Surviving in the Beast World with a System

Chapter 99: Chapter 99: Yuan Lang Can’t Perform?

Seeing that Grandma Hua Shu seemed to have something to say to Yuan Lang, Wu Yue tactfully took the basket from his back and said with a light laugh, "Grandma Hua Shu, I’ll go on ahead."

Grandma Hua Shu nodded with a brilliant smile. "You must be tired. Go get some rest."

Completely showered with Grandma Hua Shu’s sudden affection, a flattered and surprised Wu Yue scurried away on her slender legs toward the Collection Team’s resting area.

Meanwhile, seeing the strange look in his Amu’s eyes, Yuan Lang instinctively took a step back. "Did something happen?" he asked warily. "Why are you looking at me like that?"

’What’s with the pity in her eyes?’

’I’m tall, imposing, brilliant, and martial. Is there anything about me that deserves pity?’

Grandma Hua Shu extended a finger and poked her kiddo’s muscular forearm. "Kiddo, you tell Amu, is it that... you can’t perform?"

Yuan Lang stared at the female before him, who looked to be only in her thirties, and scratched his ear in disbelief. "You said what?"

The Beastman’s handsome face crumpled. ’What my "convenient" Amu just said... it can’t possibly mean what I think it means, right...?’

Grandma Hua Shu patted him impatiently. "You kiddo, how did you not inherit any of your Amu’s brilliant intellect? You can’t even understand something this simple?"

The corner of Yuan Lang’s mouth twitched wildly as he looked down at this "convenient" Amu of his, who only came up to his chest...

’You must have some kind of misunderstanding about yourself, don’t you?’

’Didn’t I bring my brilliant intellect with me from my past life?’

Grandma Hua Shu leaned closer to Yuan Lang again. "Didn’t you just go off to mate with Yue? That was... a little quick..."

With that, her suggestive gaze drifted down to a certain... unspeakable part of him.

Yuan Lang’s face instantly darkened...

’What the fuck... Holy shit... I....’

At that moment, he felt no words could possibly describe what he was feeling.

’I can’t perform? I’m too quick?’

’I...’

He gritted his teeth, staring at this newfound mother of his. The taro in his hand was practically begging to be thrown. Closing his eyes, he took a deep breath and muttered to himself, "Just endure it. Endure it. She’s my mother now..."

Grandma Hua Shu’s eyes filled with sorrow as she looked at her kiddo. "Kiddo, don’t be sad. It can’t be helped. When we get back, let’s take some prey and go see the witch. This is a serious matter."

Just as Yuan Lang was about to speak, familiar voices came from behind him.

"That’s right, Yuan Lang! This is a serious matter. You should really go see the witch."

"If you don’t have enough food, I can lend you some. You can just pay me back later."

"You can’t just ignore it! No female wants a male who’s too quick."

"That’s right! Don’t worry, we’ll all keep it a secret for you."

Staring at the sea of eavesdropping Beastmen behind him, Yuan Lang grinned ferociously. "I think it’d be a better guarantee of your silence if I just bashed all of your heads to smithereens."

The moment the words left his mouth, he wanted to slap himself. ’Didn’t saying that just indirectly admit I’m both too quick and can’t perform?’

’Am I a complete idiot?’

The crowd of Beastmen scattered in an instant.

Grandma Hua Shu patted her kiddo’s arm, sighed, and walked away.

Just then, Teng Qian and Teng Kun walked over, looking at their General with grave expressions.

"General, what’s wrong with this body...?" Teng Kun began. "Why don’t you just get a new one?"

Teng Qian kicked him. "Watch your damn mouth! If the General kicks the bucket this time, there’s no guarantee he can even come back."

Yuan Lang: "..."

’Damn it, is there not a single person here who wishes me well?’