Chaos Devourer System: My Classless Ascension

Chapter 324: Chapter 322:It’s time for the abyss.

Space folded and twisted as my figure materialized within the old man’s little cottage.

"Oyyy!!! You hairless monkey bastard!!! What’s the meaning of this!?" The fur ball squirmed and writhed, finally escaping my grasp.

"Hmm? Oh this? I just decided you’re now going to stay with me." I waved off the furry creature.

"What??? Do you know who this furry young master is?? You think you can just make such a decision?"

"Yup. Now pipe down."

"You... you... you’re so unreasonable!!"

"You sound like you’re about to cry. Heh! Wimp."

"You’re the wimp! Your whole generation are wimps!!!"

"Heh. For something so small, you sure got a big ass mouth."

"Humph! Paku isn’t talking to you anymore."

"Speaking in third person now? You’re almost as annoying as..." before I could complete my words, I felt it..

"No... there’s no way..."

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

"Look who it is. The white haired bitch. Heh!"

"Fuck!" I turned.

Right there. Crouched lazily on the grass, Leo leveled an amused stare at me.

"You chicken-cat bastard. I thought I was done with your ugly mug till next year."

"Your mother is a chicken cat. Your whole family is what has an ugly mug!!"

"You feather brain bastard! You trying to pick a fight?"

"Bring it you white haired bitch! You look like you need a beating!"

"Yes! Help this furry young master and teach this shameless kidnapper a lesson!" The little fur ball appeared before Leo, chest puffed in righteous indignation, unfortunately...

SWAT!

"What thing are you to command this prince?"

Leo swatted the tiny creature away in annoyance.

"Pfftt... hahahahahahaha.. that’ll teach you, fur ball. Don’t annoy the chicken-cat." I laughed. Though not for long as....

"Die!!!" A massive claw swipe aimed directly for my head.

"OYYY!!! You crazy bastard!!! Why are you attacking!??"

"You called me ugly! You need to pay!!"

"Fuck your mother you crazy bastard!!!"

"Die!!!!"

"Die!!!!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

The entire clearing erupted as our figures collided, Leo being sent flying unceremoniously.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Take that you cat bastard! Daring to swat this furry young master away! That’s what you get!" The fur ball appeared before me, hands on his hips as he taunted the chicken-cat.

He turned, facing me. "Alright. You shameless kidnapper. I might actually consider forgiving your folly, if you.."

SWAT!

"You talk too much for something so small." I swatted the fur ball away before launching straight at Leo.

"ABSOLUTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" A terrifying roar burst out of the little chipmunk as he became not so little anymore.

ROOOOOOOOOOAOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!

A colossal behemoth appeared right behind me as a massive claw swipe aimed to plant my figure into the earth.

BAAAAAAANGGGG!!!

The earth exploded as the claw connected.

"Damn! That’s one angry fur ball." My voice sounded right beside the creature’s massive head.

"DAMN YOU! ABSOLUTE...."

BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!

A solid fist to the temple was all the reply he got.

The not so little fur ball was sent flying as he collided with the approaching figure of Leo, both of them crashing unceremoniously into the earth.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IN ALL OF HEAVEN AND EARTH! I ALONE AM THE HONORED ONE!"

I laughed in triumph, basking in my own awesomeness, but then..

"Hey.. Hey... Hey there friend! Long time no see hahahahahahaha!!!" A boisterous laugh broke it up.

"What?" I turned in surprise. And there, right behind me, was the figure of someone I hadn’t seen in over a week now.

"Hey.. hey.. hey.. you look like you missed...."

BANG!!!

A fist to the jaw sent the damned monkey flying right into the pile.

"Damn you Dante!!!!!!" The monkey roared in frustration.

"Is that anyway to greet a friend??"

"Talking so casually when you’re in the middle of a battleground, you were just asking for it really." I shrugged.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"DANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

"ABSOLUTEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

"ROOOOOOAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!"

Three terrifying roars burst out of the three of them as they turned heir bloodshot eyes towards me.

"Heh! What? You guys think you stand a chance against me in a three on one?"

The tension spiked immediately as I took a stance.

"Well. My excited friends. How about a spar to commemorate our getting back together?" My grin turned sharp.

Our eyes locked.

Four pairs of intense battle lusted gazes.

The tension stretched to its absolute limit until...

ROOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRR!

The fur ball moved and all hell broke loose.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

The clearing disappeared beneath explosions.

Mountains shook.

Trees ceased existing.

.......

.......

"Fuck! Urgggghhhh....."

"Bastard....."

"Hel... help me..."

I looked at the three sprawled figures before me and I couldn’t help smiling proudly.

My hands landed on my hips as I took a moment to bask in my greatness.

"Now! Do you guys admit your inferiority before this young master? Hahahahahahahaha!!!"

"Ughhh... what the fuck have you been up to? It’s only been a week..." Malachi groaned. The monkey’s demeanor having changed since the last time we saw each other.

Despite the fact that he was sprawled and groaning on the floor. There was a subtle feeling of majesty he radiated passively.

His features, having been refined to perfection looked no less as handsome as any other human that wasn’t me.

But most of all would be his aura.

The last time I saw him, he had just entered the First transformation stage. But now?

"Third stage transformation? And you’re asking me what I’ve been up to? I think the question should go both ways no?" I smirked.

"Ughhh... fuck off Dante.." the monkey groaned.

I ignored the writhing monkey. Turning towards the earlier nuisance.

"I gotta say, you look better this way." I sneered.

"Dante! You motherfucker! What’s your obsession with my eyes? Why’d you hit them so hard!!" The chicken-cat groaned, paws massaging his brand new panda eyes.

"What? You thought you would be exempt from the treatment?"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

"You’re the only one in the family that hasn’t been graced with black panda eyes. And since you obviously don’t have any women in your sad life, I decided to take it upon myself to do the right thing."

"What the fuck are you on about you psycho?? What right thing?? My eyes are swollen and hurting!!!!"

"No need to thank me. You’re very welcome. I’m sure the old man’s spirit must be assuaged by now. May his soul rest in peace." I gave a silent prayer.

"He’s not dead you bastard!!!"

"Give him time. With how old he is, it won’t be long now. Haaa.. I’ll miss him." I sighed in regret.

"Motherfucker..."

"But. I’m curious. Why are you two here as well? How are you guys here?" I asked, genuinely surprised at their presence.

Luckily, my confusion didn’t last long as the moment I asked...

"That’ll be because I called them over." An indifferent voice sounded from right behind me.

"Eyy! Hehehehe! Old man. Didn’t see you there." I turned around, scratching the back of my head.

"You didn’t? I wonder why? I mean it’s not because this is a spirit body or anything right? After all, my soul should be resting in peace. Right?"

"Ummmm...."

I could only scratch the back of my head awkwardly as I didn’t have any answers to those questions.

"Heh! Cat finally got your tongue you arrogant bastard." Malachi.

"Humph. That’ll teach you to speak anyhow."

"Hel... Help me..."

....

....

A moment of tense silence fell upon the place before,

"Haaa..." the old man sighed, shaking his head.

"Enough playing around." His demeanor shifted and with it, ours as well.

"I called you all here for one thing and one thing only...."

"..... it’s time... for the abyss."

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Tr33_Notes: Hooooo... deep breaths... alright! Here we go.

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