Chapter 740: Chapter 739: I Also Want to Know What to Do
Cheng Zhirang can stand idly in front of Mu Qiu and hang the little fan for her for a reason.
Because the third group playing the game is not them, but Shi Yuhuai.
Of course, in terms of Shi Yuhuai’s reaction ability, he originally shouldn’t have been the one to play in the third group.
So it’s easy to deduce that he was pushed out by someone else.
Shu Ran teamed up with Li Yang, and when Mu Qiu’s group stepped off the field, they pushed Shi Yuhuai out, letting him successfully enter the director’s sight.
"Alright, we’ve decided on the challenge contestants for the third group: Shi Yuhuai and Jiang Zhufeng!"
Shi Yuhuai shot a death glare at Shu Ran and Li Yang for a while, then reluctantly led Jiang Zhufeng to the slide.
While Cheng Zhirang and Mu Qiu were discussing official business love affairs, he sat at the top of the slide, and even the actions of taking the tire were stiff.
Because he’s tall, if he fell or overturned, the consequences would be far worse than for a shorter person. It’s possible he wouldn’t have time to stretch his leg before hitting the ground if he overturned.
He estimated the length and height of the slide, looked at the suddenly excited group below, and for the first time thought he indeed needed to sign up for a class to learn how to alleviate relations with female guests.
Jiang Zhufeng was prepared and asked him, "Brother Huai, what do you think? Which slide do we take, and which one do we tackle?"
Shi Yuhuai turned his head slowly, "What do you think?"
"Then let’s do it like Mu Qiu’s group, shall we? Decide who tackles Pipi Dragon halfway through the slide, and then rely on Brother Huai to carry us. Can you carry me, Brother Huai?"
He paused for two seconds, "I’m afraid not."
"...Alright, understood."
Sitting in the tire cushion, after the countdown three-two-one, the staff gave a vigorous push.
Shi Yuhuai tightly clutched the handles on both sides of the cushion, trying hard to keep his eyes wide open to distinguish which seats the moved Pipi Dragon ride were.
"It’s not on my side! It’s on your side, tackle the three-person one!"
Jiang Zhufeng replied loudly from the other track.
At this moment, Mu Qiu, Guan Yu, and Shu Ran gathered right in front of the cushion, eyeing Shi Yuhuai fiercely.
Shu Ran: "Guan Yu, use your face."
Guan Yu: "Mu Qiu, use your hand."
Mu Qiu: "Then isn’t Sister Shu Ran supposed to use her feet? To drive them away?"
Shu Ran: "..."
Mu Qiu snapped his fingers, "How about this, Sister Guan Yu, you use your face, and Sister Shu Ran and I will be responsible for disrupting their rhythm. Besides these two basic methods, everyone can also improvise freely."
Guan Yu: "Ok, it’s time to sacrifice my beauty."
Shu Ran rolled her eyes to the heavens.
"Here it comes, landed."
Shi Yuhuai "perfectly" landed on the cushion. Clearly a whole person, but lying there with his long arms and legs, he somehow looked all scattered.
He mimicked Mu Qiu’s posture, with both hands folded on his chest, failing to tackle any one of the Pipi Dragons.
Jiang Zhufeng shouted from the other side, "Four people! Brother Huai, what should we do?!"
Shi Yuhuai looked up and climbed up, facing the three terrifyingly ugly, wickedly smiling women approaching him.
He closed his eyes briefly, then calmly answered Jiang Zhufeng’s question, "I also want to ask, what should we do."
How to avoid the threat of these three women and safely complete the game?
No idea, no answer, he was quite anxious.
"Brother Huai, don’t lie motionlessly, run!" Guan Yu encouraged him.
"Do you find it a little embarrassing?" Mu Qiu also chimed in, empathetically saying, "Don’t worry, Brother Huai, we’re accompanying you through the challenge the whole time."
Shi Yuhuai wanted to refuse, but Jiang Zhufeng was already calling him from the side.
They still had to complete the game. To finish the game peacefully, they first had to deal with these three nuisances.
"How about this," he thought for a moment, offering his utmost sincerity, "I’ll give out red envelopes, one for each of you."
Shu Ran: "No use."
Does anyone care about his money?
Her disagreement didn’t matter to Shi Yuhuai; he looked toward the other two who loved receiving red envelopes, waiting for a reply.
Guan Yu: "Our companionship can’t be measured by a red envelope!"
Mu Qiu: "Unless you give us one of 9999."
"Forget it, do as you please." He stood up and walked away, stepping to Jiang Zhufeng with his long legs casually.
Mu Qiu pouted, following slowly as she walked over, "Why decide so quickly, Brother Huai? Really not reconsidering? All you lose is 9999, but we lose the long-lasting companionship for friends!"
"...Shut up."
The three women together made such noise, it was simply infuriating enough to make him want to clench his fists and knock one down.
Jiang Zhufeng held back laughter, seeing him come over and straighened the seat for four people, "Brother Huai, do you sit in the front?"
"Right, you sit at the back, check if the little red caps behind are overturned."
"Alright. So what about Sister Guan Yu and the others?"
Shi Yuhuai took a big stride, easily sat on it, with his feet flatly on the ground, and his legs even bent a bit. It’s not hard to imagine that even if this Pipi Dragon were a little thicker or bigger, he could still keep his feet on the ground.
Upon sitting down, his tone suddenly became painful, "Our only option now is to pretend to be blind and deaf."
"...I’ll do my best."
The two rode the Pipi Dragon, ready to get through the challenge.
Mu Qiu’s group also prepared. Of course, they weren’t so vile to destroy their obstacle little red caps, just stood outside the obstacle course following them while constantly attacking.
Shu Ran: "A bit quicker, quicker! Brother Huai, do those long legs have no use? Jiang Zhufeng is still waiting for you to carry him!"
Guan Yu: "Let me command you! Come on, come on, over here. Both legs push hard, exert together, one! Two! Three four five six seven eight two!"
Mu Qiu: "Don’t be like that Sister Guan Yu, Brother Huai’s forehead veins are about to pop. Brother Huai, I’ll help you adjust the rhythm, is it three two one one two three one two three four five six seven? One two one two three?"
Shi Yuhuai’s inner counting of one-two-one-two got interrupted unknowingly, changing to one-two-three-one-two-three. This mess disrupted his and Jiang Zhufeng’s rhythm, twisting the middle section of the Pipi Dragon into something that just rubbed but didn’t move.
Jiang Zhufeng didn’t hold on well and almost fell over.
He took a deep breath. Unable to change those three, he had to change their own method.
"Let’s shout it out loud!" He turned back to Jiang Zhufeng and shouted super loudly, "Shout the rhythm of one-two-one-two!"
Jiang Zhufeng was startled by his sudden loud voice and then responded super loudly, "Okay!"
"One-two-one-two! Right foot left foot! One-two-one-two! Right foot left foot!"
With all his might, he yelled, loud enough to shock everyone present. The verbal harassment of Mu Qiu’s group vanished instantly, disappearing.
Mu Qiu was amazed by his simple yet effective method, looking at Guan Yu and Shu Ran in disbelief.
Guan Yu’s mind worked the fastest; she raised her head and started shouting loudly along with Shi Yuhuai, but while Shi Yuhuai yelled slogans, she shouted a parody version song.
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