Chapter 741: Chapter 740: Brother, Brother, Don’t Go~
"Brother Huai, don’t you leave! Sing a song to make you stay! In the song is my true feelings for you! In the song is your tenderness!"
Guan Yu shouted with all her might, a bit off-key, but the effect was quite good. Everyone guessed which song it was and was "surprised" by her pitch.
Professional singer Li Yang’s mouth was open wide enough to fit an egg inside, shocked beyond measure.
"Oh, my, God."
It’s so damn awful! Someone save him! He’s a singer, how can he endure such torture?!
His sigh was like flipping a switch for those around him, layers of laughter spread from far to near.
"Hahahahahahahahaha"
"Crazy, crazy, crazy! I’m laughing like crazy!"
"I thought Guan Yu sister’s peak was in that episode of Little Paradise, who knew!"
"Hahahahahahaha I can’t take it anymore!"
Xu Cheng was laughing so hard he kept slapping his thigh, Chuchu, such a sweet girl, laughed until her voice broke.
Mu Qiu was still stunned in place, eyes wide open in shock looking at Guan Yu.
She sang with her eyes closed in bliss, unaware of the two people midway through the obstacle course — Shi Yuhuai’s deep breathing was about as fast as a heart attack, while Jiang Zhufeng was laughing so powerlessly that he slumped on Pipi Dragon, unable to move.
Guan Yu seemed as if she had turned deaf, still singing, she could even switch from male to female voice!
Pinching her throat and yelling melodramatically:
"Brother Huai, I’m not leaving! We’ll stay with you until we are gray and old! Accompany you until the stars don’t blink! Accompany you until the moon hides in the ravine!"
This wasn’t even the most shocking part, the most shocking was the rapid switching between real and falsetto male and female voices below.
With a rough voice, distressingly yelling: "Don’t you leave!"
Pinching her throat, melodramatically: "I’m not leaving~"
Yelling again: "Sworn an oath!"
Melodramatically: "Pinky promised~"
Yelling once more: "Don’t you leave!"
Melodramatically: "I’m not leaving~"
Mu Qiu almost lost her breath, rolling her eyes as if her soul was about to ascend.
Laughter upon laughter layered over one another, and no one present, including the staff, was spared.
[This is hilarious, dying on the first line of broadcast hahaha]
[For a moment, I didn’t recognize the song, but I just sang it at KTV last night]
[It’s over, I’ve forgotten the original singer]
[Hahahahahahahahahaha laughed until I crowed]
[I knew it, she would eventually outdo herself]
[This sound wave attack is powerful, Shi Yuhuai and Jiang Zhufeng are directly injured internally]
[Laughing until my hands and feet are weak and my whole body is powerless]
[My mom thinks I’ve lost it, laughing crazily alone in the room]
[Shi Yuhuai: I admit defeat]
[This is nightmare level at night]
[Hey, cameraman, don’t shake, are you recording while running shaking like this]
[I heard the director’s voice, a hoarse laugh stands out among the group’s laughter]
[Brother Cheng, don’t bend over covering your eyes, cover your ears]
[Mu Qiu’s expression seems to say: Help, I’m going to die]
[With Guan Yu’s face paired with this song, I call it the strongest attack in Different Variety Show’s history]
[Visual and auditory dual attack, ensuring an out-of-body experience within two minutes]
[Hahahahahahahahaha oh my! Laughing until my stomach hurts]
[I can’t take it anymore, friends, I’m leaving first]
[What the heck is la-la-la-la-what, all I know now is you don’t leave~]
[You go quickly~ hurry up~ can’t stand it~ hurry and leave~]
[Luckily this episode’s theme is singing and dancing, with so many idols, otherwise, ending here would leave many people with psychological shadows]
[You don’t leave! I can’t let you go now~]
[I’m done for, laughed so hard my cat thought I was crazy and gave me two claws]
[Unable to stop laughing, tears running, facial features distorted]
[Chuchu, close your mouth a bit when laughing! You’re a sweet girl!]
[Lin Lian: Suffered the greatest shock in eighteen years]
[Jiang Zhufeng is already out of combat/puppy face]
[Brother Huai might want to chop someone up now]
[Brother Huai: Take me away]
[I’m afraid after this game, they’ll have no energy for the next game]
[Laughed until I’m sweaty, brother]
[The staff’s laughter can’t be held back anymore, who is laughing so exaggeratedly]
[Guan Yu: Ah, so entranced and sounds so good, why am I so gifted at singing]
[Brother Huai was just full of momentum, and now he’s turned into a puffball]
[With this segment, my abs are finally fully developed]
[Can’t do it, have to rest, I’m afraid I’ll laugh myself into a stroke]
[...]
Thanks to Guan Yu’s shout, this episode added several odd trending topics.
#GuanYuYouDon’tLeave#
#FinallyFoundASongWorseThanLaLaLa#
#TheOnlyOneWhoCanDefeatSingerGuanYuIsGodGuanYu#
Though it didn’t stay on the list for long, clicking on it packs a punch for every netizen.
After this sound wave attack, it took a while for things to return to normal, laughter went from roaringly loud to weak and weary, but it never truly stopped.
Shi Yuhuai was the first to "sober up," remembering he had a task to complete, so he covered his ears and paddled forward.
But Jiang Zhufeng, deeply affected by Guan Yu, had completely lost his mobility, lying at the back laughing continuously, with no intention of collaborating with him to surge forward.
Shi Yuhuai: This team is doomed.
He had no choice but to grip tighter to Pipi Dragon, exert more force, and paddle forward alone.
Jiang Zhufeng gave a start, getting jolted from the back of Pipi Dragon to the middle.
Playing alone, there’s no need to fear rhythm disruptions, and it feels even more relaxed. But without teamwork, he could only mind the head but not the tail, eventually causing the four-seater Pipi Dragon to accidentally smack into obstacles while turning corners, clearing a large swath.
The staff blew the whistle: "Shi Yuhuai, Jiang Zhufeng’s team knocked over the obstacle, please return to the obstacle course to restart! Timing continues!"
Shi Yuhuai: "..."
So angry that the flesh on his face was shaking.
After this whistle, others trapped in crazy laughter gradually quieted down. Mu Qiu laughed weakly, sitting on one side of their obstacle course, gleefully watching Shi Yuhuai.
"Brother Huai, long legs are no help~"
Shi Yuhuai, looking utterly defeated, dragged Pipi Dragon and the slumped Jiang Zhufeng back to the obstacle start line.
"Again!"
He refuses to believe it!
"This time you can’t sabotage again, or in the second game I’ll retaliate tit for tat. Guan Yu, Shu Ran, you both, like me, are at risk, making enemies isn’t a wise move."
Still wiping tears with a towel, Guan Yu laughed out loud: "Are you threatening your opponents now, Brother Huai? Impressive."
Obviously, these words of threat had no effect on them, even inciting a bit of rebellion because of the tone’s stiffness.
He paused for two seconds, stiffly saying: "Anyway, I’m guessing I’m already last, can you cut me some slack?"
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