Chapter 1047: Chapter 1044: Your Thoughts Are Dangerous!
"But I remember Teacher Luo saying I could marry eight women in one day without getting marriage certificates, and there still wouldn’t be any problem?" Zhang Long joked.
"Hahaha, there really is no problem!" Li Hu laughed.
"Get lost, get lost, you guys still have the face to talk about me? Which one of you is a good guy?" Luofeng started to Make complaints. "Take you, Li Hu—your left foot is still acting all affectionate over at the Art College, and your right foot already ran to the Health School to pick up girls?"
"I think Li Hu is a total Scum Men! But I definitely am not!" WangGui laughed.
"Alright, I’m heading out first!" Luofeng didn’t keep chatting with them.
He drove the Lamborghini and headed toward Normal University.
When he arrived downstairs at Shangguan Shui’er and the others’ dorm building, Luofeng once again saw that lifelong enemy of all boyfriends—the dorm manager auntie.
"Why are you here again?" The dorm manager auntie took the initiative to speak.
???
Luofeng’s face was full of question marks.
Why can’t he come?
"Ahem, ahem! Teacher, I’m here to help my girlfriend move her boxes. She’s going to substitute teach; she’s got a lot of stuff to haul!" Luofeng deliberately said. "It’s really rough, she’s going out to substitute teach! I can’t come to the dorm to pick her up anymore!"
The implication in Luofeng’s words was: you won’t be seeing this lifelong enemy of all boyfriends again.
Once she goes out, Luofeng’s chances will be endless, alright?
"If I remember right, you have two girlfriends, don’t you?" The dorm manager auntie said with a half-smile. "The two of them carrying three suitcases down—how is that any kind of difficult task?"
"Ah?" Luofeng immediately retreated in defeat.
But that made sense—this dorm manager auntie had even seen Luofeng being all intimate with two girls.
Of course she knew he had two girlfriends.
Luofeng didn’t wait long; very soon the two sisters came down.
Luofeng knew their roommates.
One was Chen Yu, one was Hu Lan, both helping carry the boxes.
The Shangguan Sisters got along pretty well with them in the dorm.
Luofeng spoke up proactively, "Thanks for the help, everyone. I’ll treat you all to a meal later!"
Hu Lan joked, "Big Boss of Daily Life, when is ’later’? Mainly, you’re never on campus for long; waiting on one meal from you is seriously not easy!"
Luofeng didn’t answer right away, but turned to look at Shui Er and Fei Er. "You two were planning to go over to Shuifei’s Private Restaurant tonight, right?"
Shangguan Feier said, "We were planning to, but Mom said Mother’s Day is really too busy. As long as we remember the holiday, the formality can be skipped!"
Shangguan Shui’er said, "Yeah, we’re not going over today."
Luofeng nodded and looked at Hu Lan and Chen Yu. "So, I’ll make arrangements for tonight, alright?"
Luofeng continued, "How about ’Ming’ Sakura Cuisine on Chunxi Road?"
Chen Yu’s face lit up. "I know that ’Ming’ on Chunxi Road. I’ve passed by it several times going to the Guojin Center. That’s a high-end Sakura cuisine place, like 1000 yuan per person!"
Hu Lan chimed in too, "Nice, thanks Big Boss of Daily Life! Please let me ride on his coattails!"
Luofeng teased, "Let’s forget about riding on my coattails—my Shui Er would get jealous!"
Shangguan Shui’er just smiled without saying anything.
Shangguan Feier, on the other hand, snorted while saying, "I’d be jealous too!"
"What are you getting jealous for? As a little sister-in-law, you have to have the awareness of a little brother-in-law, okay?" Luofeng teased.
Shangguan Feier gave a coquettish snort.
Hu Lan and Chen Yu watched Shangguan Feier and Luofeng with great interest. These two put on quite the show.
But they knew full well, alright? Luofeng is a rare dots, he takes both big and small, okay?
Luofeng opened the trunk of the Lamborghini and put the three suitcases inside.
Only now did he appreciate the advantages of the Lamborghini Urus. If this were a Porsche 911, these three suitcases absolutely would not fit.
Hu Lan and Chen Yu watched as Luofeng’s Lamborghini drove off. Hu Lan couldn’t help saying, "Honestly, I really envy those two. They’re so good-looking, great figures, and the key is their boyfriend is so awesome!"
Chen Yu said, "Your thoughts are getting dangerous."
"I don’t think it’s dangerous at all, okay? What kind of era are we living in now?" Hu Lan said. "It’s just that we don’t catch the big boss’s eye, that’s all. Otherwise, you really think we could escape the big boss’s Five Finger Mountain?"
Pretty much. Like Duanmu Yunji’s bestie Qin Rubing, for example?
And Bai Ningbing’s bestie Shen Na?
No, wait, this Shen Na still has the idea of competing with Bai Ningbing right now, so she’s not acceptable for the time being.
"Alright, alright, let’s go back and put on some makeup first. The Big Boss of Daily Life already said he’s taking us over tonight; we can’t go out bare-faced, right?" Hu Lan said.
"Yeah, putting on makeup will make it easier to post to Moments Circle too!" Chen Yu nodded.
Hu Lan suddenly said, "Today’s actually going to be tough; I can only eat cooked food."
Chen Yu immediately understood what she meant, then laughed heartlessly.
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On the way to Xipu District, Luofeng asked, "Shui Er, which school in Xi Pu are you subbing at?"
Shangguan Feier and Shangguan Shui’er were, as usual, sitting in the back seat.
That was their thing; Luofeng couldn’t change it.
Duanmu Yunji and Qin Rubing were a "big-and-little" combo, while this double happiness was always about being on equal footing.
When they were in the Capital City, if Luofeng was in the driver’s seat, sometimes Duanmu Yunji would be in the front passenger seat, and sometimes both of them would sit in the back.
But if Duanmu Yunji and Qin Rubing were both there,
there was absolutely no way Qin Rubing would sit in the front passenger seat.
Shangguan Shui’er answered Luofeng’s question. "Xi Pu’s Third Primary School, Class One of Grade Three. I’ll be a substitute Chinese teacher there for two weeks."
Luofeng immediately used voice input to set up the navigation.
The route map popped up on the CarPlay projection.
Since it was Sunday, there was no traffic. In about half an hour, they arrived in Xi Pu. Luofeng personally went with Shangguan Shui’er to see the teaching administrator of the Third Primary School, Mei Chun, and handled all the paperwork for Shui Er’s substitute position.
The complications Luofeng had been expecting didn’t appear; the whole process went very smoothly.
Maybe because he pulled up in such a luxury car?
Can’t be helped, that’s just how it is these days. Ordinary folks going to the bank to withdraw cash and a VIP client going to withdraw cash are treated differently, alright?
Mei Chun quickly led the three of them to the teachers’ single dorms, an old two-story building.
They used a shared kitchen and shared bathrooms. Even the showers were communal.
Never mind Shangguan Shui’er not being able to stand it—even Luofeng felt depressed just looking at it.
[Asking for monthly tickets, asking for recommendation tickets. If you have monthly tickets in hand, please send them my way, thank you, kneeling and begging, big bosses. Your recommendation tickets refresh every day—if you don’t give them away they’re wasted, you can just throw them to the author.]
