Chapter 1957: Chapter 1957: Running a Bluff and Spinning Tall Tales (First Update)
"Disciple, oh disciple, how can you be so hot-tempered? From the very beginning, I’ve been watching over you. If you don’t believe it, ask your Uncle Lei Shan.
How could those weaklings hurt you under our watch?"
Ruan Yunxiao sat cross-legged next to Zhang Fan, explaining with a pair of panda eyes.
"Come, try this special edition Super Healing Pill I made for you. Your broken wrist will heal in a few days." Ruan Yunxiao produced an elixir the size of a pigeon egg and stuffed it into Zhang Fan’s mouth.
"Haha!" Zhang Fan chewed on the pill, looking expressionless at Ruan Yunxiao with his panda eyes, even feeling a bit like laughing.
The panda eyes are really symmetrical!
The fracture, he had long healed it with the system.
Now, he didn’t want to bother with this bastard Ruan Yunxiao at all.
By my side?
Why the hell didn’t I see you?
I almost got scared to death by a group of Innate experts, OK?
You think I’ll believe whatever you say? Do I look like an idiot to you?
Seeing Zhang Fan turn his head away, Ruan Yunxiao got anxious.
"Oh my dear disciple, you have to understand, you’re my precious, how could I let you be in danger.
But then you suddenly disappeared, we had no idea where you were."
Ruan Yunxiao continued to explain.
What a joke, Zhang Fan possessed the Power of Dual Bloodline.
Plus, his alchemy talent was extraordinary.
If such a disciple was lost, you’d regret it for a lifetime.
Someone like Long Aotian, he couldn’t bother with him.
Let him go wherever he wants, I’m not serving him.
But Zhang Fan absolutely couldn’t be lost.
Soon after, Ruan Yunxiao clapped and started telling everything that happened in the Underground Palace.
Upon hearing this, Zhang Fan was shocked.
He had checked the situation in the Underground Palace.
Moreover, with full Perspective and Reconnaissance!
Yet, he didn’t discover Ruan Yunxiao or Lei Shan.
"I don’t care, my young heart was severely hurt, pay up!" Zhang Fan sneered.
That’s it?
Dream on!
Who am I, Zhang Fan? Pay up!
No money, no leaving!
Anyway, Zhang Fan planned to blackmail Ruan Yunxiao.
As a bigwig, not having a treasure on him, you believe?
Not to mention anything else, that sudden teleportation thing, in Zhang Fan’s eyes, that’s a peerless treasure.
At least give me some.
Just the next moment, Ruan Yunxiao suddenly began to cry.
"Disciple, you don’t know, this time, I went to get you a cultivation heart method, and it cost me my life’s savings.
You must know, the cultivation heart method I gave you is the best one from Heavenly Mountain.
To say nothing else, if you later go to Heavenly Mountain and bring this cultivation heart method out, the people of Heavenly Mountain will absolutely be shocked."
"Damn, Ruan Yunxiao, you..." Lei Shan couldn’t take it anymore.
This lousy thing, you spent all your savings?
Obviously didn’t spend a penny, I stole it, right?
Furthermore, bringing this cultivation heart method out, the Heavenly Mountain people would indeed be shocked.
Especially the people from Mingyang Sect, they would absolutely mobilize the entire sect to hunt Zhang Fan down.
What face do you have to babble?
In that instant, Ruan Yunxiao’s voice fell directly into Lei Shan’s mental sea.
"Lei Shan, you damned, I haven’t even settled with you for just hitting me, and now you dare to babble one more word, I swear, if I ever give you a pill again, I’ll be your grandson!"
Ruan Yunxiao looked calm, but his fist was clenched tight, wishing to kill Lei Shan!
I’m talking to my disciple, what business of yours?
"Haha!" Lei Shan chuckled, then shut his mouth.
In his lifetime, this was his only hobby.
At the same time, Lei Shan also gave Zhang Fan a sad look.
Zhang Fan, ah Zhang Fan, being stuck with the super ridiculously deceptive master Ruan Yunxiao, it’s truly a hardship.
Meanwhile, Ruan Yunxiao continued, "Disciple, you should cultivate this cultivation heart method well, as for me, I will immediately go to the Nine Mountains Forbidden Land to find the Ancient Cultivation Heart Method for you.
You have to know, you possess the Power of Dual Bloodline, this cultivation heart method isn’t worthy of you.
Oh right, here’s something for you."
Ruan Yunxiao said as he threw a thumb-sized seal to Zhang Fan.
"This is the dean’s seal from Tsinghua. Take it and play with it.
Remember, cultivate well, I’m off to Nine Mountains Forbidden Land to find an Ancient Cultivation Heart Method for you.
Though the Nine Mountains Forbidden Land is a perilous land, it’s worth it for you!"
He said, looking at Zhang Fan with sorrow and reluctance in his eyes, immediately pulling Lei Shan, leaping into the air.
Leaving behind a dumbfounded Zhang Fan.
Nine Mountains Forbidden Land? What is that?
Ancient Cultivation Heart Method? What is that?
Also, what does: "It’s worth it for you" mean?
Damn, speak properly, stop being so sentimental, alright?
Emmmm, okay, seeing you go to the Nine Mountains Forbidden Land for me, I forgive you.
Zhang Fan stood up and shouted, "Master, be careful on the road, make sure to get that Ancient Cultivation Heart Method for me."
"Got it! Cultivate well, dear disciple!" Ruan Yunxiao’s voice was as loud as a gong.
Meanwhile, Lei Shan furrowed his brows.
"Old Ruan, are you really going to the Nine Mountains Forbidden Land? That place isn’t just perilous."
Forbidden land, what does forbidden land mean?
It’s a place that leaves you in despair, crying for your mother.
You could say, among the Nine Mountains and Ten Seas, anyone normal wouldn’t want to go there.
Ruan Yunxiao extended his hand, like a face-changing show from Sichuan opera, swiped his face.
In an instant, Ruan Yunxiao’s deeply serious face turned incredibly roguish: "Do you think I’m an idiot? A place like a forbidden land, is it somewhere we trash can go?
Even the super experts of the Nine Mountains and Ten Seas going in there, it’s surviving from countless deaths, would I not care about my own life?"
"?? What you just said to Zhang Fan then..." Lei Shan’s face turned black.
"Just saying, if I didn’t say that, would I be able to leave today? Didn’t you just see Zhang Fan’s expression, pure scheme."
Ruan Yunxiao laughed heartily, then lightly snorted: "Haha, trying to play me, too green."
"Oh, right, it’s been a while since we went to Old Wang’s hill to play, take the poker cards, let’s play some poker!
Sigh, hopefully, we can win some burial money back."
Upon hearing this, Lei Shan’s heart was filled with countless alpacas running rampant!
Zhang Fan, oh Zhang Fan, see that, Ruan Yunxiao that bastard is just this kind of person.
Which eye of yours was blind to be fooled by him?
Lei Shan’s feelings were extremely complex.
Why does someone as honest as him not have a disciple like Zhang Fan?
The world is truly unjust.
Turning back, tens of miles away, looking at the hopeful face of Zhang Fan, Lei Shan sighed again.
Foolish child, you actually believed Ruan Yunxiao’s words.
Believe it or not, he’ll trick you into becoming a cripple?
