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Chapter 295 | Hero Brand Management [PS BONUS]
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Chapter 295: 295 | Hero Brand Management [PS BONUS]

The shower lasted exactly seven minutes because anything longer would have made me late for the first actual class of the semester. Combat Training with Radiant was experiential learning. This was different. This was theoretical foundation work, which meant sitting in a classroom and pretending to take notes while my brain processed the chaos of the last twenty-four hours.

Hero Brand Management with Isabelle Crane.

The course title alone made me want to reconsider my career choices.

I walked into the lecture hall at 9:47 AM, three minutes before the scheduled start time, and immediately understood that this class was going to be a problem. The room was arranged like a small amphitheater, with curved rows of seats descending toward a central presentation area. Floor-to-ceiling windows on the east wall flooded the space with natural light. The aesthetics were clearly intentional, designed to make whoever stood at the center feel like they were performing rather than teaching.

The woman standing at that center was already performing.

Isabelle Crane.

I had seen her name on the faculty roster and done exactly zero research because Brand Management sounded like the kind of class I could sleep through. This was a tactical error of significant magnitude.

She stood at maybe five foot eight in heels that added another four inches, putting her at an even six feet of overwhelming presence. Her hair was a deep midnight blue that fell past her shoulders in waves that looked effortless and probably cost more to maintain than my monthly food budget. Her eyes matched the hair, a striking azure that swept across the gathering students with the confidence of someone who knew exactly how good she looked and had decided to make that everyone else’s problem.

Her outfit was not what I expected from an academy instructor.

A fitted white blouse that strained against her chest in ways that seemed structurally inadvisable for a professional setting. A black pencil skirt that stopped several inches above her knees and hugged her hips like it had been sewn directly onto her body. Stockings with a subtle shimmer that caught the light when she moved. The overall effect was less professor and more high-end executive who had decided academia was her next conquest.

She was also wearing a mask.

Not a full face covering, but a domino style piece in deep purple that covered the area around her eyes and extended back into her hairline. It should have looked ridiculous in an academic context. Instead it looked like she had decided the normal rules of professional presentation did not apply to her and dared anyone to argue.

I found a seat in the middle row, close enough to see the board but far enough that I could zone out if necessary. Caden dropped into the seat beside me with the enthusiasm of someone who had clearly also noticed the instructor and was processing similar observations.

"Bro," he said, keeping his voice low. "Did you know she was going to look like that?"

"I did not."

"Because I feel like someone should have warned us."

"Warning would have ruined the surprise."

Felicity claimed the seat on my other side, her blonde hair still slightly damp from her own shower. She glanced toward the front of the room and then back at me with an expression that suggested she was filing away my reaction for later analysis.

"You’re staring," she said.

"I’m observing. There’s a difference."

"The difference is about three seconds of eye contact."

Percy sat down one row behind us, his notebook already open and his pen moving across the page with the intensity of someone who had decided that note-taking was his coping mechanism for social situations. Rina took the seat beside him, her white hair catching the light from the windows and her purple eyes fixed on the instructor with an expression I could not quite read.

The rest of 1-B filtered in over the next two minutes. Camille entered with Theo and Eden, deliberately choosing seats on the opposite side of the room from where I was sitting. Her brown eyes found mine for exactly one second before she looked away with aggressive disinterest. Petra arrived alone and selected a seat in the front row with the posture of someone who intended to excel at whatever this class required regardless of personal feelings about other students.

By 9:50, the room was full.

Isabelle Crane smiled.

The expression transformed her face from merely striking to genuinely dangerous. It was the smile of someone who knew secrets about everyone in the room and was deciding which ones to reveal first.

"Good morning, future heroes."

Her voice carried without effort, filling the amphitheater with a rich alto that somehow made the mundane greeting sound like an invitation to something considerably more interesting than academics.

"Welcome to Hero Brand Management. I am Isabelle Crane. You may call me Professor Crane, Ms. Crane, or simply Crane if you’re feeling particularly bold." The smile widened. "What you may not call me is late to class, which three of you technically are. I’ll let it slide today. First day nerves. It won’t happen again."

The three students she was referring to shifted uncomfortably in their seats. I was fairly certain one of them was Finn, who had probably been too busy styling his hair to notice the time.

"This course exists because the hero industry is exactly that. An industry." She began walking, her heels clicking against the floor in a rhythm that drew attention to her legs whether you wanted to notice them or not. "You are not training to become warriors. You are not training to become protectors. You are training to become brands. Products. Commodities that the public will consume through media, merchandise, and manufactured narratives."

She stopped at the edge of the presentation area, her body positioned so that the light from the windows caught the curves of her silhouette.

"Some of you find that offensive. I can see it in your faces." Her azure eyes swept the room, landing briefly on Hiro’s rigid expression before moving on. "Good. Offense means you’re paying attention. Offense means you have values you’re not ready to compromise. By the end of this semester, you will either learn to reconcile those values with commercial reality, or you will fail."

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