Chapter 57: Chapter 57: You Want to Get Me Drunk_1
Qin Feng thought that even if Yu Keqing decided to halve his price, he could accept it.
But this woman started bargaining and went straight for a "toe-cut" reduction.
From ten million directly slashed to a mere hundred bucks, who bargains like that?
"Yu, although you are a regular customer of mine, you can’t haggle like this! Your offer not only lacks sincerity, it’s somewhat insulting to me. As a regular, I can give you up to 20% off at most. Don’t worry, the prescriptions I provide not only do no harm to the body, but also beautify and nourish the skin. When you want a man, just ask me for an antidote. Your feminine charm will be unleashed instantly. Then, any man will be mesmerized by you, unable to leave the bed for seven days and nights."
"Get lost!"
...
After a back-and-forth battle, although Qin Feng was cursed several times by Yu Keqing and hit repeatedly in the chest by her little fists, he finally succeeded.
He successfully took possession of the Ancient Ice Pine.
He also successfully got a check for one million from Yu Keqing.
The Ancient Ice Pine needed to be planted in the ground, so obviously Qin Feng couldn’t take it back to 36 Ciyun Street to plant. So he carried the thing back to No. 7 Rose Manor.
After surveying the area, he planted the Ancient Ice Pine in the backyard, right opposite Xue Xiaochan’s bedroom balcony.
Xue Xiaochan, with her Heaven Yin Physique, wouldn’t be harmed by the evil spirits attracted by the Ancient Ice Pine.
Just to be safe, after planting the Ancient Ice Pine, Qin Feng built a gourd formation with scattered stones to trap the evil spirits inside, allowing them only to enter but not exit.
According to Qin Feng’s plan, he intended to collect the evil spirits from this gourd formation every three days.
With everything set, Xue Xiaochan came back.
Seeing a new Luohan Pine in the backyard, she curiously asked Qin Feng.
"What are you thinking?"
"I’m not thinking anything crazy!"
"If you’re not crazy, then why did you bring this Luohan Pine here and plant it? If you wanted to plant it, you could have put it off to the side! Placing it in the middle of the garden, it looks so out of place."
"I like it. Is that a problem for you?"
"I can’t be bothered with you!"
"This isn’t a Luohan Pine, it’s called Ancient Ice Pine, a priceless treasure."
"Priceless treasure? I think you’re the real treasure!"
After remarking sarcastically, Xue Xiaochan swayed her slender waist and went back to her room.
Midnight.
Qin Feng, who was staying in the room next door to Xue Xiaochan’s, wasn’t asleep.
He was observing to see how effectively the recently planted Ancient Ice Pine was gathering evil spirits.
And whether there were any improvements to be made to the gourd formation he had set up.
Streams of evil spirits gathered towards the gourd formation like rivers flowing into the sea.
The effect wasn’t bad!
However, if this Ancient Ice Pine could be planted in Baidi Palace, the result would be even better.
Gazing at Baidi Palace atop Baidi Mountain across from him, Qin Feng’s eyes filled with longing.
If only he could take over Baidi Palace, perhaps in just a few decades, he could attain the status of Immortal Doctor.
Suddenly.
"Ah!"
A scream came from the next room.
Only wearing boxer shorts, Qin Feng hurried on his flip-flops and rushed over.
Xue Xiaochan, in her silk nightgown with hair all disheveled, was sitting on the bed.
As soon as Qin Feng arrived, she clung tightly to him.
"What’s wrong?"
"I had a nightmare."
"It’s okay, I’m here. If you’re scared, I can keep you company in bed."
"Get lost! Stop trying to take advantage of me! Don’t think I don’t know what you, you dog, are really thinking!"
Xue Xiaochan gently hit Qin Feng with a fist and then disgustingly pushed him away.
"After holding me and no longer being afraid, you just push me away? Isn’t this a bit too much of burning the bridge after crossing the river? Since you’re fine now, I’m going back to sleep!"
"Don’t go, I’m hungry."
"What does your hunger have to do with me not being allowed to leave? What, are you planning to eat human flesh?"
"Bastard, don’t be indecent with me!"
"How am I not proper? It’s you who’s thinking dirty, okay?"
"You... go make me something to eat."
"I haven’t enjoyed a single bit of a husband’s rights, yet I’m fulfilling a husband’s duties every day! I have to serve you even in the middle of the night, that calls for a service fee."
"Service fee?"
Xue Xiaochan picked up the wallet from the bedside, pulled out a few red bills, and gently slapped them onto Qin Feng’s chest.
"Is that enough?"
"What do you want to eat?"
"Anything, as long as it’s tasty."
Qin Feng opened the refrigerator and found a Silkie chicken inside.
Also, there was beer in the fridge.
In the middle of the night, it’s perfect for a barbecue.
Qin Feng fetched some firewood for the stove and started a bonfire in the courtyard.
Then he put the marinated Silkie chicken on the fire to roast.
Having taken a shower, Xue Xiaochan changed into a super-thin nightgown.
Although not see-through, it was a bit hazy.
Smelling the delicious aroma wafting from the yard, the gluttonous Xiaochan immediately ran out.
Seeing Qin Feng crouching there roasting chicken, she placed her hands on his shoulders, pressed her body against him tightly, and peeked her head out.
"How much longer until we can eat?"
"What’s the rush, you little gluttonous cat."
Qin Feng tore off a piece that was already cooked and stuffed it into Xiaochan’s mouth.
Xiaochan lightly chewed, and the fresh juices immediately exploded in her mouth, tantalizing her taste buds.
"It’s so delicious. How come the chicken you cook is so good?"
"So, would it be okay if I cook for you for a lifetime?"
"Uh... let me think about it."
"Still thinking? While you’re thinking, be careful that some other woman snatches me away. Don’t assume just because I’m in your pot right now, I’m yours. There are plenty of women who want to snatch me away."
"Let them snatch! I couldn’t care less!"
Although she said this, Xiaochan suddenly felt a little fear in her heart.
She was really scared this guy would be taken away by another woman.
Bang!
Qin Feng opened a can of cold beer.
"Want a sip?"
"Are you trying to get me drunk?"
"Last time, after drinking all night, I couldn’t even get you, Mr. Xue, drunk. Do you think these few cans of beer can? Besides, even if you get drunk, so what? I don’t dare to do anything to you. If I did, once you wake up, a single call to Song Sisi and that lady would come handcuff me right away, wouldn’t she?"
After taking the beer and having a big gulp, Xue Xiaochan boldly asked.
"Tell me the truth, have you ever thought about it?"
"Thought about what?"
"Stop playing dumb with me."
"Day and night."
"You shameless man!"
Qin Feng retorted, "What about you? Have you ever thought about it?"
"Buzz off!"
"I answered honestly, why can’t you be honest too?"
"You think I’m as dirty-minded as you? I haven’t thought about it at all!"
Xiaochan denied it.
She was denying it against her conscience.
With the wine warming her, Xiaochan felt a bit tipsy and suddenly asked very seriously.
"If one day, due to some coincidence, we end up having a relationship, and right after I vanish from your world, would you hate me?"
