Wipe Clean After Eating

Wipe Clean After Eating
Chigan Mojing, Chi Gan Mo Jing, 吃乾抹淨, 吃干抹净
Chinese Novel

Wipe Clean After Eating

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    SUMMARY

    Xia Ye is pressured by her mother to either land a golden rice bowl (good paying job) or find a golden turtle (rich husband).

    So the stakes are high at her latest job interview. Driven by desperation, Xia Ye comes up with a devious plan to drive away the other candidate. Of course, things do not go as plan when the other candidate turns out to be her interviewer!

    From Shusheng Bar:

    I: “General manager, I only said I will cook but did not agree to wash the dishes.”

    He: “If you don’t wash the dishes, do you expect me to wash them?”

    I: “Do you know a woman is most attracted to a man who can do housework? Especially when he is wearing an apron and washing the dishes. This is the ideal image of a good man in the thinking of a majority of the women. In order to create the prefect image of a good man, I feel it is necessary for you to wash the dishes.”

    He: “A man who washes the dishes is really very attractive?”

    I: “Really!”

    He: “Well, I will believe you this once.”

    He: “Xia Ye, come into the kitchen.”

    I: “Do you need me to help you with something?”

    He: “Just stand there and don’t move.”

    I: “…..?”

    I: “If there is nothing I can help you with, I’ll go out.”

    He: “Standstill!”

    I: “You asked me to come in, just to….. watch you wash the dishes?”

    Me: “If you don’t watch, what is the point of me washing the dishes?”

    I: “…..”

    He is distressed: “I fell in love with a person, but I do not know how to say to her.”

    I suggested: “This is simple! Directly tell her I love you, should be all right?”

    He is worried: “But …… I’m worried that she will not accept me.”

    I comforted: “How can since you are such an outstanding man? There must be something wrong with her brain if she doesn’t accept you!”

    He nodded: “Well, I love you!”

    I: “…… Huh, there is something wrong with my brain ……”

    He: “……”