Chapter 2342: Chapter 2346: Fifth Master Gu’s Deadpan Humor
The Gu Family’s chef skills are already top-notch, but Bohe and Muu Qingwan take it a step further. The food they make tastes so good that even the guests, who’ve tasted all kinds of delicacies, are amazed.
"Well, you can’t take her back," Senior Master Gu laughed heartily, "Today’s head chef is Ah Jue’s girlfriend, who is my future granddaughter-in-law. How are you going to take her?"
Senior Master Gu only mentioned Muu Qingwan, without bringing up Bohe.
Muu Qingwan is his future granddaughter-in-law, so no one can really ask for her.
If he mentioned Bohe, and someone shamelessly asked for her, then would he give her or not?
Hmm.
Of course, he wouldn’t give her.
She’s a gift from his son to him, he wouldn’t give her to anyone.
But refusing would be embarrassing, wouldn’t it?
So, he simply didn’t mention her.
"Oh," someone exclaimed with surprise, "Ah Jue has a girlfriend?"
"Yes! Xiao Zhu, Ah Ting, Ah Chuan, and Ah Zui are all married and settled, and now Ah Jue has a lovely girlfriend. Even if I close my eyes now, I can rest in peace." Senior Master Gu laughed so much that he couldn’t keep his mouth closed.
Before Gu Junzhu could voice his dissatisfaction, Xiao Shumiao waved his little arms and shouted, "Grandpa, may you live a long life!"
Senior Master Gu laughed, pinching his cheek, "When you’re old, you’re not as useful! What’s the point of living so long?"
"One hundred years isn’t much," Xiao Shumiao said crisply, "The TV says there’s an old grandpa who lived to be over 120. A hundred is more than twenty years less than 120! So I think, Grandpa, you should aim to live over 110, so you won’t lose by too much."
Senior Master Gu laughed heartily, "You little elf, how do you know so much?"
"The TV said so," Xiao Shumiao grabbed Senior Master Gu’s hand, "Grandpa, we talked about it. You should aim to live to 110, so when I have a baby, you can help take care of it!"
Ye Xingbei: "..."
Son, you...
She looked at her son with a face full of dismay.
Senior Master Gu laughed even louder and nodded repeatedly, "Alright, alright, you better hurry up then. Our country doesn’t encourage having kids late anymore. Settle down when you meet the right one and bring a granddaughter-in-law home for Grandpa to see."
"Okay!" Xiao Shumiao said seriously, "Don’t worry, Grandpa, I will definitely marry a thoughtful and filial granddaughter-in-law for you!"
Ye Xingbei covered her face.
Where did he learn all this?
Gu Junzhu’s shoulders shook with laughter, nudging her arm, "Hey, does our son have someone he likes already?"
Ye Xingbei: "... Go away!"
Gu Junzhu tried hard to stifle his laughter, "I think what Xiao Shumiao said makes a lot of sense. He’s still so young, how does he understand everything?"
"Understand what? He must have learned from those messy TV dramas," Ye Xingbei muttered in a low voice, clearly gritting her teeth, "I need to ban him from watching TV. From now on, he can only read books and not watch TV!"
Gu Junzhu laughed uncontrollably, "There is a gold house in books, there is beauty in books, do you think just reading books will be fine?"
Ye Xingbei: "... Then just watch the animal world!"
Gu Junzhu: "Even in the animal world, there’s mating."
Ye Xingbei: "... Go away!"
When Ye Xingbei returned her attention from the conversation with Gu Junzhu, Senior Master Gu and Xiao Shumiao were already discussing other topics.
The old and the young were chatting enthusiastically, and the other guests listened attentively, occasionally chiming in, bursting into loud laughter from time to time.
