Chapter 1989: Chapter 1989: Bastard
What to do, what to do!
Waiting online, urgent!
Zhang Fan really didn’t expect the plot to turn out like this.
Especially not with that line in the box: ’How old are you to still be eating cake, don’t you have any self-awareness?’
Haha, add to that my father-in-law and mother-in-law’s just saying, ’Haven’t had cake in so long!’
Plus, my mom’s eager excitement!
If the box were to be opened...
And they saw that line!
As the night air chills and the blossoms fall to frost, you’re gazing from afar...
The next line would definitely be: Why is my head swollen!
This is damn well not a song about feeling cool, can’t let it describe me!
This is a damn Pandora’s box!
At the next moment, Zhang Fan suddenly grabbed the cake box.
"Aunt Qin, I forgot, just now when I clashed with that group outside, the box fell, the cake must be ruined." Zhang Fan quickly said.
No matter what, the cake box must not be opened.
Absolutely cannot be opened!
Would rather die than open it!
And at this moment, Qin Shuang laughed: "So what, the box isn’t broken, if the cake is ruined, so be it, can’t we still eat it?
Back when your Uncle Ye and I went to start a business in S City, what cold meals hadn’t we eaten.
Besides, there are no outsiders here, at least try the cake you bought."
"Exactly, Xiao Fan, Aunt Qin and I, we earned what we have today by working hard.
And waste is shameful!
Just because we’re rich doesn’t mean we should get arrogant." Ye Jingtian said meaningfully.
"Right, back when your dad was on a mission, and food was short, what hadn’t I eaten? Even gnawed on leaves." Zhang Dongyang said.
"Exactly, kid, why be courteous with us? Although we’re rich, we definitely aren’t arrogant." Dong Yu and Hua Ji also chimed in.
Only Ouyang Feng was staring hard at Zhang Fan’s hand.
The cake’s ruined?
Do I believe it?
I’m damn here watching the whole time.
That bunch of trash, did they even budge you a bit?
Also, the cake box looks clean, definitely not like it’s been dropped.
Is there something suspicious with this cake?
Suddenly, Ouyang Feng thought about Zhang Fan and Ye Yanran’s relationship.
The two are like oil and water.
Damn it, there’s definitely something wrong with this cake, that’s for sure!
Especially seeing Zhang Fan’s slightly panicked expression, Ouyang Feng laughed.
Hehe!
Zhang, your day has finally come.
Brother here won’t just stand by and do nothing!
"Zhang, listen to uncle and aunt, they don’t mind, why would we mind? Hurry up, haven’t had cake in ages." Ouyang Feng grinned mischievously.
"Shut up!" Zhang Fan was furious!
Jeez, always stirring up trouble, why are you everywhere!
If you don’t speak, no one will think you’re mute!
And at this moment, Ouyang Feng turned his head and said with a face full of grievance to Bai Xi: "Aunt Bai, look, he’s bullying me!"
Swish Swish Swish!
Several eyes turned directly to Ouyang Feng!
???
At that moment, the atmosphere in the entire living room became extremely peculiar!
Bullying you???
Damn, could the young master of the Ouyang Family be gay?
Feeling this strange vibe, Zhang Fan walked over to Ouyang Feng and slapped him on the chest!
"I even hit you, didn’t expect that, huh?"
In Zhang Fan’s heart, a thousand alpacas were galloping.
You’re damn over six feet tall, how can you say such things?
If you want to be gay, I’m not stopping you, but don’t drag me into it.
My father-in-law and mother-in-law are watching here.
And Ouyang Feng, with his eyes rolling, collapsed onto the sofa.
Seeing this scene, Bai Xi, Ye Jingtian, and Qin Shuang panicked immediately.
Damn, did Zhang Fan really knock Ouyang Feng out?
"Get up, or I’ll hit you for real and break eight of your ribs! Believe me, I won’t delay your work, I’ll provide enough medicine!" Zhang Fan said through gritted teeth.
Doesn’t he have any self-awareness about how much force he used?
Besides, Ouyang Feng, this rascal, has quite a tough body.
Can he really be knocked out?
What a drama king, damn it, I didn’t hit you on the head!
In an instant, Ouyang Feng suddenly bounced up.
"Emmmm, been working too hard lately, a bit malnourished." Ouyang Feng said earnestly.
But in the next second, Ouyang Feng grinned mischievously: "Zhang, cut the cake quickly."
Seeing this, Bai Xi and the others also heaved a long sigh of relief.
At the same time, they were a bit surprised that Zhang Fan and Ouyang Feng’s relationship is so close?
Such horseplay, definitely the pace of true friends.
"Right, Xiao Fan, cut the cake." Qin Shuang smiled.
Instantly, Zhang Fan’s expression stiffened!
Then, Zhang Fan glared at Ouyang Feng through clenched teeth.
Seeing Ouyang Feng with a playful look on his face, Zhang Fan also felt incredibly strange.
Could it be that Ouyang the tycoon also has telepathy?
Does he know there’s nothing in the cake box?
Otherwise, he wouldn’t have such a spectator’s look.
Eat, eat, later on, I’ll buy twenty cakes and if you don’t finish them, I’ll beat you up.
Meanwhile, Zhang Fan’s brain was spinning rapidly.
The cake box can’t be opened, absolutely cannot.
Suddenly, Zhang Fan’s eyes flickered.
Got it!
In an instant, a tiny stream of mineral water trickled from Zhang Fan’s fingertips!
At the same time, Zhang Fan sighed.
The warehouse thing really is a great tool.
Otherwise, he couldn’t have discreetly made some water appear at this crucial moment.
"Honestly, just now when dealing with Wang Xun, the box got a bit of his urine on it..." Zhang Fan said with an awkward smile!
In that instant, Bai Xi’s face went dark.
"Get out, out, throw it away quickly!"
"Got it!" Zhang Fan twisted the cake box and ran off.
Meanwhile, Ouyang Feng also chased after him.
Shoddy excuse! Haha, I, Ouyang Feng, don’t believe it.
He wants to see what’s really inside this cake box.
Seeing Ouyang Feng chase after him, Zhang Fan’s face turned black in an instant.
At the corner, Zhang Fan directly swung the cake box towards Ouyang Feng’s face.
The cake box shattered, the whole box covered Ouyang Feng’s head.
"You troublemaker!" Zhang Fan said furiously.
And at that moment, Ouyang Feng was also startled.
But the next second, he quickly pulled the cake box off his head.
"Nothing?" Ouyang Feng muttered, but the next second, he decided to open the cake box and take a good look!
Soon, he saw the line inside the box.
"Hahaha, I knew there was something fishy with the cake, tsk tsk, if your mom and your father-in-law saw it, there’d be a good show today. Such a pity!" Ouyang Feng lamented.
"Get lost!" Zhang Fan lifted his leg and kicked Ouyang Feng’s behind.
After they left, Ye Yanran quietly appeared and took the cake box out of the trash can.
Something unusual is definitely going on!
Anyway, she had spent a few years at the police academy.
Soon, Ye Yanran’s face turned dark.
"What age am I? Bastard, bastard!"
Ye Yanran raged!
