University Doctor and His Fragile Patients

Chapter 731: Chapter 538: I Want to Get Sick So I Can Take a Week Off! (Part 2)

"How on earth can we avoid getting sick?"

"Sometimes, as a forty-year-old, watching this group of fragile college students, I genuinely feel a bit sad. These kids are so young, yet they don’t have good health."

"Why are they not healthy? Because they’re good at being self-destructive."

"Honestly! I’m really curious about the cause of this student’s illness. Could the production team help ask Dr. Chen?"

"Yes, yes, yes!!! Let’s ask. This is very important for a fragile college student about to undergo a medical examination!"

"..."

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Seeing Chen Mu not speaking.

The fragile college student spoke up nervously, urging, "Dr. Chen... consider it... since we’re already here..."

Chen Mu looked up.

He could see Su Bingbing and Mu Yao’s teasing glances.

Helplessly said, "Got it, I won’t leave for now."

"Wait a moment, after Dr. Mu finishes your acupuncture, I can check your pulse?"

The fragile college student nodded happily.

But after nodding a few times.

The happy expression on his face froze.

He looked up, somewhat hesitant, at Chen Mu, who was standing not far away: "Dr. Chen..."

Chen Mu was helpless.

If he had known this patient was so talkative, he shouldn’t have come.

After sighing, "What is it now..."

Fragile college student: "It’s like this, I want to ask, when you check my pulse, could you maybe control it a bit?"

Check pulse?

Control it a bit?

Hearing the fragile college student’s words, Chen Mu felt a little ignorant.

After all.

Having studied Chinese medicine for so many years, no predecessor ever told Chen Mu that checking the pulse could be slightly controlled.

Chen Mu tried to understand the mindset of this fragile college student.

Rather earnestly, he looked at the other party and sincerely asked, "Could I ask, how exactly would one control pulse-checking?"

Heaven and earth bear witness...

He really didn’t know.

Fragile college student: "Just slightly controlling it, so I have a bit of illness, but not too serious."

Chen Mu: "My comprehension isn’t great, could you expand on that?"

Standing aside watching the show, Su Bingbing.

Realized this could be the highlight of today’s show.

Secretly waved to the cameraman, letting him seriously film this scene unfolding before them.

This!

Isn’t this ready-made show content?!

The fragile college student was still a bit embarrassed.

But still, seriously started to speak, "It’s just, the rumors in the school are a bit scary, I’m a bit afraid you’ll send me to the ICU of a top-tier hospital when you check my pulse..."

These words.

Chen Mu didn’t know how to respond.

Instead, Mu Yao, who was performing acupuncture on the fragile college student, couldn’t listen any longer.

Sternly said, "I suggest you say less of such things in the future, this can also be distressing for Dr. Chen."

"A joke is only a joke if everyone finds it funny."

"Whether you need to go to the ICU is determined by your health, not by any doctor treating you, got it?!"

Hearing Mu Yao,

The fragile college student kindly apologized.

Chen Mu leaned against the doorframe.

Pondered for a moment, then said, "You said to control it a bit, not to make it too serious, I think I roughly understand. Are there any other points I should pay attention to?"

"If so, I’ll pay attention to them too?"

Chen Mu wanted to further understand the magical thought process of this fragile college student.

The male student spoke in a mosquito-like voice, "But, it’s better not to be too mild either."

Chen Mu: "???"

And Su Bingbing beside him, along with the camera crew, and Mu Yao who was treating the patient, all exchanged glances.

Chen Mu could clearly see.

The same confusion mirrored in their eyes.

Just...

Rarely, you hear such an absurd request.

Is the patient afraid of being too healthy?

What kind of strange logic is this???

Seeing Chen Mu not seeming to understand his point.

The fragile college student was visibly anxious this time, "Like, could you make me just sick enough to warrant a sick leave note."

Chen Mu: "..."

Chen Mu: "Then how many days do you think this illness should last?"

Fragile college student: "Three to five days, a week is best."

Chen Mu: "..."

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"No! Buddy, it’s a live broadcast, couldn’t you mask your little schemes a bit?"

"Everyone knows what you’re up to!"

"Dr. Chen already understood your intention, I don’t think your sick leave note will work."

"Why does he give off the impression of not being very smart?"

"Honestly, if I were his counselor and saw this video, I’d instinctively question the authenticity of any of his future sick leave notes."

"It’s not that bad, actually, many fragile college students’ reasons for leave are quite fake; it just depends on whether the counselor wants to call them out on it."

"Fragile college students aren’t the worst, my elementary teachers, the kids’ sick acting is even worse..."

"..."

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Su Bingbing turned away.

Trying hard not to let the amusement on her face show too much.

Mu Yao gently curled her lips, thinking through all the unhappy moments in her life, just so she wouldn’t laugh out loud.

Chen Mu watched the fragile college student for a while.

Spoke quite helplessly, asking, "Student..."

"Whose concert tickets did you buy?"

The fragile college student answered without thinking, "An over-the-hill singer!"

"Um..."

As soon as he said that.

The fragile college student realized he had misspoken.

In disbelief, he widened his eyes and looked at Chen Mu, who was not far in front of him: "Dr. Chen!!! How could you bait me like this!!!"

He’s done for!!!

If his counselor saw this.

He couldn’t even imagine what would happen to him.

Unlike the look of despair on the fragile college student’s face.

Even at this point, Chen Mu could still manage a laugh.

After watching the fragile college student’s look of despair for a few seconds, Chen Mu cheerfully said, "You don’t need to worry too much. While I won’t fake a sick leave note for you, but what if your body decides to cooperate?"

The fragile college student was convinced by Chen Mu.

Earnestly nodded and said, "Cooperate! Dr. Chen, I believe my body will definitely cooperate!"

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"Though I know I’m not particularly smart and shouldn’t comment on others’ intelligence lightly in the comments, still..."

"But... this guy really gives off such a silly vibe!!!"

"Every time I watch Hai City University’s live broadcasts, I get an indescribable feeling of depression because I can’t figure out what kind of people I lost to in the college entrance exams."

"Sitting here in my junior college, I feel exceptionally smart right now!"

"Sometimes they just seem not too smart, whereas, I’m not too smart most of the time..."

"???"

"You can talk about yourself; why drag me into it!!!"

"I don’t even know who you are, how could I be attacking you? Just don’t relate yourself to it randomly!"

"Alright! I’ve confirmed it now! Some people in the comments also don’t seem too smart..."

"Damn, just wanted to watch a live broadcast, and now the reputation’s ruined by the viewers!"

"..."

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"Hmm, cooperate..."

Chen Mu nodded speechlessly, "I promise I won’t leave, I’ll wait here until your acupuncture is finished."

"However..."

Chen Mu looked at the college student being acupunctured with interest, "The money for concert tickets isn’t exactly trivial for a college student, I guess your allowance is pretty decent?"

The college student got excited, "Dr. Chen, I’m a true fan!!!"

"I’ve liked this over-the-hill singer since elementary school!"

"So when I started college, I saved a bit of my living expenses every month, and worked part-time during vacations, just so one day I could go to a concert and afford an infield ticket!"

Chen Mu: "Did you snag your infield ticket yourself, or..."