Chapter 766: Chapter 528: Devil’s Special Training
"What you guys are talking about is just too ridiculous."
First of all, he shook his head.
"Hey, your previous ideas were even more ridiculous."
"Exactly, wishing to grow taller, what kind of wish is that?"
"Yeah, yeah, and wanting to turn into a macho man is also over the top."
"Isn’t the most ridiculous thing guessing that the mushroom hero wishes to become a dragon?"
His words immediately sparked a round of mockery among the group.
But Li Pu ignored them and solemnly said slowly.
"Actually, our first step should be to make it develop some desires, either like a normal person or a normal mushroom person."
You have to admit, this time his point actually seemed somewhat normal.
With desire, comes the things you want.
And then, isn’t that how wishes come about?
Seeing the four of them showing a hint of being moved, he discreetly nodded and continued.
"We shouldn’t think about overly specific wishes yet, perhaps we should try to start with the most basic, fundamental desires."
"Transform it into a normal mushroom person in the shortest time possible."
Although what’s considered a normal mushroom person seemed pretty abnormal in their eyes, at least it showed they experienced emotions and desires.
"It’s really rare, you proposed such a normal idea."
"To be honest, this isn’t ridiculous. I think it actually makes a lot of sense."
This time Li Pu’s view gained some approval.
"But what exactly are the most basic, fundamental desires?"
Chang Shoushang wanted to hear more of Li Pu’s thoughts.
"Hehe..."
Li Pu only gave a mysterious smile to this.
...
The next day, early in the morning.
"Where is this, goo goo da?"
The mushroom hero opened his eyes and found the surroundings unfamiliar.
They were supposed to be staying at an inn, so why was he now in the wilderness, sleeping on a big rock?
"Whatever, who cares."
"I’ll sleep a bit longer."
"Goo da."
But he turned over and continued to close his eyes.
[Grass!]
Pa!
However, a whip lashed across his back, blazing hot.
"Goo yo!"
The mushroom hero sprang up from the stone bed in pain.
"Wake up, you!"
Then he heard Li Pu’s voice.
Looking closely, he saw all five of them, including Shi Bam, standing in front of him.
Key thing was, they were all wearing sunglasses, including the scarecrow.
These were originally bought by Li Pu to prevent Number 2 from being seen, taken out today to boost the show.
"What are you guys up to, goo goo da?"
The mushroom hero asked with a cheerful smile.
"After unanimous agreement, we all think you’re too weak."
"Goo haha, thanks for the compliment."
"So we’ve decided to give you special training."
"Goo da?"
The mushroom hero was taken aback by this.
Truth be told, he didn’t have any particular interest in getting stronger.
But that didn’t stop him from admitting the strength of this group in front of him.
Especially the lame one and the scarecrow, they seemed stronger than he was before he encountered that devilish thing.
Faced with the mushroom hero’s reaction, everyone exchanged glances.
Then they all took off their sunglasses, as they hindered eye contact.
Wu Guinan: As expected, just as predicted.
Long Ren: This mushroom man doesn’t seem interested in getting stronger at all.
Qian Shanshan: That’s obvious, every time our teacher mentions special training, I just want to skip class.
Chang Shoushang: Proceed according to plan?
Li Pu: Alright, you go prepare.
Under the mushroom hero’s puzzled gaze, Chang Shoushang ran to the side and started pulling out materials to set up a stove.
[Grass!]
Pa!
"Goo yo pain!"
Before he could look any longer or inquire, the scarecrow’s whip came down again.
"First up is a 10-kilometer run."
Wu Guinan stepped forward and put Gun Gun Gui down on the ground.
[Roll!!!]
With a roar, Gun Gun Gui transformed into its enlarged battle state.
As the supervisor of this first task, he and the scarecrow hopped on the turtle’s back.
"Who’s running, the turtle?"
"Then I’ll tag along to enjoy the breeze, hehe."
"Goo da."
The mushroom hero leaped, trying to jump onto the turtle’s back.
But Wu Guinan kicked him down.
Thud!
"Behave, it’s you who’s running!"
He furrowed his brow and spoke sternly.
"Goo eh?"
The mushroom hero showed confusion, only to see the scarecrow raise its whip again.
Pa!
"Goo goo damn! I’ll run, I’ll run, isn’t that fine!"
With no choice, he took off running.
So they all watched as the mushroom hero started running in a big circle under Gun Gun Gui’s pursuit.
"Speaking of, if it’s so afraid of pain, why doesn’t it just wish for reduced or removed pain perception?"
Seeing this scene, Qian Shanshan expressed her doubt to Shi Bam.
"That’s not possible."
"The hero’s rule theoretically stands above the demon’s rule, making wish magic hard to affect it."
"Especially with wishes related to getting stronger or altering the body."
"Bo."
Shi Bam provided the answer.
The current mushroom hero was indeed very weak. He was already panting heavily after barely running just over 3 kilometers.
"Water... water..."
He stuck out his tongue, his pace visibly slowing.
"Dream on, you won’t get a drop of water!"
Wu Guinan barked.
It wasn’t that he was truly heartless, it was just part of the plan.
"Haha... no water to drink? Haha..."
Even in a weakened state, the mushroom hero still had a smile on his face, which Wu Guinan found a bit unnerving.
The 10-kilometer distance was finally completed with great difficulty.
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