Chapter 111: Chapter 111 I’ll demonstrate it to you
As he acted, Liu Zheng’s mind was thinking: if he secretly switched it out, she probably wouldn’t notice, right?
After all, even constipation was something she was afraid of others finding out about.
Not to mention something so embarrassing, even if she discovered it, he’d just have to explain, and she’d probably agree and not mention it to anyone else, right?
If it really came to that, he could just make her his girlfriend.
In that case, wouldn’t it all be appropriate?
The more he thought this way, the more unbearable Liu Zheng found it.
Unable to bear it, his hand had already pressed down on the buckle of his belt.
"Click!"
He unbuttoned the buckle of his pocket.
The next move, naturally, was to take off his pants.
But.
Before Liu Zheng’s hand could leave the buckle and before his pants could be taken off, a voice suddenly rang out.
"Xiao Zheng, dinner’s ready, time to eat!"
That was the voice of his sister-in-law Wu Min, blaring abruptly from the outside, like a bolt from the blue, making Liu Zheng’s heart skip a beat.
It wasn’t just him; even Tang Yunyun lying there was startled.
As for Liu Zheng, the belt buckle had already been undone.
But at this moment, with a loosening of his fingers, the buckle snapped back into place.
At the same time, Tang Yunyun hurriedly said, "Liu Zheng, haven’t you finished applying it yet? If your sister-in-law sees this, I’d die of embarrassment, not to mention she might get the wrong idea about us, right?"
Liu Zheng took a deep, silent breath, glanced toward the window, and then shouted loudly, "Got it, sister-in-law, we’ll be right there."
Hearing Liu Zheng’s response from inside the house, sister-in-law Wu Min finally retracted her body that had been leaning over into the yard.
Turning back, Liu Zheng looked at the ointment in front of him and said, "It’s okay, just spread some more inside and it should be enough."
After saying that, Liu Zheng didn’t care about anything else, directly scooped out a big lump of ointment, and smeared it in.
This time, the application was very quick, finished in less than two minutes.
After withdrawing his hand, Liu Zheng felt a bit reluctant, but still said, "Done with the application, you should be good in just a moment."
Upon hearing that Liu Zheng was finished, the shy Tang Yunyun planned to pick up her underwear to put on.
Seeing her action, Liu Zheng was taken aback and quickly stopped her, saying, "Yun Yun, you can’t wear clothes now!"
When he stopped her, Tang Yunyun was puzzled and asked, "What’s wrong?"
"You still have ointment on your skin; wearing clothes now would get it all over your pants."
With that explanation, Tang Yunyun then realized the ointment on her skin, and said hastily, "I need to wipe it off first then."
As she spoke, she reached for the tissue and said, "Go ahead, you eat. I can handle the rest by myself; I’ll wipe it off quickly."
As she spoke, her face was flushed.
Well, of course! It was embarrassing enough just now, she surely couldn’t let someone else wipe her now, could she?
But.
Liu Zheng grabbed the tissue from her hand and said, "No, let me do it. I think, you really might not know the best way to wipe it off."
This time, it almost angered Tang Yunyun.
Puffing up her cheeks, Tang Yunyun spoke with a face full of annoyance, "I’m not a three-year-old, incapable of wiping myself. You’re really underestimating people."
That’s what she said, but inside, she felt a bit uneasy.
She wondered if Liu Zheng was intending to take advantage of her by offering to wipe her down.
Hearing Tang Yunyun’s annoyed words, Liu Zheng couldn’t help but laugh.
There was a thick smile on his face, tinged with a touch of disdain as he said lightly, "What’s the big deal? I actually think that among you women, many don’t know how to wipe properly, and you probably fall into that category."
As he spoke, Liu Zheng pushed the snatched tissue forward and said, "I’d better give you a demonstration."
After finishing his words, Liu Zheng directly started the task.
This time, Liu Zheng’s technique was still very gentle, but the first place he wiped was the junction.
He carefully wiped with the paper there, moving from front to back.
While wiping, he explained, "You know, women’s anatomy is different from men’s, so after using the toilet, there’s definitely a proper sequence to wiping."
As he spoke, his hand slowly moved backward, and the wiping became even more gentle.
"The sequence mustn’t be mixed up because the front is very clean, so you have to wipe from front to back. The back is very dirty, so you can’t wipe from back to front."
After hearing what Liu Zheng had to say, Tang Yunyun’s heart gave a "thump."
She couldn’t help thinking, I didn’t expect there to be such a thing.
If it weren’t for Liu Zheng mentioning it, she might’ve never known her whole life.
Liu Zheng’s hands moved quickly, and in no time had finished wiping off the ointment from Tang Yunyun’s area. He then threw the tissue into the trash can.
Then, he smiled and said, "Think about it, if you wipe from back to front, bringing all that dirt to the front, it’s bound to cause an infection, don’t you think?"
After that, he looked at Tang Yunyun, who still maintained her initial posture.
However, when he looked back at her, his gaze had become fervent.
After clearing his throat, Liu Zheng couldn’t help but ask, "Yun Yun, do you think I should check for any gynecological issues?"
Applying the medicine had already been agonizing enough.
Now the prospect of a further gynecological examination, Tang Yunyun definitely didn’t want to continue.
She quickly shook her head in refusal and said, "No, no, no, let’s not. Your sister-in-law is calling us for dinner!"
Realizing he wouldn’t be doing the check-up, Liu Zheng felt uncomfortable inside and a bit disappointed.
Disappointed, he still said, "Okay! If that’s the case, you should put the ointment away for now, we’ll need it tomorrow. I’m going to eat, you should get dressed and come over for dinner, too."
As he spoke, Liu Zheng planned to leave the room to have dinner.
Seeing him about to leave, Tang Yunyun quickly stopped him, saying, "Wait a second!"
Liu Zheng paused, then turned his head and asked, "What’s wrong?"
"You, don’t forget to wash your hands!"
"Oh!"
Liu Zheng agreed, then turned and left the room.
He went to the neighboring yard and squatted beside the sink to wash his hands.
As he washed, he muttered to himself, "You really got lucky today!"
As he lifted his index finger and inspected it, he couldn’t help but think to himself, "Looks like next time, I can’t let you off so easily, I’ll have to think of something else."
