Creak, creak, creak.
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A toddler’s tricycle rolled into the dark dungeon.
Pedaling with enthusiasm, an oversized, ugly teddy bear appeared. It was part of the ‘Half-Made Bear’ series, a recent trend among kids.
With gleaming eyes and droopy eyebrows, the misshapen teddy bear creaked as it turned its head.
Soon after, a distorted mechanical voice came from inside the bear.
Shit. I’m not hallucinating because I’m about to die, am I?
Jang Yeonwoo, still lying on the dungeon floor, lazily rolled his eyes to stare at the teddy bear.
He knew exactly what this thing was.
It had been 10 years since the emergence of Awakened individuals alongside the System.
The number of Awakened had steadily increased, and it was now an era where the insane, gimmick-crazy individuals were rampant.
The attention seekers of attention seekers.
Some trolls, who were mages, wanted to engage in close combat, while others embraced their gimmicks, earning respect as useful concept-driven figures. This teddy bear was one of those.
Among hunters, it was known as "Fake Saw."
The nickname came from the resemblance to the Saw movie's villain, Jigsaw, who sends his puppet to deliver his messages. Similarly, Fake Saw used the ugly teddy bear to infiltrate dungeons and sell his self-made items directly to customers.
Despite its bizarre concept, it had gained a reputation among hunters for its low prices and surprisingly high-quality items that matched the madness.
Not getting a response from Jang Yeonwoo, Fake Saw tilted the teddy bear’s head.
"Is this funny to you? Huh?!"
Jang Yeonwoo, now getting angry, cursed while still lying down.
The truth was, he really was in a crisis.
It was a D-rank dungeon, and he thought he could handle it alone. That was his mistake.
The boss monster was easy to defeat, but the poison was the real problem.
As the boss made its last stand, it released poison into his wound. Now, even though he cleared the dungeon, he was paralyzed, unable to move and waiting to be found by the Bureau.
And that’s when Fake Saw showed up.
Regardless of the circumstances, the bear, confirming that Jang Yeonwoo was still alive, recited its usual sales pitch.
As soon as the spiel ended, the teddy bear’s soft paw unzipped its belly. It rummaged through its cotton stuffing and pulled out two syrup bottles, the kind kids might drink.
"......!"
An Instant Antidote could only be made by hunters of B-rank or higher.
Just as the rumors said—its skill matched its madness. How is this even possible?
For a hunter—especially one in a life-or-death situation due to poison—this was a miracle performance!
There was no way he could resist opening his wallet.
"How much...?"
Clenching his teeth, Jang Yeonwoo asked, and Fake Saw immediately responded.
Jang Yeonwoo's face contorted at the ridiculous price difference.
"What’s the difference?"
The teddy bear tilted its head, as if to say, How could you not know?
The droopy eyebrows made Jang Yeonwoo even angrier.
Jang Yeonwoo briefly thought about how much of a failure his life felt.
No, wait—still, it’s cheaper than other options.
If he were to rely on the Bureau, it would certainly cost far more than these prices.
"Give me your account number!"
Onion Pay was a currency used in Onion Market, an anonymous marketplace for second-hand goods.
Because of its tax-free nature, it was often used for underground transactions, and tax evasion or criminal activities were common.
"If I report you for tax evasion—"
The tricycle began to turn.
"Fine! Alright!! Give me the bitter one!"
Fake Saw handed over a contract. He opened the pen cap with his mouth, spat it out, and signed the paper with the pen in his mouth.
After receiving the signed contract, Fake Saw stuffed it into his belly.
With that, the toddler tricycle turned and began heading back toward the dungeon exit.
Creak, creak, creak.
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<Photo of a syrup bottle resting on a palm>
Business is booming.
Bought the Bitter-Spit flavor.
[Comments]
How much?
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- HunterEunjaeMom: Our guild members love it~~~^^ Thumbs up! Five stars for you~~~
When EunjaeMom pressed the “like” button on the Onion Market review, a popup appeared showing that Onion Pay points had been credited.
[50 OP credited!]
"Not bad. That’s adding up."
Hanguru, checking his Onion Pay balance, smiled in satisfaction.
Just then—
“Guru, didn’t your teacher say you shouldn’t use your phone during class?”
The teacher of the Chick Class looked down at Hanguru.
“I did it...”
Guru quickly stuffed his kids' phone into his small character bag. He’d send out the Muscle Candy reward later.
“Alright, everyone, look here. Let’s sing along again~ Together~”
The kids started singing in unison.
Guru sat up straight and sang along.
His favorite song—the Fancy Tomato Song.
🎵 "I wanna be ketchup~ I wanna dance around~ Fancy Tomato~" 🎵
No matter how many people speculated about Fake Saw’s identity, no one ever found out.
And there was a simple reason for that.
The mad genius craftsman hunter, Fake Saw...
...was a four-year-old kindergarten student.
Hanguru, age 4, attending Saebom Kindergarten’s Chick Class, was an S-rank crafter.