Chapter 265: Chapter 265: Picking Up the Bride_1
Black Dragon God Monarch’s words stunned Qin Feng.
"We just met for the first time today! I don’t even recognize you, so how could you have been waiting for me for a thousand years?" he asked, looking at the fierce woman with ample jealousy.
"First time meeting? You heartless bastard, you dare say that it’s the first time you’ve seen me?" exclaimed the Black Dragon God Monarch.
As she grew angrier, she swung her arm and slapped Qin Feng’s face with another palm.
The first slap had caught him off guard, but Qin Feng would be stupid to just stand there and take the second one.
Before the fierce slap reached his handsome face, Qin Feng reached out and grabbed the woman’s wrist.
Seeing her right hand caught, the Black Dragon God Monarch swung over her left hand, but Qin Feng readily extended his other hand and restrained both her wrists.
Due to momentum, the Black Dragon God Monarch stumbled and fell directly towards Qin Feng.
Qin Feng, not standing firm, fell straight to the ground with the Black Dragon God Monarch on top of him.
Their mouths coincidentally met.
"Have you no shame? You dare to throw yourself on my husband?" Xue Xiaochan said furiously as she pulled the Black Dragon God Monarch off of him.
Then, with a murderous gleam in her eyes, she glared at Qin Feng and asked, "How does that feel?"
"Not bad," he replied.
"’Not bad’? Some other woman threw herself on you, and you say ’not bad’? I’ll kick you to death, you bastard!" Xue Xiaochan said, kicking Qin Feng in the butt, fuming with anger.
The encounter with the Black Dragon God Monarch had sparked certain memories in Qin Feng’s mind.
This Black Dragon God Monarch seemed to be one of the women associated with an ancient ancestor who had passed on a legacy to him.
Hence, Qin Feng hurriedly pulled the Black Dragon God Monarch to the side.
"Black Dragon God Monarch, hello. No, that’s not right, great-grandma, hello!"
"Great-grandma? You’re actually calling me great-grandma?"
"The skills I possess were passed down to me by a serendipitous encounter with an ancient ancestor of the Qin Family. He did say that he had been waiting for a thousand years and finally found me.
Therefore, your spouse must be that ancestor of mine, not me. So according to the family hierarchy, I should call you great-grandma."
Raising her eyebrows, the Black Dragon God Monarch asked, "So you’re saying you’re my good grandson?"
"Err... a thousand years have passed, and I’m not sure how many generations that makes. I don’t even know what to call you properly. If you wish to call me your good grandson, then let it be!"
"Fine, from now on you’re my good grandson. But as my grandson, you must listen to me!" said the Black Dragon God Monarch.
Of course, the Black Dragon God Monarch knew that Qin Feng wasn’t Qin XiaoBai, but it was true that Qin Feng bore a striking resemblance to him.
A thousand years ago, Qin XiaoBai had wronged the Black Dragon God Monarch.
A thousand years later, the Black Dragon God Monarch naturally wanted to take advantage of his descendant to avenge the betrayal from a millennium ago.
Initially, the Black Dragon God Monarch did not plan to kill Qin Feng—she just wanted to use him.
Otherwise, how could Qin Feng have managed to enter Reincarnation Village by merely urinating, breaking the barrier?
As the Black Dragon God Monarch could only stay in the Spirit Realm and not go to the Mortal Realm,
she needed Qin Feng, her dutiful grandson, to go to the Mortal Realm to do some things and complete some tasks for her.
Just then, the sound of drums and gongs suddenly came from outside.
A man was riding a giant silver tiger with a big red flower on his chest, leading a bridal procession and carrying a big wedding sedan chair.
He was Ji Wuque, the Valley Master of Valley of Thousand Poisons.
Eight hundred years ago, after accidentally glimpsing the Black Dragon God Monarch, he wanted to marry her.
The Black Dragon God Monarch, of course, declined.
Hence, every once in a while, Ji Wuque would ride his Silver Overlord, the giant silver tiger, with his bridal procession to the Black Dragon Hall to make a scene.
"Thud!"
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
The Silver Overlord’s size was even larger than that of an elephant, and its tiger paws were extraordinarily powerful.
With each stride, it approached step by step, its paws cracking the half-meter thick marble slabs laid on the ground.
Some paws caused a single crack, while others resulted in several.
Seeing Ji Wuque arrive, the Black Dragon God Monarch immediately grew somewhat flustered.
She said to Qin Feng, "Dear grandson, you’ve crippled my Black Dragon, and now I have no means left to deal with this troublemaker who has come.
So, in a moment you go up and drive Ji Wuque away for me. Cripple his Silver Overlord!"
"Yes, Great-Grandma!"
By this time, Ji Wuque, riding on the Silver Overlord, had thumped his way into the great hall.
"Aoow!"
The Silver Overlord let out a roar.
This tiger’s roar was so powerful that it made the entire hall shake violently.
Ji Wuque glanced at the Black Dragon lying paralyzed on the ground, tied up in several knots, and asked the Black Dragon God Monarch, "Wife, did someone bully you here because I wasn’t around?"
"I’m not your wife, now get out!" the Black Dragon God Monarch pointed toward the gate and commanded sharply, "The door is over there, get out immediately!"
"Get out? Speaking to your husband like this, it seems you really should properly learn about the ’Three Obediences and Four Virtues’! Today, I’ve even brought the bridal sedan chair; you are definitely coming back with me to the Valley of Thousand Poisons."
No sooner had Ji Wuque finished speaking than the Silver Overlord bit towards the Black Dragon on the ground, intending to bite its head off and kill it outright.
Qin Feng leapt up and delivered a flying kick towards the tiger head.
"Boom!"
With a muffled sound, the Silver Overlord was kicked and flipped over onto the ground.
Ji Wuque, who was riding on it, sprung up as the Silver Overlord fell, landing firmly on the ground.
The elegant Ji Wuque pointed at Qin Feng and asked, "Who is this?"
"He is my dear grandson," the Black Dragon God Monarch replied.
"Dear grandson? Which means, once I’ve married you, he’ll be my grandson too, right? Daring to hit your grandpa, this grandson needs a lesson!"
Ji Wuque looked towards the Silver Overlord, who had already risen from the ground and let out another roar.
"Aoow!"
"Stop that howling, help me give this grandson a good lesson!"
Qin Feng wore a look of frustration.
How had he unwarrantedly become a grandson?
Serving as grandson to the Black Dragon God Monarch was one thing, for she was his great progenitor’s old flame, and, besides, she was quite beautiful.
A thousand years had passed, yet not only had her beauty not faded in the slightest, but she also remained full of feminine charm.
The only problem was that she was somewhat fierce, suddenly giving one a big wallop out of nowhere.
The Black Dragon God Monarch had lived for a thousand years and surely knew many things; perhaps she even had a trove of treasures hidden here!
Calling her Great-Grandma and serving as her obedient grandson was no loss at all.
But this Ji Wuque, why would he deserve that?
At that moment, the Silver Overlord sprang forward, pouncing directly at Qin Feng.
Its colossal tiger paw swiped at Qin Feng’s face.
This paw, not only did it carry a weight of thousands, but its claws were like sharp, curved sabers, slashing straight at him.
