Four Split Personalities

Chapter 2639: Chapter 1248: Semester Countdown (Part 2)

Motan’s face froze: "What the hell..."

"And even if that old gentleman doesn’t resign, you probably won’t be able to slack off every month like before."

Yi Dong happily waved his free hand, his face full of joy: "This year, Wanyang, Kanglan, Xiao Yu, Yu Chen, Xiaoge, and Xiao Island have all transferred here. If you still act like before, without a proper excuse, it won’t fly."

Motan fiercely glared at Yi Dong gloating over his misfortune, squeezing out word by word from between his teeth: "Don’t you think the more I interact with everyone at school every day, the greater the chance of something going wrong?"

"It’s not small, but if you want to get a degree from Tanhua, and not let everyone—uh, including Yu Chen—feel you’re too ’mysterious’, it’d be best if you honestly show up at school every day."

Yi Dong winked at Motan, then straightened up and seriously said: "As for your mental issues, I’ll try my best to cover them for you."

"Cover what?"

Just then, another voice suddenly came through the screen, followed by the pretty face of Sister Xiao Le appearing on the screen, evidently having snatched Yi Dong’s phone.

"What are you doing?!"

Pushed out of the frame, Yi Dong exclaimed, annoyed: "What if I’m not wearing any clothes?!"

"I’ll tell Auntie and Uncle you’re trying to sexually harass me."

Sister Xiao Le said without turning her head, then cheerfully greeted Motan: "Good morning, Tan Jiang!"

Motan noticed Sister Xiao Le was still in her pajamas, her hair a tangled mess, seemingly not tidied, so he politely looked away: "Uh... Good morning, Sister Xiao Le."

"What were you talking about just now?"

Sister Xiao Le settled comfortably on the game cabin’s lid, curious: "I seemed to hear Yi Dong say he was going to try and cover something for you."

Motan, naturally not daring to tell the truth, replied with some awkwardness: "Uh, it’s about school stuff, like... you know it’s half a month until school starts, and I think it’ll be hard to finish the paper Director Pang assigned. Yi Dong said he could help out."

"Tsk tsk, your relationship is delicate!"

Sister Xiao Le grinned, raised an eyebrow: "Honestly, have you ever thought about being together? After all, neither of you has a partner, hmm, I think Yi Dong could be the receiver!"

Motan’s face froze, while Yi Dong let out an angry roar: "You can enjoy your fancies as you please! But could you please not involve your cousin..."

"Ah?"

Sister Xiao Le turned to Yi Dong, puzzled: "But... no matter how you say it... you don’t look like a top..."

Yi Dong was finally utterly enraged!

Yi Dong attacked with hatred!

Yi Dong was kicked to the ground!

"Haven’t I told you, dear cousin."

Sister Xiao Le calmly retracted her little foot clad in pink beach shoes, raised an eyebrow at Yi Dong, who rolled on the ground at least three and a half times: "I’ve been a red-black belt since February last year."

Yi Dong clutched his rib, struggling for a while before sitting up awkwardly: "You learned taekwondo?"

"I prefer taekwondo, but I’ve also practiced Muay Thai and judo. Actually, my mom found an old book for me to learn tai chi, claiming that reaching the highest realms would allow me to perform a technique called ’Lightning five-whip’, but I’m too impatient, never learned it even after half a day."

Sister Xiao Le made a funny face at Yi Dong, then playfully stuck her tongue out at the thoroughly stunned Motan: "Oh, Tan Jiang, you didn’t see anything! Your Sister Xiao Le is actually super lame, can’t even open a bottle cap~"

Yi Dong, while clutching his rib and taking a cold breath, mockingly commented with a sarcastic smile: "Based on that kick just now..."

Crack——

A very clear crack suddenly appeared on the tempered film of Yi Dong’s phone.

"Probably can’t lift anything heavier than a spoon."

Yi Dong wisely changed his tune immediately.

"There you go!"

Sister Xiao Le giggled, threw a wink at Motan across the screen.

