Chapter 1111: Chapter 496: Sorry, Wrong Bed Again_3
"Ah—"
The woman’s coy voice instantly turned into a terrified scream, only to be forcibly suppressed, transforming into urgent panting and frantic whispers:
"Quick... Quick! He’s back! That sound is him—how did he suddenly come back! Why does everyone pick such perfect timing!!"
"Huh? Oh shit!" The man’s wicked grin vanished completely, leaving only panic as urgent as fire on his eyebrows.
"Is he coming this way?"
"Yes!! I can see him!"
"Fuck, I need to hide first, the closet... I’ll hide in the wardrobe!" In Lin Li’s field of vision, a hand could be seen picking up clothes from the floor.
"No! You can’t hide in the closet!" the woman immediately emphasized.
"Then under the bed! Yes! Under the bed!" Naturally, the man’s voice followed the woman’s suggestion, after all, she knew him better than he did.
Lin Li: "O.o?"
Things were getting interesting.
Lin Li slowly moved inward, making room under the bed.
All that could be heard was the frantic sound of rolling and collisions and the rustling of fabric, followed by a heavy body with body warmth and stirred up dust suddenly crashing down, with the bed frame groaning fiercely.
Lin Li saw a guy, naked to the waist, wearing only pants, his face showing an alarmed expression, scrambling himself in a desperately awkward position toward the bottom of the bed!
His movements were fast and aggressive, driven by the instinct to survive in Doomsday World and extreme fear.
Now this is the expression humans should have in Doomsday World! This is what people want to see, indeed!
The bed skirt was swiftly lifted.
The man intended to make a nimble move into this only refuge, but his movements completely froze halfway through.
His pupils dilated to the extreme in the dim light, as if he had seen a sight a hundred times more terrifying than the returning person outside — under the bed, a stranger with a subtle expression somewhere between politeness and amusement quietly watched him.
Lin Li: "OvO"
This buddy even waved to him in a friendly manner.
The person’s face showed not the slightest panic, but instead had a bit of a "you’ve finally come" kind of vibe.
He quietly placed a finger vertically on his lips, making an extremely standard "shush" gesture.
While the cheating man’s mind went blank, even forgetting to breathe, he naturally, almost with a bit of host-like friendliness, gently patted a small piece of dusty floor beside him.
Lin Li: "Ssss."
Is he... is he inviting me?
How the hell is this like specially making room on the bed for me?
"You... you... you—?!"
Broken syllables squeezed out of the cheating man’s throat, like a rooster being choked, all the color drained from his face, leaving only utter shock and confusion.
He wanted to scream, wanted to question, but alas, he was speechless.
"What are you doing! Do you want to be discovered by him and then thrown out to feed the scavengers?! Quick! Get in! Ah!"
The woman on the bed was so anxious she was nearly losing her mind, her muffled voice tinged with sharp screeches and extreme panic.
She only heard the man lift the curtain and then silence, which was practically courting death, so she gave the man a hard kick on his raised butt.
The force of the kick was not small, and the man, who was already in a state of massive shock and imbalance, staggered forward, his upper body uncontrollably lunging, nearly crashing under the bed, landing just as Lin Li had reserved a spot for him.
He lay down awkwardly on his side, curling up, almost face-to-face parallel with Lin Li, though fortunately, there was still some space between them.
The footsteps outside were becoming more distinct.
But at this moment, the cheating man was too stunned to pay attention, his entire being was in a daze.
For a long time, he stared with wide eyes at the smiling youth inches away, his lips trembling:
"Did I... did I get cheated on by you?"
"Like a mantis stalking a cicada... only to be preyed upon by a sparrow?"
Lin Li: "(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧!!"
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