Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!

Chapter 381: Desperate Altitude

Once upon a time, I’d had a conversation like that with my subordinates, just shooting the breeze.

"Fighting those Halphas bastards was seriously annoying. Thank God the battlefield was a dungeon, because knowing the enemy’s air force was stronger than ours was absolutely infuriating."

After clashing with Halphas’s avian monsters, we’d lamented how woefully lacking our legion’s air power was.

"Andras can’t fly properly until they’re at least 4-star, and harpies can fly from 1-star, but they’re useless as an actual fighting force. Ngh. And mass-producing Harpy Aellos would burn through way too many magic stones."

"What, should we go hunt some wyverns or something?"

"I mean, why not? But what if a dragon shows up among the Dungeon Lords? What do we do if we bust our asses beating it on the ground and it just flies off?"

"We’d just fire arrows or fling spells at it without any real plan."

We needed a countermeasure. We needed a way to drag airborne enemies back down to the ground.

"Realistically, the best approach would be to build up our forces so that those with flight capability can intercept enemies in the air."

"Ngh. But what if someone attacks us right now?"

"Who’s going to do that? Halphas is dead."

"The 37th-ranked, Phenex, who was feuding with Halphas. Or was it Phoenix? Whatever."

I’d heard that Phenex and Halphas had been fighting for ages. If Phenex launched a Seizure Battle against Halphas, we’d be the ones stuck dealing with the fallout since we held Halphas’s multi dungeon.

"It’s not like we can send a messenger to Phenex, either. What a nightmare."

"So ultimately, we need to come up with a plan just to deal with Phenex or anyone else."

"Exactly. Anyone got a good idea?"

"Instead of wasting time brainstorming ideas, how about figuring out better positions to fuck in? Yeah, maybe doggy style would..."

"I’m asking a serious question here, and your head is just overflowing with filth. Flauros, bind Luna’s wrists and ankles and dangle her in the air."

Luna, who’d spouted nonsense during the meeting, was lifted into the air by Flauros’s tentacles. The other subordinates clicked their tongues lightly, looking at Luna and pointing.

"She’s floating in the air. If she just flew off like that, problem solved."

"Hmm... throwing her with a minotaur or an ogre wouldn’t be bad either. Trash is best enjoyed when you hurl it in the garbage, after all."

"You, you too?! How could you all slander me like that...!"

Creak. Somewhere, the scent of chocolate grew thick. I sighed, walked up behind Luna, and gave her butt a light smack.

"I’m racking my brain to keep you all alive, and you steer the conversation toward sex? You need to be taught a lesson."

"W-wait. Aren’t you just going to ’teach me a lesson’ by doing it anyway?!"

"No, I’m not."

I climbed on top of Luna’s back. Flauros’s tentacle branches nearly snapped under the sudden weight, but I successfully mounted Luna-plane like a horse.

"I’m going to have sex with someone else on top of you. Now, anyone got a good idea?"

"Hmm... how about firing a Luna Cannon?"

That was Eila.

"Specifically?"

"Well... my father does it sometimes. Whenever officials from the capital came to see him while he was practicing swordsmanship in the training grounds, he’d run away. Using the Holy Sword."

According to Eila:

He’d aim the Holy Sword at the training ground floor and fire a massive blast of divine power, using the thrust to propel himself somewhere else.

"What kind of nonsense is that? Is the Holy Sword a rocket? Good grief. Is your father really the wielder of the Holy Sword?"

"...He is a rather unconventional man. Perhaps Luna could do something similar."

"Yeah? Then let’s test it. Alright, Luna Cannon, fire!"

I kicked the heels of my feet into Luna’s breasts, which hung drooping below her, the way you’d kick a horse in the flanks. Even this somewhat harsh treatment delighted Luna, and she summoned divine power.

"F-fire!"

Ka-thoom.

For a split second, my body lifted slightly. The recoil of the Luna Cannon striking the floor had bounced both Luna and me into the air.

"Oh, so this is what they call a hovercraft. ...If we get this right, we might actually be able to fly?"

"...You’re heavy and this is exhausting. If you want me to do this for real, you might as well tell me to die. No thanks. If I’m going to be crushed to death, I’d rather be crushed by a dick."

"Look at the way you talk. Fine, I got one idea out of this, so let’s go with it. Eila, I’ll give you a choice."

