Chapter 971: Chapter 448: A Chicken a Day, Doctors Envy Me_2
"Don’t hog it all to yourself; the essence of the internet is sharing. C’mon, spill it. If it’s really amazing, I’ll meet you tomorrow imitating your style."
Bai Bufan was genuinely curious.
If it made Lin Li exhaust his resources, it must be incredible.
Lin Li turned to look out the window upon hearing this, sighed, and said with emotion:
"Watching pure love makes me feel inferior, watching NTR fills me with sympathy, watching extreme content turns my stomach, watching lolis seems too childish, watching mature types feels too old, watching young girls feels too plain, watching stuff and not feeling desire, watching androgyny feels uninspired, watching hermaphrodites feels uninteresting, watching workplace dramas reminds me of how inferior my life is, watching school dramas makes me nostalgic and melancholic, watching Otherworld makes me fantasize about the future, there’s barely any Chinese animation, Korean animation is overly vivid, Japanese animation is dull in black and white, white censor bars are too obstructive, black censor bars degrade the viewing experience, mosaics disrupt the overall feel, divine light makes imagination hard, outdoors feels chilly, on the bed too cliché, floor or tables feel too hard, urban alleys feel too socially embarrassing, public toilets or packed train or metro are fundamentally too daring to watch, one-on-one feels monotonous, one-to-many feels envious, many-to-one sounds pitiful, swapping feels untrustworthy, groups feel too chaotic... after all that, I still quietly open Life Insurance."
Beside him, Bai Bufan was already laughing hysterically.
So it was just Life Insurance, he thought it was Sister Yu’s stuff.
"What are you two laughing at?" Zhang Haoyang, who was rummaging through the cabinet for something, asked, his attention caught by their laughter.
Bai Bufan wanted to replicate it but realized he hadn’t memorized it yet, so he casually dodged, saying: "We’re laughing at how Zhou Yu lacked strategy, Zhuge had less wisdom. If it were me commanding the troops, a division would have already been stationed here in advance, what would you do then!"
Zhang Haoyang: "..."
He was too lazy even to call them idiots.
It was Lin Li, suddenly turning his eyes towards Zhang Haoyang, recovering some vigor, no longer with a dead-fish look, and earnestly asked:
"Haoyang, your Christmas wish isn’t to have a little sister, is it?"
Zhang Haoyang was the kind to shout about how awesome little sisters and lolis are in group chats, so it was possible.
Zhang Haoyang, upon hearing this, took a half-step back in confusion and caution, looking at Lin Li in surprise: "How old are you anyway, still making Christmas wishes? Birthday and New Year’s wishes are more appropriate, but Christmas, isn’t that childish?"
"As long as you didn’t make that wish." Lin Li felt reassured, ignoring Zhang Haoyang’s criticism and nodded.
Having found his items, Zhang Haoyang left with a puzzled expression.
Bai Bufan stared intently at Lin Li, not believing Lin Li would bring it up without reason: "Lin Li, why did you suddenly ask this?"
Knowing Bai Bufan would keep asking until he got an answer, Lin Li didn’t hold back:
"Last night, to be festive, besides Life Insurance, I also watched quite a few resources with Christmas themes."
"One of them, tsk tsk.
The beginning was Santa Claus climbing down the chimney into a kid’s home, opened the kid’s sock from the bedside, and found the wish written by the kid ’I want a little sister’. Santa was so touched, nodded, and then moved to the kid’s mom’s room."
Alright, let’s fast forward an hour and a half of plot.
In the end, the kid’s wish was granted, he got a little sister."
Bai Bufan: "(゜▽゜)?"
"Where did that sister come from! What kind of dirty trick is this? Answer me! Lin Li answer me!"
"Don’t omit the process in the middle ah!!"
"So," Lin Li shook his head helplessly, "I’m worried Haoyang might make the same mistake and cause family discord."
Bai Bufan: "...Reckless."
Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up.
Three seconds later.
"Send me the link to that movie later, such a logical plot, I gotta watch it."
"Reckless."
After the morning reading class, homeroom period began.
This week’s homeroom topic was naturally the upcoming New Year’s Eve garden party.
The general plan was already submitted and approved by Xue Jian, this class focused more on enriching the details and specific arrangements.
For example, during the garden party, the class must have someone stationed to receive guests from other classes.
After some discussion, it was decided that everyone would take turns, groups of seven or eight people, five groups would each be responsible for forty to fifty minutes in the classroom, and the rest of the time they could freely enjoy the event. Fair for everyone, and ample time for fun.
Unfortunately, for some reason.
When Xue Jian saw the member list of Lin Li’s group: "Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei, Qin Zeyu, Wang Ze, Chen Tianming, Zhang Haoyang, Yang Bangjie", he had Lin Li, the group leader, go back and change the list.
Lin Li even suspected Xue Jian hadn’t completed reading the list because it was tossed back in 2.5 seconds.
Of course, Xue Jian had a valid reason.
His argument was that, since physical work might be needed, evenly distributing the boys would be more appropriate.
Lin Li didn’t believe it at all.
But since Xue Jian stood on moral and homeroom teacher grounds, Lin Li could only reluctantly let some boys leave and have the class president and others watch over him.
Alas, Xue Jian’s been a pain to Lin Li.
...
Noon.
After finishing lunch in the cafeteria, the boys routinely went to the convenience store for a stroll.
In the store, where they usually don’t sell apples, this week they appeared and were placed in the most noticeable spot.
There were the loose ones as well as the premium big ones with little gift-box packaging of course at a price that would usually buy several pounds at a fruit stand.
"Right, tomorrow’s Christmas Eve, Lin Li, Wang Ze, are you guys planning to buy an apple to give someone?" Qin Zeyu discovered and asked sourly, picking up an apple and turning back to ask the two.
