Chapter 1652: Surprisingly Fragrant
"Pfft!"
Liu Donglin spat out another mouthful of blood on the spot.
This time, he had truly lost every shred of face he had left.
Meanwhile, the disciples of Dongling Immortal Pool were all secretly thrilled.
Now this was what it meant to finally vent their anger!
Refreshing!
Fucking refreshing!
"Sigh!"
Wang Qian shook his head and slowly stepped out from the pavilion.
"This junior brother, although Junior Brother Liu struck heavily earlier, he at least compensated with medicinal pills. How about this? Let both sides take a step back. Give us some of the medicine you used to heal Senior Brother Helian earlier, and we'll end the matter here."
"Exactly!"
Yuan Huaji clenched his fists and growled fiercely,
"You injured him, so you're responsible!"
The medicinal pill Ling Feng had given Helian Xiao earlier restored him almost instantly. If they could get some for Liu Donglin, at the very least it would not affect his participation in the Sunset Heaven Selection.
Even Yue Huaqing lightly bit her lip and glanced at Ling Feng.
Though she said nothing, there was a faint trace of pleading in her eyes.
Ling Feng shrugged and silently took out a porcelain bottle from his robes.
"There are no medicinal pills left, but I still have a tiny bit of spirit liquid."
As soon as Ling Feng opened the bottle stopper, everyone's eyes froze.
Then, one by one, their gazes turned green with greed.
Wang Qian's pupils shrank violently as he cried out in shock,
"Th... this fragrance... could it be the legendary Heaven-Incinerating Dragon Flame Essence?"
Instantly, even Ye Changge's expression changed drastically.
Heaven-Incinerating Dragon Flame Essence!
A sacred healing treasure of this level was actually in Ling Feng's possession.
And he even had an entire bottle!
Everyone sucked in cold breaths.
Just who exactly was this guy?
Although there was clearly only a single final drop left inside the porcelain bottle, the rich fragrance still made people instinctively salivate.
Even a single drop was enough to make countless people covet it desperately.
With that drop of Heaven-Incinerating Dragon Flame Essence, Liu Donglin's injuries naturally would not be a problem.
"Hehe, Liu Donglin, this is your reward. Eat slowly. Don't choke."
Ling Feng flicked his finger and tossed the porcelain bottle out casually.
However, he deliberately threw it slightly off to the side.
Halfway through the air, the bottle suddenly dropped directly into a pile of animal dung with a crisp smack.
As if cursed by fate itself, the porcelain bottle even cracked open.
Then that incomparably precious drop of Heaven-Incinerating Dragon Flame Essence seeped right into the pile of dung before everyone's eyes.
"Huh? Why is there a pile of animal dung here?"
Ling Feng wore a completely innocent expression, as though the entire situation had absolutely nothing to do with him.
The entire audience turned to stone.
Why was there animal dung here?
"Damn it! Which bastard brought a spirit pet here?!"
Yuan Huaji nearly exploded from rage.
A perfectly good drop of life-saving spirit liquid had fallen into dung and ended up nourishing a pile of shit instead!
This was absolutely the luckiest pile of dung in the world!
Wait, now was not the time to discuss whether the dung was lucky or not!
Yuan Huaji furiously looked around and soon spotted a majestic demonic horse over six feet tall leisurely grazing nearby.
"Damn it, whose beast is this?!"
"S... Senior Brother..."
A disciple from Yunluo Sacred Land trembled as he answered,
"Senior Brother Yuan... that seems to be Senior Brother Wang's Blazing Blood Dragon Colt..."
Wang Qian's face darkened instantly as he coldly glared at Yuan Huaji.
"That's my mount. Do you have a problem with that?"
"Hehe..."
Yuan Huaji shuddered and hurriedly shrank back.
"N... no, of course not."
Wang Qian took a deep breath.
Normally, his Blazing Blood Dragon Colt should not have been randomly shitting everywhere.
But now...
Well.
The Heaven-Incinerating Dragon Flame Essence had fallen straight into horse dung.
Clenching his fists, Wang Qian turned toward Ling Feng and sighed helplessly.
"That... Junior Brother Ling, how about taking out another drop?"
"The hell?!"
Ling Feng instantly blew up.
