Chapter 835: Lily’s Acting
"What do you mean you can’t think of anything? That’s not allowed! Think of something, or else I’m going... I’m going to squeeze your balls!"
As Lily’s cold hand grasped Xiaoyun’s ball, his entire body recoiled a little before he nodded his head.
"Okay, okay, I’ll think of something. Just give me a little more time."
Every possibility running through his mind ran blank after blank. One idea that worked for one of his wives wouldn’t work on the other.
Not to mention, Xiaoyun needed to somehow include a punishment for a woman who’s far out of the city in Qingyuan.
After what felt like ten minutes had passed with no workable solution, Xiaoyun suddenly noticed a small grin on Lily’s face.
"Wait a moment, you have an idea already, don’t you?"
"Of course I do. Took you long enough, genius... Brother Xiaoyun, your ability can heal anyone’s wounds, right?"
"Yeah. Well, technically it’s not a wound. I can revert somebody’s body back to a previous date, assuming I made physical contact with them."
"So you can repair a person’s virginity, right?" Lily asked bluntly.
"Yes. Assuming I shook hands with them in the past... Wait, don’t tell me you’re thinking about—"
"You know exactly what I’m thinking?" Lily questioned as she suddenly let out an evil grin on her face.
"All of them are going to instantly notice it, and they all know I’m the only one who’s capable of it. They’re going to kill me if I even dare to try it."
"But what if you do it the night before you leave? What are they going to do? Be mad at you when they’re going to miss you?"
"This..."
Xiaoyun fell into silence. For the first time in his life, he felt an evil force seemingly to be awakening within Lily.
What was once an innocent, blank paper had turned into the very thing he had tried to avoid. The same scheming look he had witnessed in Nami’s face.
"Lily, I really don’t—"
"I’m just joking, you dummy. Did you seriously think I was going to make you turn all of them into a virgin?"
As Lily giggled at Xiaoyun’s dumbfounded face, his mind was finally at ease. He was so relieved to hear it was a joke.
"Whew, you scared me—"
"But I was thinking..."
"Thinking what?"
"If you could just give me back my virginity, couldn’t you take it away from me now and then give it back to me right after?"
Seeing the serious look on Lily’s face, Xiaoyun facepalmed himself as he couldn’t believe the words coming out of her mouth.
"That’s not how virginity works. You can’t just regain it. The whole thing is about the experience that you experienced truly matters."
"But Nami told me the hymen is just a thin layer in front of the vagina opening. Even the textbook says it can be easily broken during sex."
"The textbook also said it can be easily broken outside of sex, right?" Xiaoyun questioned back.
"Mhm. Now I think about it, it does make more sense." Lily quietly murmured as she scratched her head.
"Of course it does. Stop thinking of virginity as purely a protective layer. If you experienced sex, then you are not a virgin anymore.
Even if I revert back to the previous state, your mental state is no longer the same. Now do you understand your suggestion doesn’t work in the way you think?"
"I guess you’re right..."
Just as Xiaoyun thought he had persuaded Lily to let him go, he could see her hand slowly reaching down to his thighs.
"What are you doing?"
"I had already given you a blowjob, a footjob, and even a boobjob. The two of us had done everything outside of having sex.
Based on your logic of experiences, how could I possibly be considered a virgin? I have more experience pleasing you than time learning at school."
"That’s..."
The logic made him fall into silence. His mind agreed with Lily’s reasoning. There was no point in sugarcoating Lily’s supposed ’virginity’ as treasured.
It was just a thin layer of paper holding Xiaoyun’s mind back, only needing something to poke through it.
One last step in the long list of things that he himself had described as insignificant in their relationship together.
He was being a hypocrite. No other way around it. He was actively trying to make her think her ’hymen’ was something precious.
Yet at the same time, he was saying how unimportant the hymen really is in the grand scheme of things.
"Now, Mr.Genius. If I remember correctly, you said you don’t care if any of your wives were virgins or not.
Now you’re telling me I can’t do this and I can’t do that. So which one is it? Can I have sex with you or not?"
As she stared back at him with a poker face, Xiaoyun’s heart started racing until it suddenly calmed back down.
"Stop with the fallacy. You’re not playing tricks with me. Nowhere did I ever say you can or cannot have sex."
Xiaoyun paused for a second, then continued.
"I just didn’t want to take advantage of you while you were drunk. If you want to have sex right now, we can very well do so.
But don’t ask me to revert it. There’s no point in doing that, unless you yourself are the one who’s giving value to having it."
After a short silence in the room, Lily suddenly let out a small sigh.
"What are you sighing for?" Xiayun questioned.
"No wonder everyone in the family calls you such a dull man when it comes to romance. Can you really not read the atmosphere in the room?"
"Huh?"
Looking around, Xiaoyun couldn’t notice anything different. They were in a room together on the bed, with her sitting on his lap.
"I don’t want to be the one to say I want to have sex! There, you happy?"
One blink. Two blinks. Three blinks. Xiaoyun’s brain short-circuited as he tried to process the words Lily had just screamed out loud.
"You know how much courage it took for me? How embarrassing for me to try everything for you to do something for once?"
"I—"
"Shut up and let me talk. Why did you resist me when I clearly wanted you to do it? Why are you being such a gentleman?"
"I thought you were—"
"I’m acting, you dummy! What kind of girlfriend have enough face to say you should have fucked me while I was drunk?"
"Sorry..."
Despite apologizing, Lily’s face still remained full of anger as she continued to speak up louder and louder.
"Sister Leyan was right, you will always take forever to do anything. No wonder it took so much setup for you and sister Anna to get together."
Xiaoyun looked down at the bed in embarrassment. His mouth just couldn’t say anything back as he got lectured on by someone half his height.
"All of them were thinking you were going to get some courage. I even tried to set you up for it, but you are just way too rational for no reason.
You’re a man married to eight wives, for God’s sake. You can’t expect the women to take charge every time."
"If it wasn’t for Leyan—"
"Can you not grow a pair of balls? If she tells you to jump off the bridge, would you?" Lily interrupted.
"I would."
"That’s not the point. I want a boyfriend that can take charge and be active for once! Stop trying to accommodate and appease me!"
As Lily started punching him in the chest, Xiaoyun sat still. His mind started to realize he had repeated the exact same mistake.
The same one that almost cost him his previous relationship.
"If we were both adults, why are you treating me differently when we’re all supposed to be equal? Or do you treat sister Leyan above—"
Before Lily could finish talking, her eyes widened in shock. Xiaoyun had kissed her on the lips as his hand firmly held onto her waist.
Their saliva began to mix together as his tongue moved right past her lips, aggressively chasing after her tongue.
"Mhm!"
Despite Lily’s attempt to push him back, Xiaoyun refused to let her go. They only separated when she started to run out of breath.
"Are you trying to suffocate me?" Lily questioned as she panted for breath.
"If that can keep your mouth shut, I’ll kiss it for even longer... You know you’re playing a dangerous game right now, right?"
"The cowardly lion isn’t going to scare me——Ah!"
As Xiaoyun forcefully ripped her shirt apart, Lily’s face for once looked genuinely shocked by his sudden aggressiveness.
At the same time, she sat there and watched, letting him move on to ripping her short pants apart next.
"I’m tired of holding back. You’re going to be the first person to know that I’m not listening to any of your guys’ restrictions—"
"Wait, you don’t have to rip my panties!"