I lifted Luna up and asked Eila.

"Do you want to do it with Luna, or by yourself?"

"E-Eila? No, Lady Eila?"

Luna clasped her hands together with a pleading expression toward Eila. Eila sighed and smirked, then fidgeted and pointed at Lime.

"...I heard that Luna did it with you alone when you were dealing with Shax. Is that true?"

"That’s right. ...Don’t tell me you want to?"

"...Now that I think about it, I’ve only ever done it one way, and I am curious. Master, please give me the chance."

"To the bed!!!"

While taking Eila from both sides simultaneously, with Luna equipped with the Lime dildo, I completely forgot about it.

That memory suddenly came flooding back.

***

"Wh-what do we do?! Arrows can’t reach her!"

"What a stupid question. Fire the Luna Cannon!"

Capturing Levis Ann required both me and Luna. And I ordered Luna to fire the Luna Cannon so we could chase Levis down.

"F-fire it?!"

Luna bared her belly toward Levis, who was struggling to fly through the sky. Even in her white elf form, the stigmata shimmered as if ready to launch skyward at any moment, but that wasn’t what I was aiming for.

"No! Luna, when you fire, aim where I tell you to!"

I grabbed Luna and sprinted toward my destination. There, sitting abandoned on the open field after the siege had ended, was a catapult.

"Orcs, get over here! Lift this thing and turn it!"

I heaved the catapult with all my strength. As other orcs latched on one by one, we had the catapult lifted in no time.

"Turn clockwise! Until I say stop! One: Ra! Two: S! Ra, s, ra, s!"

With a war cry and a steady cadence, the catapult swiveled into position. Once I confirmed it was aimed squarely at Levis, I pulled Luna into a back hug and climbed onto the catapult.

"Orcs who still have energy, get over here! Prep for launch!"

Since it was a manpower-driven catapult requiring no special expertise, just raw strength, our orcs could operate it easily, even more efficiently than humans.

"Launch me and Luna!!"

"M-Master?!"

"No time! Hurry!"

"Grr...! You there, get over here!!"

At Lune’s command, the orcs who had been fighting human soldiers gathered near the catapult. When they saw us trying to do something with the catapult, the soldiers who still had fight left in them tried to stop us, not even noticing that Levis was escaping.

"Charge! Protect the Legion Commander!"

Eila, mounted on her unicorn, led the Death Knights in a charge around the catapult. As the orcs converged on the catapult, the elves moved in to fill the gaps they’d left on the battlefield.

"Hear me, Legion! Luna and I are going after the enemy commander! The rest of you, subdue the subjugation force completely! If you finish before we do, the entire legion gets a week’s rest!!"

"""YEAAAAAAAH!!!!"""

The soldiers’ morale soared even higher.

Luna and I had to chase down the enemy commander flying through the sky, while they had to deal with the humans whose spirits hadn’t fully broken despite the favorable battle conditions. Both sides were in a precarious position, but I was certain I could catch Levis.

"No need to aim! Ready!"

The orcs turned the wheel-like mechanism on the side of the frame, and the ropes on the catapult arm pulled taut. Some grabbed the ropes themselves and hauled for extra force.

"Master, hang in there! Don’t get hurt, and make sure you come back alive!"

"You got it! I’ll go fuck Levis senseless and be right back, just you watch!"

I gave Lune a thumbs-up. The soldiers around us all wore anxious faces, yet their eyes shone with trust in me and Luna as they believed in my plan.

"Luna, I’m sorry."

I pulled Luna close and apologized.

"If this goes wrong, we both die. But... if we let that woman get away, we all die."

"Pfheh. I know. Don’t worry. You wouldn’t risk your life for nothing."

Luna read my intentions. She quietly covered my trembling hand with hers so no one would notice, and squeezed tight.

"But we’re not going to die. Right?"

"...Right. If everything goes according to plan, it’ll be perfect."

"Legion Commander! The ropes won’t pull any tighter!!"

An orc soldier shouted from below. I realized the moment had come and fixed my gaze on Levis as she flew away.

"Luna, hold this position."

"L-like this?"

Luna and I pressed our backs together and locked arms. It was as if we were bracing each other like parachutes; the subordinates’ faces tensed with anxiety.

"Don’t chicken out! If you’re ready...."

The command was simple and powerful.

"FIRE!!"

"""RAAAAS!!!"""