Motan nodded stiffly, silently determined never to antagonize this ’gentle and charming’ Sister Xiao Le, even unto death.

Clearly, this Sister Xiao Le not only ranks highly in The Realm of Innocence but also dominates outside the game, Yi Dong, that half-nerd, can’t even withstand a kick, let alone Motan whose constitution is only slightly stronger, wouldn’t survive the third kick.

"Oh right, talking about school, I just remembered I have something to discuss with you."

Sister Xiao Le suddenly smacked her forehead, turned to Yi Dong: "Got time later?"

Yi Dong shook his head decisively: "No!"

Crack——

Another rugged crack spread from the edge of the tempered film.

Yi Dong shivered, swallowed hard: "Please, go ahead."

"I’ve become an exchange student from East University to Tanhua."

Sister Xiao Le sighed and shook her head: "So sudden..."

Yi Dong/Motan: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

"Yes, you didn’t hear wrong."

Sister Xiao Le scratched her cheek, looking somewhat confused: "Just got a call from my dad. To prevent me from not having courses or internship in senior year and accidentally becoming a lazy bum, the school happened to need a fluent Chinese-speaking, scene-steady exchange leader, so I was recommended."

Yi Dong/Motan: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

"Simply put, I’ve inexplicably become a senior exchange student at Tanhua University and won’t be able to return before winter break. Actually, according to my dad, it’d be helpful if I didn’t return even during winter break."

Sister Xiao Le looked tearfully at Motan across the screen: "And Auntie and Uncle also know the biggest director at Tanhua. Wanting to bribe someone to just take exams and slack off other times is impossible."

While maintaining the expression Σ(っ°Д°;)っ, Yi Dong took advantage of Sister Xiao Le’s shoulder, gave Motan a look meaning ’Goodness, turns out you both are of the same kind!’!

"So it’s like a joke, my lifelong... uh, my major event for the next year is mysteriously decided."

Sister Xiao Le sniffled tearfully, murmuring sadly: "I wanted to be a lazy person for a year!"

"Ultimately, it’s because you wanted to be a lazy person that caused all this trouble!"

Yi Dong finally snapped out of the ’Σ(っ°Д°;)っ’ state, gritting his teeth at Sister Xiao Le: "If you were a bit more proactive, your dad wouldn’t wish you’d rather not come home!"

Sister Xiao Le got anxious too: "What’s with that talk! I typically barely step outdoors, always stay home during breaks playing games, collecting figures, drawing doujinshi, how convenient!"

"You should go out and walk, servant of darkness!"

Yi Dong first shouted angrily, then lowered his voice, his face filled with fake smiles: "By the way, dear cousin..."

"Hm?"

Sister Xiao Le tilted her head, curiously: "What is it? Suddenly being so obedient, what’s the matter? It’s quite nasty."

"Ahem, it’s nothing, just wanted to ask..."

Yi Dong rubbed his nose, lowered his voice: "Cousin, the doujinshi you drew... what kind of... genre is it?"

"Genre? What genre? Just the normal kind..."

Sister Xiao Le blinked, shrugged at the slightly disappointed Yi Dong: "An adult doujinshi, a bit H."

"Sis!"

Yi Dong’s eyes suddenly lit up, grabbing Sister Xiao Le’s hand: "Let me see!!!"

"Sure, but there’s only the digital version, the printed one is always out of stock. I’ll send you a copy to your email."

"Thanks, Sis!"

Yi Dong, for the first time since birth, felt having a sister was wonderful.

"By the way... I just wanted to ask..."

Yet Motan spotted the focus point, chuckling awkwardly at Sister Xiao Le across the screen: "Sister Xiao Le, the main characters of your doujinshi are..."

"Pretty boys and pretty boys and pretty boys and pretty boys, why?"

"There are only... pretty boys?"

"Only pretty boys, what else?"

"So when you say adult, it means..."

"Pretty boys."

"..."

"Hey, Tan Jiang, if you’re so curious, I’ll send you a copy later!"

"Please don’t!!!"

Chapter 1248: End