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Chapter 176: 176 | Arrival of an Event

She bit my shoulder hard enough to leave a mark and told me to go home before her mother called. I walked back across campus in the dark feeling pleasant ache in muscles that had nothing to do with training and everything to do with the girl whose pink hair still smelled like lavender dryer sheets I’d learned to associate with home.

Wednesday was orientation day proper. The building came alive with it. The remaining six residents arrived in a compressed four-hour window that turned the common room into staging ground for small war.

Parents lingered in doorways exchanging nervous pleasantries while their children sized each other up with the specific attention of people who understood they’d be competing by week’s end.

I watched arrivals from the kitchen island where I’d staked claim with coffee and open laptop. I was cataloguing faces, filing them against the student directory Percy had somehow obtained forty-eight hours before official distribution. The kid had access to information pipelines that should have required clearance he definitely didn’t have. I wasn’t complaining.

Petra Lang descended from the third floor at nine-fifteen wearing fitted emerald blouse and cream slacks that probably cost more than my monthly stipend. Her timing was impeccable. Maximum foot traffic. Maximum visibility. She surveyed the common room with the air of someone conducting an inspection rather than joining a community.

Her gaze passed over me without recognition. I was wearing the same black hoodie as the day I’d moved her dresser. My hair was slightly different. My posture was marginally less deferential. None of it registered.

To Petra Lang, I remained furniture logistics personnel. Invisible below threshold of relevance. Filed under "staff" and forgotten the moment the dresser had been positioned to her specifications.

That was fine. Recognition would come on my schedule.

Camille Ortega turned out to be exactly the person Percy had described. Dark curly hair cropped close on the sides with volume on top. Warm brown skin. Energy level that filled whatever room she entered like physical force. She found me in the common room Wednesday afternoon and introduced herself by sliding onto the couch beside me, close enough that our knees almost touched.

"You’re the guy who carried the rich girl’s dresser up three flights?"

I confirmed.

She grinned with brightness that belonged on a recruitment poster. "That’s extremely funny and you should let her keep thinking you work here for at least another week."

I liked Camille immediately. The feeling appeared mutual.

She talked with her hands, with her entire body, leaning forward when interested in something and gesturing with frequency that created permanent windstorm in her immediate vicinity. Her energy was tangible. Physical. The kind that made you sit up straighter without realizing you’d done it.

Her Aspect, she explained within three minutes because Camille Ortega didn’t believe in gradual disclosure, involved generating hardened nail-like constructs from her fingertips that she could launch as projectiles. She could fire them with precision most marksmen trained years to develop. She could curve trajectories mid-flight. She could pin targets from thirty feet out without looking particularly focused about it.

She demonstrated by producing a single orange-glowing spike from her index finger, holding it up for inspection like freshly manicured nail, then reabsorbing it with a grin that said she’d shown this trick approximately four hundred times and still found it deeply satisfying every single time.

"They’re sharp," she said, examining the construct with professional appreciation. "They’re fast. I can adjust velocity mid-flight if I need to. Best part? They grow back in like two seconds flat. Never run out of ammo. Never need to reload. Just keep firing until the other guy stops moving or starts reconsidering his life choices."

She dismissed the construct. It dissolved into faint amber particles that faded before reaching the floor.

"That’s disgusting and incredible," I said.

"Right?" She beamed. "Most people just say disgusting."

She was gone within ten minutes, pulled away by another new arrival who needed help finding the laundry room. But the Oracle Feed noted the interaction with clinical satisfaction. Camille Ortega had engaged beyond social obligation for eleven minutes. Had initiated conversation. Had demonstrated genuine interest in sustained contact.

Quest progress: two of three heroines contacted.

Thursday passed in blur of orientation lectures and facility tours. Percy walked Route C with me. Seventeen seconds saved. Triumph he documented in his notebook with small checkmark that he showed me three separate times throughout the day.

I met my combat instructor Imara Steele for the first time during afternoon session. The woman looked at me with specific intensity of someone who’d read my file, formed opinions about it, and intended to test those opinions through methods I wouldn’t enjoy.

She was compact, dark-skinned, natural hair cropped military-short and forearms that suggested she could bench press the podium she stood behind. She didn’t smile.

Not once.

The entire two-hour introductory lecture felt like being debriefed before deployment nobody had volunteered for.

I loved it. Sloane would have loved it too.

By Thursday evening, the common room had developed its own ecosystem. Jai held court near the kitchen with whoever was cooking, offering gravitational assistance to anyone who needed to reach top shelves.

Percy occupied his corner of the modular couch with his notebook, emerging from analytical cocoon only when someone addressed him directly or when information flow in the room hit threshold that compelled him to contribute correction.

Rina appeared during quiet hours. She’d graduated from sitting alone in far corner to sitting within conversational distance of main seating area, though she still chose positions with back to wall and clear sightlines to both exits. She brought her sheep mug every time.

Friday morning hit different.

I could feel it when I woke up. Shift in the building’s energy that had nothing to do with the System and everything to do with twenty humans under twenty-one finally reaching the point where initial politeness was wearing off and actual personalities were beginning to surface. The common room smelled like someone’s aggressive breakfast sausage choice. Coffee maker had already been run twice by six-thirty.

I sat at kitchen island with laptop open and coffee in hand, reviewing final orientation schedule, when the front door opened with enough force that the magnetic catch protested audibly.

What entered was not a person. It was an event.

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