"Are you blind? That bottle only had the last drop left! You failed to catch it, and now you expect me to take out another one? Do you think Heaven-Incinerating Dragon Flame Essence is some common roadside junk?"
"Th... this..."
Wang Qian stood there dumbfounded after getting scolded.
That was true.
A single drop of Heaven-Incinerating Dragon Flame Essence was already an unbelievable treasure. Where would they even find a second drop?
Within the crowd, Fairy Qingping, Chu Tiange, and several others desperately held back their laughter.
They all knew Ling Feng's Heaven-Incinerating Dragon Flame Essence was measured by the bottle. He had already handed out more than ten bottles before. How could he possibly be out?
This fellow was obviously messing with Liu Donglin on purpose.
Even the Heaven-Incinerating Dragon Flame Essence falling into horse dung had probably been part of Ling Feng's calculations from the very beginning.
Otherwise, how could the porcelain bottle have shattered exactly on top of the dung?
There was no such thing as horse dung that hard.
Naturally, the people of Yunluo Sacred Land were not idiots.
But even if they realized the truth, what could they do?
Expose Ling Feng?
That would bring absolutely no benefit to Yunluo Sacred Land.
"You're playing with me!"
Liu Donglin was so furious his soul nearly left his body.
He had never encountered someone this vicious before.
This bastard was trying to torment him to death!
"Pwah!"
Another mouthful of blood sprayed from his mouth.
Ling Feng was genuinely on the verge of angering him to death.
"Ahem!"
Ling Feng coughed twice and deliberately put on a serious expression.
"Senior Brother Wang, right? Actually, spirit liquids like Heaven-Incinerating Dragon Flame Essence retain their medicinal effects even after falling into horse dung. Why not try eating it together with the dung?"
"In your dreams! I won't eat it! I'd rather die!"
Liu Donglin glared furiously at Ling Feng.
This devil had beaten him, humiliated him, and now he even wanted to trick him into eating shit!
He, Liu Donglin, was a proud genius with a glorious reputation.
Eat shit?
No fucking way!
"If you don't want to eat it, then don't. I'm not losing anything anyway. I was merely offering a practical suggestion."
Ling Feng shrugged casually and even dug at his ear while speaking with a roguish expression.
"In the eyes of alchemists, demonic beast dung is considered medicinal material to begin with. Yunluo Sacred Land claims to have the greatest alchemists in the Dongling Region, but your standards don't seem all that impressive."
"Th... this..."
Wang Qian clenched his fists.
Technically speaking, demonic beast dung could indeed be used medicinally under certain circumstances.
But...
This pile was a little too fresh!
Still, seeing Liu Donglin vomiting blood nonstop, Wang Qian knew they could not delay further. Forget the Sunset Heaven Selection, if this continued, Liu Donglin's cultivation future might be permanently ruined.
There was no more time to hesitate.
"Go! Pick up the horse dung!"
Wang Qian ordered through gritted teeth.
"Ah? We're really... really feeding Junior Brother Liu shit?"
The Great Emperor disciple froze for a moment.
But seeing Wang Qian's ashen face, he dared not hesitate any longer. Enduring the nausea, he picked up the horse dung soaked with Heaven-Incinerating Dragon Flame Essence.
Oddly enough...
Horse dung soaked in Heaven-Incinerating Dragon Flame Essence...
Actually smelled pretty good.
But no matter how fragrant it was, it was still horse shit!
Wang Qian clenched his fists and walked toward Liu Donglin.
"Junior Brother Liu, this is for your own good. For the sect, and for your own future, endure it."
Liu Donglin immediately struggled violently.
As the horse dung approached his mouth, he roared angrily,
"I won't eat it! I'd rather die than eat it!"
What kind of joke was this?
He, Liu Donglin, eating shit?
Who did they think he was?
But the moment he shouted those words, Wang Qian directly grabbed his jaw and forced his mouth open.
"Hurry up and stuff it in!"
"Ah? Y... yes!"
The Yunluo Sacred Land disciple trembled slightly beneath Liu Donglin's murderous glare.
That expression looked like he wanted to bite him to death on the spot.
But after weighing both sides carefully, he still feared Wang Qian more.
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