Chapter 1028: Chapter 468: Crab Bro, You’re Actually Awesome
"The bears in the world are like river-cleaning scavengers! Nansang Middle School is full of talents."
Walking out of class 20 and down the corridor with Lin Li, who was juggling "Rare Coins" in his hand, Bai Bufan couldn’t help but sigh:
"I thought that since our class 4 was sealed and forced to be normal, it would be hard to have anything particularly interesting at the festival. Didn’t think I’d overestimate class 4 and underestimate Nansang Middle School."
"Old Jian, oh Old Jian, I wonder if the day will come when you know in the afterlife that even if a class 4 falls, thousands of class 4s will rise again."
"But it does give me a bit of a crisis sense. In the future, our class 4 has to work harder too!"
Bai Bufan was still very cautious. To prevent accidentally encountering Xue Jian nearby, he made sure to look around the corridor before saying this.
"Are you sure you’re the one with the crisis, and not Xue Jian?"
Hearing Bai Bufan planning to keep striving, Lin Li couldn’t help but chuckle and tease.
"It’s better for everyone to be wary than just one," Bai Bufan laughed cheerfully, "If everyone feels a sense of crisis, they can spur each other to progress."
Bai Bufan’s progress was insignificant to Lin Li, but he genuinely thought Xue Jian really shouldn’t progress any further.
If Xue Jian progressed any further, it would reach the point where "even Lin Li would find it troublesome".
With some time before their group’s turn, Lin Li and Bai Bufan continued to explore the classes.
They didn’t find anything as interesting as the activities in class 14 and 20.
It was obvious that when the ultimate goal of the class activities was to make money, it was hard to be interesting; you can’t have both a bear paw and a fish.
Wandering around the high school area, encounters were inevitable. When he saw "the three people" in another classroom, Lin Li went up and greeted them with a smile:
"Yo, what a coincidence, you’re alive today too."
"Yeah, quite the coincidence." Ding Sihan responded with an eye roll and continued picking through items.
Ying Bao was still the best baby in the world, much more polite, smiling sweetly at him, setting a big contrast with Dingzi.
Well, the contrast didn’t even need to be made to see it clearly.
Looking up, he glanced at the poster of this class.
Lin Li whispered to Bai Bufan, "Bufan, sometimes there’s really no need to use fancy fonts."
Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan also looked in the direction Lin Li mentioned and immediately smiled knowingly.
—This class’s project, theoretically, was supposed to be "flea market," but honestly, at a glance, with the artistic font transformation, it looked more like "vibrator market".
This is f*cking suggestive, isn’t it?
Is it intentional, or is it accidental? There’s no way an entire class couldn’t see the ambiguity, right?
Seeing acquaintances around, Lin Li went forward and asked Pan Yuwen, one of the salespeople:
"Hello, is this a flea market?"
"Yes, Lin Li?" Pan Yuwen greeted upon seeing Lin Li, and seeing him start to survey the goods, he eagerly asked, "What are you looking for?"
Lin Li: "I want to buy a flea."
Following behind, Bai Bufan burst into laughter.
Daring to ask what Lin Li was looking for? Looking for trouble!
But what Lin Li and Bai Bufan didn’t expect was that Pan Yuwen’s eyes lit up upon hearing that. He raised a hand saying "wait a minute" and immediately turned to rummage through the classroom’s storage cabinet.
In Lin Li’s stunned gaze, he brought two small boxes, shook them to ensure the contents, and handed them over:
"Here, Lin Li, here are four fleas I caught from a stray cat yesterday. Two of them are still alive; the other two seem to be asleep. Well, dude, buy a live one, and I’ll give you a dead one for free!
So, how about it, one? Or do you want the whole package?"
Lin Li: "(゜▽゜)!?"
F*ck, you actually have them.
Seeing Pan Yuwen’s excited expression, it was as if he’d been waiting for this.
Realizing this, Lin Li chuckled and nodded, pulled out that rare coin from his pocket, and flicked it to Pan Yuwen with his thumb:
"It’s worth it; you deserve it. Out of respect for you going out of your way to prepare this, this precious misprinted coin is yours now."
"Misprinted coin? What’s misprinted?"
"It’s printed on the front..."
"Isn’t this just a regular coin," Pan Yuwen sighed the same sentiment but still nodded satisfactorily, "but it’s enough. These fleas are yours."
"No, no, I can’t accept this," Lin Li did not take it. There was no use for him, and he leaned in slightly, pointing at his eyes to Pan Yuwen:
"Yuwen, what do you see in my eyes?"
"Eye boogers?"
"You’re really vulgar," Lin Li distanced himself in disdain and snapped his fingers, providing the correct answer, "My eyes hold lice."
"And how can a man once loved by lice ever look up to fleas, so you keep them yourself."
"That’s rather unhygienic of you," Pan Yuwen laughed, but he didn’t insist, "I’ll keep them and continue waiting for someone destined."
"Speaking of holding lice, it’s impossible not to mention Brother Fei. Lin Li, do you know the conversation between Hui Liyi and Lu Mingfei that allegedly made 100,000 people cry?" Bai Bufan asked with a nod.
"Do tell," Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with interest.
"Hui Liyi once asked Lu Mingfei: Sakura, what are your criteria for choosing a partner?"
