one Saint stood out!
The Saint ascended the wine table, cleaned up neatly, then nodded and bowed toward the two!
"Pour wine!" Lin Feng didn’t even look at him.
"Yes!"
The Saint responded, suppressing the tremor of his body and began pouring wine for the two!
Wine was drunk cup by cup, dishes eaten mouthful by mouthful.
"Wanna play a round?" Lin Feng put down his chopsticks and spoke.
"Sure, set the rules." Lu Xiaobu stretched lazily.
"Alright!" Lin Feng laughed: "Eight of them are still left, why not send them to bring over the remaining Witch Sect, Deity Office, and that mysterious organization?"
"Let’s bet on who will run? Who will complete the mission? Who will die halfway? Which force comes first? Or do they come to kill us or obediently face their end? Or which one attacks first, everything can be bet on!"
"Not a bad idea." Lu Xiaobu laughed: "What should we bet?"
"Simple, how about betting scandals?" Lin Feng showed a playful smile: "Share some unhappy stories, make the other happy!"
"Good idea!" Lu Xiaobu also laughed: "A certain bastard’s scandals are definitely interesting!"
"A certain toad’s scandals are surely good too!" Lin Feng replied immediately.
They started right away.
Soon, the eight Saints were notified.
Until they left, they felt confused, turning around every few steps!
They’re a bit puzzled, what’s this?!
Mercifully letting them leave?!
Even if tasks were given, no death orders were issued!
If they left secretly and never returned, wouldn’t that do?!
Many had this thought, while others fearfully aim to complete the task and survive!
At this moment, the one pouring wine, his thoughts fluctuated severely!
He regrets it to the core!
Was he crazy, pouring wine?!
He was smug earlier, thinking he could survive, but now, look!
This bunch has a chance to escape!
Only he doesn’t!
These two must be mentally ill, right?
Calling so many experts?!
Still betting?
Betting they won’t kill you?!
If you really die, they’ll be happy!
However, as soon as this thought popped up, it survived less than three minutes before he completely snuffed it out himself!
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