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Chapter 1979: Chapter 1979: WTFdog.jpg

Watching Zhang Fan go head-to-head with Ruan Yunxiao, Zhou Zibo’s brain was a bit slow on the uptake.

emmmmm!

This disciple Ruan Yunxiao accepted, is kind of...

A goofball?

Back in the day, Zhou Zibo was well aware of all the disciples Ruan Yunxiao took.

Weren’t they all well-behaved, like little angels?

Even the most wild Long Aotian was obedient and listened to whatever was said in the beginning years.

And this kid!

Now he’s able to go toe-to-toe with Ruan Yunxiao!

It’s worth knowing that Ruan Yunxiao often visits his place.

The last time was just within six months.

And Lei Shan is inseparable from Ruan Yunxiao!

Ruan Yunxiao must have told him about accepting a disciple.

Which means, this disciple accepted by Ruan Yunxiao has been around for at most half a year.

In just half a year, he dares to challenge Ruan Yunxiao like this.

emmmm, that’s pretty gutsy!

Could it be true that he is really crazy?

At this moment, Zhou Zibo’s expression was indescribably peculiar!

A feeling arose in his heart that Ruan Yunxiao’s path of deceiving disciples might end early.

With Zhang Fan’s attitude, it might very well be Ruan Yunxiao who ends up being deceived in the future.

Heh heh, now that’s entertaining.

But in the next moment, Zhou Zibo’s eyes also lit up brilliantly.

An individual with the Power of Dual Bloodline.

And one of those is the Power of Bloodline, with limitless potential for the future.

Better to get acquainted early!

Grabbing hold in the future won’t be awkward.

Immediately, Zhou Zibo walked over to Ruan Yunxiao and raised his hand, placing it on Ruan Yunxiao’s forehead.

"Get out of here," Zhou Zibo said, then happily approached Zhang Fan, smiling gently, "Nephew, nice to meet you for the first time."

"I hope to learn a lot from you?" Zhang Fan responded without thinking.

Then, Zhang Fan froze.

Damn, crap, it’s this guy who said I was crazy just now.

Damn, it’s him, it’s definitely him!

Instantly, Zhang Fan’s mouth curled into a mischievous smile.

"Uncle, when Uncle Lei Shan first met me, he gave me a top-grade magic artifact. You aren’t coming empty-handed, are you?" Zhang Fan smiled innocently.

If you call me crazy, I can’t let you go without coughing up something.

Though he didn’t know this person’s strength, anyone on equal footing with Ruan Yunxiao is definitively a big shot.

Might as well extort a bit first!

???

Lei Shan was completely baffled.

When did I give you a magic artifact?

But then, Lei Shan laughed as well.

"Indeed, Old Zhou, it’s hardly proper to meet your nephew empty-handed."

Zhou Zibo is famously stingy.

Getting anything from him is as hard as ascending to heaven.

Zhou Zibo is a Formation Master indeed.

The quality treasures he holds, not bragging, are more numerous than those of Ruan Yunxiao.

If we could get some good things out of this, heh heh!

Watching that stingy face suffer would be amusing.

At this moment, Zhou Zibo’s eyelid twitched.

His face rapidly changed color.

Meet-and-greet gift?

Sorry, I don’t have one!

The next moment, a white brush appeared in Zhou Zibo’s hand.

And the next moment, Zhang Fan reached out directly.

He grabbed the brush, and in a flash, stored it away!

"Thanks, Uncle!" Zhang Fan grinned widely.

???

Zhou Zibo was dumbstruck.

His eyes bulged, his entire body froze.

My Spiritual Pen???

Just got snatched? Snatched? Snatched?

What the hell!

That was my best Spiritual Pen, bar none.

At this very instant, there was a sudden burst of laughter.

Ruan Yunxiao and Lei Shan clutched their stomachs, laughing uncontrollably.

Knowing Zhou Zibo’s stingy nature, they knew exactly what Zhou Zibo planned to do just now.

Run away! He was definitely planning to run away!

They didn’t expect Zhang Fan’s quick hands.

He effortlessly grabbed and stored it, catching them off guard, hahaha!

"Stingy guy, you have your day too, hahaha! I’m dying of laughter."

"Disciple, quickly thank your Uncle, the Spiritual Pen just now is no ordinary item. Back then, Stingy Guy borrowed money from me to make it." Ruan Yunxiao laughed so hard he had tears in his eyes.

And hearing these words from Zhou Zibo, a thousand alpacas were running in his heart.

Indeed!

This Spiritual Pen not only draws formations but also serves as both offensive and defensive treasure.

Upon realizing this, Zhou Zibo was crestfallen beyond words.

But in the next moment, Zhou Zibo forced out a smile.

"Nephew, do you like your Uncle’s gift?" Zhou Zibo asked.

Zhang Fan nodded vigorously, "Of course, I’ve been trying to practice calligraphy lately, and just missing a brush."

???

Zhou Zibo’s face turned dark instantly.

Practicing calligraphy?

Brush?

What the hell!

You’re testing my patience; say it again if you dare, and see if I don’t crack your head!

Using the Spiritual Pen for calligraphy? You dare say that out loud in the Nine Mountains and Ten Seas.

The ones coming after you would definitely form a battalion!

But then, Zhou Zibo laughed again, "Hm, it’s great for practice. Aim to be a Formation Master someday!

However, my seal is on the Spiritual Pen, so you won’t be able to use it.

Bring it out first, and I’ll help you negate the seal."

"Oh?" Zhang Fan nodded, retrieving the Spiritual Pen from storage.

But when Zhou Zibo took back the Spiritual Pen, a crystal stone appeared in Zhou Zibo’s palm.

"Crack!"

The sound of the crystal stone shattering rang out suddenly.

And the next moment, Zhou Zibo’s figure vanished!

Witnessing this, Zhang Fan’s eyes widened.

???

What the hell kind of move is this?

"Nephew, Uncle suddenly remembered I didn’t turn off the stove for my chicken stew, I need to hurry back. I’ll visit you someday when I have time."

Zhou Zibo’s voice echoed.

Upon hearing this, a thousand alpacas ran wild in Zhang Fan’s mind.

Mother! I’ve seen shameless people, but never anyone this shameless.

Wasn’t there supposed to be a seal removal?

Were you just planning to snatch back the Spiritual Pen?

I’ve been duped by your wickedness.

Are you even a mighty figure?

Even my Uncle?

Are gifts supposed to be snatched back?

At this moment, both Ruan Yunxiao and Lei Shan’s eyes widened.

"Damn, damn, Zhou Zibo, the stingy guy, is resorting to such shameless tactics?"

"I’m flabbergasted!"

Ruan Yunxiao and Lei Shan felt an urge to smack someone.

While they knew Zhou Zibo was stingy, they never expected this bastard would resort to such tricky moves.

"Is this my Uncle? Ruan Yunxiao, what kind of friends do you have? Fake brothers, I suggest Uncle Lei Shan deals with him." Zhang Fan ground his teeth.

Did I really get called crazy for nothing?

Screwed.jpg!

"Disciple, hold tight, I’m going to help you get it back. Wait for me!" Ruan Yunxiao insisted, before crushing a Transmission Crystal, disappearing completely.

At this moment, Lei Shan shook his head, speaking softly, "Little Fan, sigh, you’re just too young."

Simultaneously, Lei Shan also vanished.

???

Zhang Fan scratched his head, utterly confused.

"Too young?"

After waiting for a full ten seconds, Zhang Fan abruptly snapped to realization.

Wait, no, damn, even my good-for-nothing cheat mentor Ruan Yunxiao ran away?

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