Chapter 792: Chapter 629: Escorting Brother Chun Home to Fulfill His Husbandly Duty Together
Internet cafe, first floor.
With Chun’s appearance, the atmosphere exploded, and Chun had already downed 3 cans of beer.
Oh well, let’s just say it’s to sleep well tonight and get ready for tomorrow’s four flowers showdown. After all, tomorrow, the smurf account will emerge, and he needs to preserve his energy, keep drinking...
Right at this moment, Great God had some new intel: "Brother Chun, come watch Baka’s live stream! Unbelievable!"
"That’s the same Baka who used poison to block us all night the day before yesterday!"
Chun, in a drunken daze, didn’t quite get it: "What’s so special?"
The brothers burst into laughter: "The Royal Family retreated, couldn’t poison a single hair, wasted all his potions!"
Chun was dumbfounded: "That’s it!?"
Great God laughed: "That’s it! It’s already in the top 10 hot searches, and it’s dubbed ’one against ten thousand’!"
Chun laughed foolishly, spurting a mouthful of beer!
A young man excitedly ran over: "Brother Chun, Brother Long from the Royal Family heard you’re here, and he’s sending a truckload of beer for you and all the brothers in the cafe!"
The cafe roared with excitement: "Brother Long’s so generous!" "Brother Chun! Down 3 more cans!"
Holy Shit!
Chun already felt tipsy: "I’m fine, just worried the boys will go crazy fighting for the toilet later..."
...
Top floor of the internet cafe.
Zhou Qing suddenly felt caught off guard by Brother Chun’s "emergence", firing up the street monitoring system, big data facial recognition, and mobile signal monitoring to maximum levels.
Soon, the surveillance cameras spotted a suspicious figure across the street.
"Persistent rogue!"
Zhou Qing sent this information to the security company. For such suspicious individuals, security couldn’t apprehend them, only guard against them. Then, once enough information was gathered, it was a different level of affair.
Zhou Qing stared at the surveillance of Chun on the first floor, pondering quietly. After returning home once, Chun’s now been out for nearly twenty days and hasn’t returned. Xiaoqin doesn’t seem to care? Is it alright for the kid not to see his dad for so long?
But these don’t seem to be the main issues...
Looking at Chun’s oily hair, Zhou Qing suddenly realized: Chun hadn’t showered or washed his hair in twenty days!
How embarrassing! Mainly because Chun really has been "closed off" in those twenty days, staying in the internet cafe was a norm too. The nephew bringing meals, he looked spruced up, never did quite realize...it’s a failure on the part of an older "Saintess" like me!
If Brother Chun can drink like this, he probably has leisure in the game, enough time to take a bath.
Also clearly being overwhelmed by the brothers’ constant toast, Zhou Qing immediately called the nephew: "Brother Chun shouldn’t drink more, take him to the garage fire exit, and ask him..."
The nephew instantly understood: "Got it!"
Watching from the surveillance, Chun, still tipsy, nodded repeatedly and followed along. Zhou Qing knew it’d work out.
Nope, Chun’s circled back! Not going?
Then he smiled wryly, turns out he urgently needed a bathroom break.
Zhou Qing immediately tore off his mask and did a quick change, but felt, going alone to fetch him at this hour didn’t seem appropriate? Plus...let’s go big for some fun!
He called out in the rich women besties chat: "Qiqi, Liang, Mimi, Lingling, let’s go out and have fun, my treat for massages and sauna."
"Midnight sauna?"
"No, we’re fighting monsters in-game!"
Zhou Qing chuckled: "Actually, I’m taking Brother Chun to wash up in a sauna, he hasn’t cleaned in twenty days."
Mimi exclaimed: "Twenty days? What guy can handle that? Must be bursting! Come, I’ll pamper Brother Chun, surely make him feel refreshed and amazing, so he won’t be groping the City Beauty in the game~~"
The sisters were shocked: "Sister Zhou, don’t take Mimi!"
Mimi got anxious: "I was just joking, I just want a look at Brother Chun!"
Zhou Qing said exasperatedly: "Brother Chun’s a married man, none of you should act crazy, okay?"
The sisters teased: "You’re the one wanting to act crazy, right?"
Zhou Qing got anxious: "Nonsense, I won’t treat you then!"
The sisters laughed: "You’re bringing us to your business anyway, and we’ll show up uninvited..."
...
At this moment, Chun had just returned from the toilet and sensed something was off.
He’d been in a happy haze, open to anything, did the young man say he’s taking me to a sauna?
The young man already came over to assist: "Brother Chun, this way."
Uh...well, since witnessing Lady Beelzebub’s performance it’s felt uncomfortable, the oily sheen broke through my defenses. Now both accounts are free, time to clean up, but...uh, but...what...
During this daze, they reached the garage, a black sedan pulled up, Zhou Qing dressed in black silk evening gown rolled down the window: "Brother Chun, get in!"
Chun instantly sobered halfway: "President Zhou!"
Zhou Qing laughed: "Help Brother Chun into the car! Sit in the back seat."
Seeing the young man helping him into the car, Chun felt unexpectedly at ease.
The young man, however, talked a lot to lighten the mood: "Um...boss why a Cadillac? Loses too much face."
Zhou Qing snorted: "What do you know, Cadillac CT6, the road tank!"
The young man murmured a response and stopped talking.
Chun was shaken inside, shielded against collisions, a midnight ride, what kind of treatment is this?
Zhou Qing laughed: "Brother Chun, drank too much? Let’s take a detour, you get some rest."
Holy Shit, a detour too!
Alright, with the alcohol hitting hard, Chun stopped thinking and leaned back to sleep...
Uncertain how long passed, Chun was sleepily helped out, surrounded by a waft of fragrance and cheerful voices: "Little nephew, make way, Brother Chun, I’ll take care~~"
Chun suddenly opened his eyes, finding himself supported by two unfamiliar short-skirted beautiful girls! Zhou Qing was there with two more beauties!
"Hello, I’m the long-missed Xuewei Qiqi!"
"Brother Chun, I’m your loving Xuewei Mimi!!"
"Brother Chun, I’m Lingling!"
"I~~am~~~Liang~~!"
Ah!! Chun was stunned and sobered up quite a bit!
Zhou Qing could only laugh and cry: "Enough, girls, aren’t you acting a bit too girly?"
The sisters stretched their throats and twisted: "We~~are~~forever~~18~~~years old~~"
Ah!!!
It was at this moment, Chun’s phone rang in his pants!
Zhou Qing seemed to sense it: "Everyone be quiet, let Brother Chun peacefully take the call!"
Chun took out his phone and saw, Xiaoqin!!!
For a moment, Chun felt paralyzed!
Last time, Zhou Qing took me to a sauna, a phone call then. Now, a late-night call... these days, no calls from her, so, my phone’s been GPS tracked by Xiaoqin? She’s actually the national security agent, right?
Chun silently dialed: "Xiaoqin?"
"Chun, I miss you, come home and pay the tax!"
Pu!
All the Xuewei sisters forced themselves to stifle their laughter!
Chun sweat nervously: "Now?"
"Yes, yes, immediately!! Fan is asleep."
The call ended.
Zhou Qing coughed: "Sisters play slowly, I’ll drive Brother Chun back to pay the tax!"
The sisters laughed: "Did you really think we came here to sauna, we came to see Brother Chun, let’s, luxury cars lined up, all send Brother Chun back to pay his taxes..."