The orc soldiers released the ropes in unison. The taut ropes snapped free, and our bodies launched into the sky.

"Ah, so this is what they call a meat wagon!!"

What flew wasn’t corpses but an orc and an elf. I tracked our trajectory with my eyes as we rocketed through the air.

"Hey! We’re not going to reach her!!"

Luna screamed at the distance remaining between us and Levis. I calculated the gap, then twisted my body so Luna was positioned behind me.

"I’ve still got one shot left! Luna, fire the Luna Cannon!"

"...!! How much power?!"

"Maximum firepower!!"

"I’m putting all my faith in you!!"

Despite the catapult’s momentum, gravity had nearly pulled us into free fall, but Luna’s blast came faster.

KABOOOOM!!!

With a massive explosion, our bodies hurtled forward. The first-stage thrust from the catapult, followed by the second-stage thrust from the Luna Cannon’s recoil; the combined speed was like a missile.

"Gyahahaha!!"

I cheered at the direction we were flying. All Luna had to do was fire. I watched with my own eyes, pulled her arm to adjust the angle of her lower abdomen, and as long as I aimed it right...

"Stop right there, Levis!!"

We flew straight toward Levis Ann with pinpoint accuracy.

After that, it was simple.

"I’m putting it in."

Before Levis could try anything funny, I stuck my dick in her first.

***

Thwack, thwack thwack, thwack thwack.

Clinging to her like a sloth made it hard to thrust properly. Just burying my face in her chest and holding on was enough to leave me breathless.

"Grrgh, you goddamn bastards!!"

But for ravishing Levis, the effect was a perfect ten out of ten. Levis couldn’t do a thing except flap her wings helplessly.

"L-let go! You filthy elf bitch!"

"No way! If I let go, you’ll stab him with those claws! I won’t allow it! This dick is mine!"

"Then take your dick and leave! Why are you just sitting there letting him stick it in me?!"

"Because if I let him fuck you, he’ll fuck me too!"

"AAAAGH!!"

Levis went berserk. But there was no shaking Luna off once she’d grabbed her wrists for real. Levis might have been half-human, half-dragon, but Luna was an Elf Queen; in a contest of pure strength, she didn’t give an inch.

"Luna, how are the buffs?!"

"Amazing! This is more than enough to hold on!"

The red aura rising from my tattoo flowed into Luna. On top of the self-buffs Luna had cast through prayer to the goddess, she was also receiving the buff from my tattoo.

Thump, thump thump, thump thump.

The drumbeat stirring the aura was, of course, a belly drum: the sound of my glans knocking against Levis’s cervix. I thrust freely inside Levis’s walls and clung even tighter.

"Haaahng! Dragon pussy is incredible!!"

"Please shut up!"

"You’re not the first one to say that! But not a single one of them ever managed to shut me up!"

"AAAAGH!!"

Levis thrashed wildly, flapping her wings. She began careening up, down, left, and right like some nightmare roller coaster, and Luna and I nearly got thrown off.

"Luna, squeeze with your legs!"

"You hold on tight too! Don’t pull out!"

But we didn’t fall. Just as someone dangling off a cliff summons superhuman strength, I clung to Levis, and Luna clung to my back, and neither of us let go.

Squeeeze.

And the more she thrashed, the more ferociously my dick, buried inside Levis, worked her over. G-spot, consideration, foreplay; none of that mattered. My only thought was survival as I hammered away mercilessly, and Levis’s body began to falter.

"Th-this, dammit...!"

Drip. Something cold landed on my head. I tilted my head up slightly, and Levis was shedding tears, her eyes filled with sorrow.

"Wh-what did I ever do to deserve this...!"

"What did you do wrong? Plenty. But I’ll just tell you one thing."

Chomp! I bit down on Levis’s breast. Her plate armor must have fallen off during her transformation, because she happened to be wearing only a stocking-material inner armor.

"Levis, your one fatal mistake was this."

"Ah, aaugh?!"

"You turned me on."

If she hadn’t transformed, I would’ve just written her off as an ordinary human woman and left her to be gangbanged by the orcs. But by revealing her half-human, half-dragon form, she’d provoked me, a man who’d chosen the path of interspecies mastery.

"Until you land on the ground, I won’t stop thrusting!!"

Even if Levis folded her wings at climax and plummeted, I poured every ounce of strength I had into my hips.