Chapter 954: Chapter 442: A Surge of Poetic Inspiration
Bai Bufan fell silent.
He took back Lin Li’s phone, checked it himself, and it really was.
But normally, chat interfaces on phones don’t show the time of messages, who would specifically pay attention to that?
Lin Li is so meticulous.
Bai Bufan sighed, "That’s it, the class monitor will have to live under your control for the rest of his life."
"Don’t change the subject, do you realize your mistake?" Lin Li pressed aggressively.
"Alright, you’re impressive, I admit it." Bai Bufan pouted, conceding.
"Exactly, alright, I’ll forgive you this time." Realizing one’s errors and correcting them is a great virtue, Lin Li nodded in satisfaction.
"Thanks." Bai Bufan didn’t expect Lin Li to be so reasonable this time, and chuckled.
"..."
"..."
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
Wait a minute, did I just apologize for the wrong thing?
Bai Bufan wasn’t amused.
"Wait! Lin Li! You f*cker! Did you use my name to be a jerk out there again! You should be the one apologizing to me!" He erupted, grabbing Lin Li by the collar and rolling around, roaring ferociously.
"Tch—" Lin Li pouted, realizing he didn’t manage to smooth things over.
"What’s with that face! What are you unhappy about!"
"I’m giving you this camera." Lin Li, being shaken by Bai Bufan, pointed casually to the camera on the dormitory table.
Bai Bufan paused, blinked, and said nothing.
"Bro, I’ll cover your breakfast for the next week, with a deluxe budget." Seeing one casual remark wasn’t enough, Lin Li added another offhand comment.
"Bro, if you’re calling me bro, then say no more, I’ll even give you the name Bai Bufan!"
Triggered at the core, Bai Bufan waved his hand grandly, transforming into a generous spirit.
With loyalty, he reached out and tidied Lin Li’s loosened collar.
"See, got emotional again." Lin Li laughed, pointing at him.
Bufan is still easy to appease.
"So what exactly did you do today?" Bai Bufan couldn’t help but ask out of curiosity, what was said in the chat was too one-sided and surely incomplete.
Moreover, the perspective of the perpetrator is truly unique.
"Actually, I did good deeds using your name and genuinely helped students from another school..." This time Lin Li didn’t hold back, explaining all he could from that afternoon.
After hearing about Lin Li’s so-called ’good deeds’, Bai Bufan’s expression remained complex.
The name was given too hastily.
I have a feeling that at this rate, legends of me will spread all over the place—even though I haven’t even entered the scene yet!
"Let’s go, wait for Tianming at the teaching building, and have noodles at the gate for dinner?"
Lin Li checked the time on his phone, the early submission was just half an hour ahead of schedule, going back and forth would take time, now would be about the right time to finish.
"Sure." Bai Bufan nodded, pulled out his shoes from under Bao Wei’s bed, put them on, and left with Lin Li.
Weighing the portable camera in his hand, Bai Bufan threw it back to Lin Li, "Returning it."
He felt comfortable with Lin Li covering a week’s breakfast, but Bai Bufan had no intention of keeping the camera, worth over a thousand.
"Once I say it’s a gift, I mean it, I have several, don’t dilly-dally like a woman." Lin Li tossed it back again, complaining:
"The only condition is, you pass me a copy of any toilet pics you secretly take, and if you get caught, don’t rat me out."
"Don’t assume I’m using the camera for that, for f*ck’s sake!" Bai Bufan laughed and swore, seeing Lin Li really didn’t care, he naturally pocketed the camera.
Alright, now he felt at ease.
"When do I get the charging cable?" Bai Bufan naturally asked for the accessory.
Lin Li: "Sixteen hundred a piece, WeChat or Alipay?"
Bai Bufan: "?"
...
Upon reaching the teaching building, the two played on their phones briefly in the first-floor meeting spot they arranged for lunch, and soon enough, the bell marking the end of the exam echoed through the campus.
Within a couple of minutes, likely after the proctors collected the papers, a large number of students emerged from the test areas, flowing downstairs.
"F*ck! Do you guys know what extreme sports are?"
When Chen Tianming appeared in the crowd at the stairway entrance, seeing Lin Bai distinctly due to their height, he immediately asked excitedly.
Bai Bufan raised an eyebrow and recited the Ozaki’s Eight they once came up with, laughing:
"Purification by fire, village feasts, giving gifts at a wedding, food takeaways, wife remarriage, child name change, two-meter grass, grave being uprooted?"
"Wrong," Chen Tianming laughed and shook his head, "That’s not extreme sports, the real extreme sport is when the proctor comes to collect the paper and you just figured out the last big question."
Bai Bufan and Lin Li exchanged glances and chuckled lightly.
That is very extreme.
"It scared the crap out of me, luckily they didn’t insist we put the pen down the moment the bell rang, at my speed scribbling wildly, I managed to write down the first sub-question, hey Lin Li, was the final answer (7,2)?"
"Tsk, it really was."
"NICE!! We’re the champions! We’re always champions!" Chen Tianming couldn’t help but cheer himself excitedly:
"I guessed the questions right too, Lin Li, we did two similar big questions this week, and you taught me one at lunch, you must remember! That counts as me helping you review!"
Bai Bufan and Lin Li’s expressions changed upon hearing this.
Especially Bai Bufan, who stepped back half a step, looking at Lin Li in horror, "Lin Li? You taught Tianming during lunch?
How did I not notice? When exactly did it happen? Was it while Wang Ze was on my bed? Gosh... how long was I not watching you guys! You shameless lot!"
Bai Bufan was so angry that even in the winter, his hands and feet were cold and he shook all over.
As for the scolded Lin Li, he guiltily turned his face away, not daring to look Bai Bufan in the eye, his voice apologetic:
"Sorry, I didn’t mean to hide it from you, I just hadn’t figured out how to tell you, it was Tianming who, while I was showing him the problem, got me to drink a bit..."
Chen Tianming: "(;☉_☉)?"
You guys, f*cking.
[End of the month, vote for me, arigato]
