Chapter 626: Chapter 626 Natural Born Rivals_1
Li Qing held his tea and comfortably settled into the chair, smiling as he asked, "Shisan, how have you managed to let your sister live until now with her being the way she is?"
"Bastard, what’s wrong with a woman like me? Did I eat your family’s food?" Zi Ling shouted angrily with her teeth bared.
Watching the two of them start bickering again at the drop of a hat, Shisan’s head immediately began to ache.
He weakly said, "Brother Li, in fact, my sister is quite nice."
"Yes, yes, she is nice. You, I can see it now, are truly a compliant subject," Li Qing said, shaking his head with a smile.
Shisan was taken aback, "Brother Li, I am speaking the truth."
"Shut up already, stop talking to him," Zi Ling, her face nearly red with anger, interjected, "This dog can’t spit out ivory."
Shisan’s headache grew worse.
After hesitating with a headache for a moment, he suddenly said, "Sister, you haven’t eaten yet, have you? I’ll go buy you some food!"
Without giving Zi Ling a chance to respond, he turned and ran off.
Zi Ling looked bewilderedly at the unfinished food on the table, and angrily yelled, "Shisan, you deserter!"
It was clear to her that Shisan couldn’t take it anymore and had fled.
After only the two of them were left in the sickroom, the air became awkwardly silent.
Li Qing slurped his tea, his face wearing a faint smile as he looked at Zi Ling.
It had to be said, Xu Keqing knew how to enjoy herself; this tea was quite exquisite.
"Dog thing, how do you like this tea?" Li Qing asked with a smile.
Zi Ling’s face changed dramatically, "Dog thing, who are you calling a dog thing?"
"Dog thing, who?" Li Qing feigned surprise as he retorted.
"I’m calling you, dog thing!" Zi Ling shouted fiercely.
Li Qing burst into laughter, "Yes, that’s right, I was talking about you!"
This conversation was as twisted as a mountain path’s eighteen bends; Zi Ling’s face turned red while thinking for a while. Suddenly, she flipped off the bed and pounced on Li Qing, teeth bared and claws outstretched.
She alone seemed to muster the momentum of a desperate final stand.
Li Qing was stunned!
He leisurely set down his teacup and at the instant Zi Ling lunged, he stopped her with a hand on her shiny forehead.
"So ungrateful, I literally saved your life!" Li Qing exclaimed, "If it weren’t for me, that woman would have turned you into a hornet’s nest by now, don’t you have a conscience?"
"You’re just taking advantage of your kindness, did I ask you to save me?" Zi Ling nimbly dodged and chopped at Li Qing’s neck with her palm.
Li Qing couldn’t dodge in time and was struck, seeing stars.
"Zi Ling, are you playing for real with me?" Li Qing roared in anger, retaliating with a slap.
But he had underestimated Zi Ling.
Not only did she effortlessly neutralize his attack, but she also grabbed hold of his arm.
Before Li Qing could react, he was met with an embarrassing shoulder throw.
He was thrown to the ground by Zi Ling.
In the blink of an eye, Zi Ling flipped over and straddled Li Qing’s back, raising her hand and slapping away, "Dog thing, that’s for calling me a dog thing."
Li Qing was dumbfounded!
A grown man like him was actually getting his buttocks smacked by a woman.
A man can be killed but not insulted.
But he was helpless against her.
Zi Ling must have used some technique; he simply couldn’t break free from his bound arms.
This was definitely Li Qing’s most frustrating experience ever.
At that moment, he also realized his own shortcomings.
Whether it was Thunder Method or Black Arrow, every move he had was meant to injure, with no techniques just for fighting.
"You little wench, you better let go of me, or I’m going to start fighting back!" Li Qing shouted indignantly.
It was too humiliating!
He was actually being spanked by a woman while she sat on his back.
"Come on, if you’re so capable, hit me back. I want to see how you’ll manage that. I hadn’t realized before, but you’ve got a pretty nice figure, and quite the perky butt," Zi Ling said, her palms clapping with a smacking sound, teasingly.
Li Qing’s forehead instantly filled with black lines, as this was usually the kind of thing he would say to other women.
Dammit, this is so screwed up!
Embarrassed and infuriated, Li Qing activated the Black Arrow.
With a whoosh, the Black Arrow, thick with deadly aura, shot forth, aiming straight at Zi Ling’s forehead.
"Let go, or I’ll show you what a blown-up head looks like!" Li Qing shouted in a muffled voice.
Zi Ling regarded him with disdainful eyes, "Then blow it up if you’re so capable. Come on, do it, and let’s see. Looks like the tables have turned on you."
Li Qing: ...
This cheeky girl, has she gone completely mad?
"Hurry up and put it away, or I’ll hang you on the window for everyone to see, believe it or not!" Zi Ling threatened.
At this moment, she felt not only a rush but also quite inflated with pride.
She hadn’t expected Li Qing, who single-handedly annihilated six disciples of the Tomb Explorer Daoist, to be so weak in a fight.
Zi Ling, feeling that she had grasped Li Qing’s weakness, suddenly became more insolent.
Even though the Black Arrow with its fierce aura hovered at her forehead, she knew it was just a bluff. Li Qing wouldn’t dare actually blow her head off.
"Let go of me!" Li Qing barked angrily.
"I certainly will not. Put that damn arrow away, or I’ll start getting rough with you!" Zi Ling, straddling Li Qing’s back and swaying her supple waist, suddenly cried out, "Giddy up!"
Then she slapped Li Qing’s buttocks hard.
"Giddy up!"
Zi Ling was having a blast, her hand falling on Li Qing’s butt like raindrops.
"Giddy up!"
"Giddy up!"
Li Qing felt an overwhelming desire to die right then and there.
His weakness was so frustratingly exploitable.
He had tried several times to break free, but had been completely unable to escape.
This was the brutal reality of the gap in their physical strength!
Even though he didn’t know which level of the Qi Cultivation Stage Zi Ling was at, it was clear that her physical skills far surpassed his own novice level.
"If you don’t let go, I’m really going to fight back. A man can be killed, but not humiliated!" Li Qing cried out indignantly.
This first personal experience was far from pleasant.
"Go ahead, make your move!" Zi Ling jiggled her body, laughing even more unrestrainedly, with no intention of stopping whatsoever.
Suddenly, Li Qing felt something was off on his back.
There was a warm, moist sensation.
Holy shit!
Li Qing concentrated, recalling the events that had transpired underground, and he went numb all over.
That damn girl... got wet?!
"What did you do?" Li Qing asked.
Zi Ling blushed, looking up at the ceiling with a constipated expression on her face.
She, too, had become aware of the change and didn’t know what to do, feeling both ashamed and embarrassed.
How could she have known that just playing around like this could make her wet...
She had only felt very excited, but she had not realized that the friction from shaking had excited that part of her as well.
"You should give me an explanation for this," Li Qing said in a muffled voice.
"Alright, shut up, will you? I’ll compensate you with a set of clothes, okay?" Zi Ling exclaimed, red-faced and vexed.
Li Qing, sensing an opportunity to turn the tables, was not about to let this chance slip away.
"You don’t need to compensate me with clothes. Let me flip over, then you keep riding!" Li Qing said.
Zi Ling was taken aback, "What... what do you mean?!"
