Chapter 143: Chapter 142: This Man is a Bit of a Dog (4)
"No, there are too many people..."
Ning Ruoxi pouted.
"Then let’s just go home, shall we?"
Ye Ling shrugged and pretended to walk toward the checkout counter.
"Hey..."
Ning Ruoxi stomped her foot in a fit of pique and grabbed Ye Ling. After glancing around to make sure no one was watching, she stood on her tiptoes and gave him a quick peck on the cheek, like a little chick pecking at rice.
"There, happy now?"
Ning Ruoxi puffed out her cheeks, her big eyes wide as she glared at the bad boy in front of her.
"Happy. Very happy."
A satisfied, brilliant smile spread across Ye Ling’s face. He turned and took Ning Ruoxi’s hand, pulling the girl toward the second floor.
Once on the second floor, Ye Ling grabbed a shopping cart and began pushing it as he browsed the supermarket with Ning Ruoxi.
As soon as Ning Ruoxi entered the snack aisle, her eyes lit up.
"Ooh, potato chips! I want them!"
"Jell-O! I want that too!"
"And Oreos!"
"Yogurt!"
...
Ning Ruoxi seemed to transform into a little hamster, constantly grabbing snacks from the shelves and tossing them into the shopping cart.
Ye Ling pushed the cart, following behind Ning Ruoxi with a mischievous grin. Every time the girl grabbed a bag of snacks, he would pick it up and put it right back on the shelf.
After she had nearly cleared an entire row of snacks, Ning Ruoxi sensed something was wrong. She turned around, and her eyes widened at the sight of the empty shopping cart.
"Stinky!"
Ning Ruoxi glared at Ye Ling, her beautiful eyes wide with feigned anger.
"It’s all junk food. You should eat less of it. It’ll make you fat."
Ye Ling said with a look of pure concern.
"So you’re saying you’d mind if I got fat?"
Ning Ruoxi immediately pouted, her face a mask of displeasure.
’This guy! He promised he’d buy me snacks if I just gave him a kiss, but now he’s putting them back as fast as I can grab them?’
’He’s so mean!’
"One more kiss, and I’ll buy all of this. On the lips this time."
At this moment, Ye Ling fully embodied his title as the king of perverts, leaning his face in close to Ning Ruoxi’s.
"You!"
Ning Ruoxi’s delicate brows furrowed. Her small hand suddenly shot out, landing with practiced ease on the flesh of Ye Ling’s waist before twisting ninety degrees.
"HISSS..."
Ye Ling flinched and quickly slapped the girl’s hand away.
"Do you still dare to bully me?"
Ning Ruoxi glared at Ye Ling, fuming.
’This stinky guy, you give him an inch and he takes a mile!’
’Does he not understand his place in this family!?’
"Ow."
Ye Ling mimicked Ning Ruoxi, pouting with an aggrieved expression.
"Hmph!"
Ning Ruoxi was already used to this drama king. Ignoring him, she started pushing the little cart herself to go pick out snacks.
Seeing the girl instantly lose all interest in him, Ye Ling couldn’t help but grind his teeth in frustration.
’Am I really less appealing than this junk food?’
The more Ye Ling thought about it, the angrier he got. Suddenly, his eyes darted, and a mischievous grin appeared on his lips. While she was busy picking out snacks, he stealthily hid behind a shelf.
"Potato chips!"
"Cola!"
"Oreos!"
"Hehe!"
...
Ning Ruoxi picked out her snacks, her big eyes filled with excitement, completely forgetting about her own boyfriend.
Finally, when she was more or less done and the cart was piled high with all sorts of snacks, she realized Ye Ling seemed to be gone.
"Huh? Stinky?"
Ning Ruoxi looked up but found no one around. She froze for a second.
"Stinky!"
Ning Ruoxi called out again, a hint of panic finally creeping into her expression.
Ye Ling hid behind the shelf, a mischievous grin spreading across his face as he watched the little brat grow anxious and start to look for him.
’Stupid girl, that’s what you get for being fierce with me earlier!’
’Serves you right, doesn’t it?’
And Ning Ruoxi was indeed starting to panic. As she searched, she muttered to herself, "Jeez, it’s just a kiss. Just come out already... I’ll give you a kiss, okay?"
Just then, Ning Ruoxi happened to walk down the aisle where Ye Ling was hiding, and he naturally overheard her muttering.
SWISH!
A large hand shot out from the shadows and pulled Ning Ruoxi over.
"Ah!"
Ning Ruoxi yelped in surprise and subconsciously started to struggle.
"Did you mean what you just said?"
The next moment, an incredibly familiar voice sounded by her ear.
"You bad guy! Did you scare me on purpose?"
Ning Ruoxi looked up and saw Ye Ling’s mischievous grin, a flash of anger appearing in her eyes.
’AHHHHHH!’
’Was this useless boyfriend sent by the heavens just to torture me?’
’He’s just too evil!’
"Scaring you was an accident. But wanting to kiss you... I’ll admit to that."
With that, Ye Ling ignored the girl’s angry expression, held her small head, and kissed her.
"Mmph, mmph..."
Ning Ruoxi’s mouth was suddenly covered by Ye Ling’s, and her eyes shot wide open.
’This is a public place! What if someone sees us?’
At the thought, Ning Ruoxi’s face flushed a shy red. She tried to push Ye Ling away, but his arms held her tightly in his embrace.
How could her strength possibly compare to Ye Ling’s?
What’s more, feeling the warmth of his breath, Ning Ruoxi felt all the strength drain from her body.
"Still dare to pinch me whenever you feel like it?"
Seeing the little thing was starting to get into it, Ye Ling took a step back and said with a sly grin.
Ning Ruoxi couldn’t help but secretly clench her small fists. She really, really wanted to punch this guy!
’He’s such a jerk!’
"Hmph! I’m not talking to you anymore."
Ning Ruoxi stomped her foot and turned her head away, ignoring Ye Ling.
"Is that so? Then should I take all these snacks and give them to Luo Yue?"
Seeing this, Ye Ling wasn’t fazed. He simply started pushing the little cart that was behind Ning Ruoxi toward the checkout.
Ning Ruoxi was once again dumbfounded.
’Isn’t this the part where he’s supposed to coax me?’
’Why is he just leaving!?’
And besides, ’I was the one who picked out all these snacks, so why should they go to that Luo Yue girl!?’
"No, those are mine!"
Ning Ruoxi immediately rushed in front of Ye Ling and threw herself onto the shopping cart. She turned her little head to look at him and said, her cheeks puffed out angrily.
"Mhm, they’re yours."
Ye Ling leaned down slightly and pecked her pouted lips, saying with a smile.
"!!!"
Ning Ruoxi’s eyes instantly went wide.
"Let’s go. We’re going home."
But Ye Ling just kept smiling, as if he hadn’t noticed Ning Ruoxi’s mood at all. With one hand pushing the cart and the other holding her hand, he headed for the supermarket checkout.
Being led by the hand, Ning Ruoxi couldn’t help but feel a little helpless.
’This man is such a dog!’
’I’m still supposed to be angry, right?’
’But after that kiss, I’m somehow not angry anymore.’
’Hmph!’
’Oh, whatever. I’ll let this stinky guy off the hook for now. Who told me to be such a kind, cute, charming, and generous little treasure, anyway?’
Ning Ruoxi pouted, but let Ye Ling continue to lead her by the hand.