"Hero, where are you going?"
"To eat."
"Hero, where are you going?"
"To the bathroom."
"Hero, where are you going?"
"I'm heading home now..."
He used to be just an ordinary 20-year-old college student, spending his days off binge-watching YouTube, reading web novels, streaming, and ordering delivery food. It was a comfortable and fulfilling youth.
The reason that’s in the past tense...?
Well, he suddenly got sucked into another world. After suffering through thirty long years of hardship in that fantasy land, he finally—just now—managed to return to Earth.
Why’d he come back?
Because no matter how many beautiful women, riches, or fame he had over there... nothing hit quite like the dopamine rush from media consumption.
Of course, he also missed ✪ Nоvеlіgһt ✪ (Official version) eating food with a kick.
And so, after burning through divine power from the goddess and draining the empire's supply of mana stones, he barely managed to come home.
But—what the hell?
As soon as he arrived, he was greeted by a horde of people with wide, intense eyes pointing weapons at him. Military helicopters hovered overhead in the sky.
"...What the hell is this? Are they throwing me a surprise party for coming back after so long?"
—“D-Drop your weapon and surrender immediately...!!!”
"...Seriously, what the hell?"
“Wow, is this your homeland, Hero?”
And then—right behind him—came a voice that absolutely shouldn’t be here.
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