Chapter 995: Chapter 456: The Language of Black Bros Is Incomprehensible_2
No worries, no worries, being overweight might have its perks.
For instance, Liangzi’s blood sugar is already over 40+, whereas the sweetest melons in the market are only around 20. If Liangzi eats some estrogen, guys can’t even imagine how sweet his milk would be.
And the one in front of me doesn’t even need estrogen! Winning big time!
—Damn! Winning my ass!! This doesn’t comfort me at all; the more I think, the more I want to die!!
Lin Li watched that guy chat with the other person for a few minutes before awkwardly slipping out, claiming he needed the bathroom, and couldn’t help but look back with amusement.
Without any intention to start up conversation again with Liu Xi, Lin Li looked at his phone by himself.
「Wang Ze: Everyone, after discussion with the group leader and admin, there’s a group dinner tomorrow night.
Location: Behind the school hill.
Time: Eleven o’clock in the evening.
Format: Stealing offerings.
Cost: None, but bring your own dishes and chopsticks.
Please reply upon receiving @everyone.」
「Zhou Baowei: 111111 Received!」
「Qin Zeyu: Received.」
「Bai Bufan: Received.」
「Yang Bangjie: 「picture」」
「Zhang Haoyang: ? Grave round purchase? You’re turning into a bro now? Careful, the bro-language is hard to understand~ 「Wu Jing nods」」
「Lin Li: Can I bring a shovel? My seatmate’s been needing teething toys, and I want to bring some back for it."
「Zhou Baowei: I want some too, don’t favor @Lin Li.\"
「Zhou Baowei withdrew a message.」
「Zhou Baowei: Never mind, I don’t want it."
「Bai Bufan: @Lin Li, I want to shove an umbrella up your butt and then open it."
「Wang Ze: 「peeking」」
「Wang Ze: Actually, there are better things than umbrellas in this world, Bufan, you should consider something else."
「Yang Bangjie: 「picture」」
「..."
In the boys’ group, they kept chatting about useless non-human stuff. After participating in a few exchanges, Lin Li switched to flirting with Chen Yu Ying, passing the remaining time.
...
[Entered the Marriage Pavilion three times, experienced the mortal realm (2/3）]
After Lin Li showed his charisma, although the later activities were still paired with Liu Xi, she stopped causing trouble and even avoided Lin Li. As a result, nothing unexpected happened, and everything proceeded smoothly until the end.
The task is just one time short.
Not sure when YZ Marriage Agency has its event in January; it would be best if it’s held at the beginning of the month.
However, Lin Li isn’t in a hurry. If he were, he wouldn’t only go to YZ Marriage Agency.
Actually, if he went to three agencies simultaneously, this task would probably be completed long ago.
But given the need for false identities, it’s somewhat a gray area, so it’s not suitable to do it publicly or broadly.
After all, if other agencies’ receptionists don’t accept his proposal like Fan Hong did, Xiling’s matchmaking circle is just so small; it could turn into gossip, and spreading too much is hard to settle.
So considering the task isn’t urgent, after comprehensive evaluation, just stick with YZ and follow its pace. Anyway, it seems that this task will surely be completed next month, right? Each visit, there are familiar faces and friends, like going home.
He once again declined Wang Baiyu and others’ invitation to play billiards and walked with Zeng Ziang to the parking lot.
"Brother Ziang, how’d it go this afternoon?" Lin Li casually asked while walking alone.
Zeng Ziang: "I finished my Genshin’s weekly tasks."
"Anything else?"
"Inazuma’s exploration rate is 100% now."
Lin Li: "(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧!!"
"Impressive!"
High EQ: Finished Genshin’s weekly tasks.
Low EQ: Damn, zero return at all.
Embarrassed from Lin Li’s admiring gaze, Zeng Ziang waved his hand:
"Sigh, this time’s worse than last; at least last time there was a sister interested in me, now no one, and I have no interest in anyone either, but I was mentally prepared."
"Don’t give up, Brother Ziang, keep it up. There will be gains next month." Lin Li encouraged.
Gotta wait until his task ends before giving up; otherwise, coming alone is too dull.
As for after next month, Lin Li thinks he could talk to Fan Hong, transfer his remaining annual membership time to Zeng Ziang as a small compensation for accompanying him. If not permitted, make up some difference; it’s still worth it.
"Don’t worry, I’ve grown so big without knowing how to write the word ’give up’!" Zeng Ziang nodded with a smile.
"That makes you kind of illiterate."
"Get outta here, kid." Zeng Ziang joked, pulling out the car key to unlock the door remotely, then asked: "Back to the neighborhood?"
"Yep." Lin Li nodded.
The event ended rather early today, and it’s not even four yet. With plenty of time before dinner, there’s no need to go to the gathering point prematurely.
"Brother Ziang, why not let me drive on the way back?" However, just before getting in, Lin Li looked at Zeng Ziang with anticipation.
"Oh, you got your license, right?" Zeng Ziang paused after hearing, then tossed the key to Lin Li without much hesitation: "Then you drive."
For most people, being a passenger is certainly more comfortable than driving.
That’s what Zeng Ziang thought.
—Three minutes later, Zeng Ziang wished he had noticed Lin Li’s mischievous grin before getting in the car.
"Systems all started, started, started, started, and also—this!!"
