Chapter 608: Chapter 608: The Raging Woman_1
Arguments about such topics are really not suitable in the presence of a third person.
"I’ll go down first to take a look, don’t get distracted, and always be ready to save my little life!"
Shisan said somewhat awkwardly to Li Qing and Zi Ling, who were staring at each other wide-eyed.
"What are you going down there for? I’ll go!" Zi Ling said loudly.
Probably because of embarrassment, her voice was particularly sharp.
"I’ll go, I’ll go!" Shisan quickly said, "Sister, your footwork is not as good as mine, I’m more suitable for this task."
Even if Buddha himself showed up, he wouldn’t dream of taking this task from him today.
Staying up here, he worried his sister might get so angry she’d include him in her fiery rampage.
Family knows their own affairs best. As for his formidable sister, Shisan was very apprehensive.
Not to mention what he had heard today, it was about his sister’s butt crack, which was really damning...
Not just now, Shisan felt he had to find a way to avoid her for a while, at least until his sister forgot about the incident.
Otherwise, he was always a little worried about his own life.
Meanwhile, he had to admit he was impressed with Li Qing.
What a brave man!
To dare use a term like "butt crack" on his sister.
"Sister, the talisman... give it to me, I’ll go scout ahead," Shisan cautiously extended his hand to Zi Ling.
"Be careful, and come back up quickly if something’s not right," Zi Ling relented and took out the Invisibility Talisman.
Shisan received the talisman, hesitated for a moment, and whispered, "Don’t hit, let’s talk after this is dealt with."
"Get lost!" Zi Ling snorted coldly.
"Alright!" Shisan shrunk his neck, quickly muttered an incantation, slapped the talisman on himself, and then disappeared on the spot.
Completely without a trace.
Li Qing immediately became envious.
With that Invisibility Talisman, doing naughty things in the future would be much too convenient.
He could even boldly go to Lu Furong’s home, and in front of Old Zhou, work on implementing a green hat project.
When he had time, he’d have to ask Qi Junhou to help him acquire a few; if his Solidifying Spirit Elixir could be sold, surely he could buy Invisibility Talismans.
As Li Qing was musing about how to make use of the Invisibility Talisman, suddenly a cold iron sword rested against his neck.
"You scoundrel, what did you say before?" Zi Ling asked with frost in her demeanor and her teeth clattering, her words deliberate.
Originally, she had decided not to make a fuss about it for the sake of the bigger picture.
But Shisan had just reminded her again.
And that term "butt crack" that Li Qing used made her feel uncomfortable all over, especially where his nose had touched; it still felt very strange and ticklish, and rather uncomfortable.
Li Qing looked at Zi Ling with an innocent face, "Miss Zi Ling, all things considered, it seems like I’m the one at a loss, right? And, haven’t you not bathed for several days? You’re a bit hot-headed, and the urine smell is quite strong – I haven’t even mentioned it."
"You bastard, I’ll kill you!" Zi Ling became infuriated with embarrassment and swung her sword to strike.
Indeed, she hadn’t bathed for several days, but saying it out loud made it different.
For the past week or so, she and Shisan had been chasing down an escaped corpse in the northern mountains.
Having received a message from their master, they rushed here in a hurry, without a moment’s rest.
The mountains were dusty, and as they were constantly on the move casting spells, their clothes were soaked with sweat several times over; there was bound to be some odor.
Such a private matter was so brazenly revealed by Li Qing, and in the instant Zi Ling heard about it, only two thoughts were left in her heart: either kill Li Qing to completely cover it up, or kill herself,
because she simply couldn’t face anyone anymore.
This bastard, really can’t expect ivory to come out of a dog’s mouth—how could he just blurt out something like this.
Li Qing dodged Zi Ling’s attack with difficulty, the space was cramped, and it was hard to maneuver.
"You’re really hitting me!" he exclaimed in shock, "Keep this up, and do you believe I’ll even yell out the shape?"
"Bastard! It’s either you die today or I perish!" Zi Ling completely lost her composure.
She’d guarded her chastity for twenty-two years, and today, this scoundrel Li Qing had managed to discern the shape with his nose.
He had to die!
"How can you be so unreasonable, woman? You’re the one who pushed your butt crack against my face, not me touching it," Li Qing yelled as he dodged, "How come all the logic is yours to have? You’re the one taking advantage of me!"
Zi Ling’s face was cold as ice, her iron sword whipping up a dense curtain of blades that steadily shrank Li Qing’s dodging space.
"Hold back, if you keep going like this I’ll really start fighting back," said Li Qing, feeling the pressure.
Although what he said was indeed a bit vulgar, he wasn’t wrong in his previous statement.
It was indeed the heavily sweaty butt crack that had been pushed onto his face.
Zi Ling remained silent, her moves becoming even more fierce.
Li Qing’s evasions were becoming more strenuous, and with a grit of his teeth and a determination in his heart, he instantly activated Black Arrow.
If he didn’t teach this woman a lesson, she’d really start thinking she was invincible.
A barely audible sound of slicing through the air emerged as Black Arrow drew an elegant curve, halting at Zi Ling’s forehead.
"Stop moving, or you’ll really lose your life!" Li Qing said.
Zi Ling was startled by Black Arrow’s sudden appearance, but then a resolute look crossed her delicate face as she once again swung her precious sword at Li Qing.
Li Qing was shocked, "Come on, is it really necessary to make it a matter of life and death over something this trivial?"
Wearing a cold expression, Zi Ling ignored the threat of Black Arrow, her attacks becoming more ferocious once again.
Li Qing was astonished; this woman... was too fragile, taking such a trivial matter so seriously.
All because of his own loose tongue!
After narrowly dodging Zi Ling’s attack, Li Qing commanded Black Arrow to strike her wrist.
Worried about injuring her, Li Qing didn’t dare to use too much force and merely pricked her lightly to force her to lose strength and let go.
"Ah!"
Zi Ling cried out softly, her grip on the iron sword instantly loosening.
Seeing a chance, Li Qing immediately closed in, snatched the iron sword from her, and simultaneously twisted both of Zi Ling’s arms behind her back, subduing her.
"Stop going mad, we have serious matters to attend to!" Li Qing said solemnly, "I apologize to you, I was too crude with my words. Can’t help it, I’m just a peasant, and that’s how I’ve always talked. Miss, cool off, will you?"
Zi Ling’s face was as cold as ever, her teeth clenched as she said, "If you dare, kill me, or I swear I’ll kill you!"
"Was it really necessary, you? It was just a couple of sentences that I said!" Li Qing was really at a loss for words.
It was indeed his fault for being vulgar.
But that was hardly reason enough to get so violent.
"It was necessary!" Zi Ling shouted back fiercely, her brows furrowed and eyes steely.
Li Qing, now vexed by the whole ordeal, grabbed hold of Zi Ling’s hands, pinned her down over his legs, and smacked her plump and round buttocks hard with his palm, "Is it necessary now?"
