Chapter 961: Chapter 934: Someone Is Pregnant
Faced with Qian’s sudden driving, Yu Minglang didn’t dare to vent his anger on her and sneakily targeted the bystanders like Daffodil instead.
"No worries, our chatterbox is truly a sturdy and resilient one! He even has to get insurance when he plays golf!" When it comes to making fun of people, Xiaoqiang never loses.
"Why would you need insurance?" Bai Jin asked Qiuqiu, who studied sports.
Completely unnoticed, this time it was Daffodil’s turn to blush.
Qiuqiu was just too innocent, or perhaps too guileless, completely oblivious to the strange atmosphere, and he even started explaining.
"Golf insurance is a particularly fun type of policy. While most insurances play a compensatory role in unfortunate events, only in golf is there a type of insurance for something positive, and this kind is called—"
"Hole-in-one—insurance!"
Returning with her juice, Qian made this simple phrase sound like a dramatic recital with very subtle pauses.
Those who understood felt awkward, those who didn’t remained naïve.
"Isn’t a hole-in-one a good thing? Why buy insurance for it?" Bai Jin honestly didn’t understand, while the chatterbox was already dragging his blushing wife away from the situation.
After going back, he would need to enhance his education. Of all people, why provoke Xiaoqiang? In front of Qian, he’s like a harmless big dog, but to others, he definitely bares his teeth!
Moreover, this couple has a unique trait. Don’t be fooled by Qian’s constant teasing of Xiaoqiang; that’s a sign of her affection. But if anyone dares to joke about Xiaoqiang, that’s definitely unacceptable. Qian won’t show any mercy.
Poor Daffodil just showed off a bit and got dealt with by the couple together.
"It’s a common international practice. When someone scores a hole-in-one, they have to treat everyone present to drinks. You could see it as a humble way to express success or as a means to boost liquor sales. In any case, it’s worth celebrating—a special event, especially for someone like our chatterbox who’s inexperienced yet made a hole-in-one. Tsk tsk, it’s time to treat."
The already fleeing Daffodil stumbled, and the chatterbox hurriedly supported her. While others might not understand Qian’s words, the couple certainly did.
Daffodil came here, and Qian immediately noticed something different about her.
The baby-doll dress she wore looked strikingly similar to what freshmen typically wear now?
Of course, this is also known by its academic name, the radiation protection suit. Although its effectiveness has always been debated in later years and not many wore it at this stage, wearing it meant this woman was now officially pregnant.
"Indeed it’s a definite hole-in-one. Just imagine, among us, this guy had the least dating experience, yet he’s become a dad before me." Xiaoqiang arrogantly ignored his self-proclaimed virginity from the previous day and spoke enviously.
"Alright! I concede to you two. I’ll treat you to drinks, okay?" The chatterbox feared they’d continue, and his wife would be too embarrassed, so he quickly surrendered with a pleading gesture.
Qian and Xiaoqiang celebrated with a clap—successfully fleeced the lamb~
"Young man, keep it up, aim for that little snug fit, and make a hole-in-one soon!" Xiaoqiang patted Fugui’s shoulder. Fugui, still wheelchair-bound, was said to be able to stand up already but stayed seated an extra day to conserve energy for the day after tomorrow’s wedding.
While playing, Liumei’s hand shook, almost flinging her club away. She finally understood. Oh my, these people are just too wicked!
The impure folks went to the pavilion to drink and fleece the chatterbox, while the remaining Bai Jin was still as confused as a monk two inches short.
"What’s going on here..." Bai Jin was still in a daze.
The now somewhat aware Qiuqiu felt super embarrassed and feared she’d cling to this topic, so he quickly changed the subject.
"Baihe, I think your swinging stance isn’t right. Come, let me demonstrate. You need to do it like this..."
Yu Minglang was over there drinking and chatting with the chatterbox. Qian and Daffodil had no interest in the men’s conversations about fighting and battles. They sat far away with their juice, watching Qiuqiu teach Baihe golf. Initially, it was Qiuqiu demonstrating while Baihe learned, but eventually, Qiuqiu was holding Baihe by the waist, looking from Qian’s angle, as if they were holding each other.
With Qiuqiu’s white golf attire paired with Bai Jin’s pink ensemble, they both matched well in height and aura. Despite Bai Jin’s poor athletic skills, she hadn’t figured out the right swing after several attempts. Qiuqiu patiently guided—or perhaps took advantage?
Anyway, that side seemed harmonious and joyful. Qian watched with a smile for a while. The golf course environment was very relaxing, even if there were many troubles in mind. Sitting there with the greenery and breathing fresh air, one felt better, especially since she was now a bride-to-be, making her even more relaxed.
After watching for a moment, she turned to look at Daffodil beside her and pointed at her belly, "How many months?"
"Not even a month yet. My body reacted early. One day I felt dizzy, so Dexi took me for a blood test, and surprisingly, I’m expecting. I originally didn’t want to wear this stuff so early, it feels a bit over the top." Daffodil pointed at the radiation suit on her, feeling it was too hot.
"Take it off. There’s no radiation source here. Wearing it hinders sunlight exposure, and some sunbathing is good for pregnant women. Just avoid radiation sources when necessary; this thing is mostly psychological."
Hearing Qian’s suggestion, Daffodil felt relieved and took off the stuffy garment. It was too hot, all because the chatterbox was too meticulous.
Over there, the chatterbox was chatting about work with Yu Minglang. When he looked up and saw Daffodil taking off her radiation suit, he wanted to go over, but Yu Minglang held him back.
"My wife said that wearing that outside makes you a fool."
Even while chatting with his buddy, his eyes never left his wife.
The chatterbox knew Yu Minglang could read lips, but he still looked at him suspiciously, "Your wife would call my wife a fool? Did you just add your own flair?"
Even the chatterbox knew Qian was someone who insulted without using curse words and was skilled at psychological attacks. This style was clearly Yu Minglang’s way of making fun.
"That’s basically what it means. Chatterbox, you’re being overly cautious this time." Not even a month in, and he armed Daffodil like it was time to give birth.
Mentioning this, even the usually gentle chatterbox’s face couldn’t help but show a trace of joy and pride.
"Can a hole-in-one be handled without care? My wife is pregnant for the first time, we have to be cautious. You and Qian are getting married too, but your kid will definitely be younger than ours. I’ll tell ours to take care of the younger ones in the future and not bully them."
So damn arrogant!
Xiaoqiang glanced at his drink, suddenly feeling he’d gotten it cheap, waving to the staff, "What’s your most expensive foreign wine here? Bring me two more bottles! Charge it all to this guy!"
The chatterbox hurriedly stopped him, apologizing, "My bad, I won’t show off with you anymore, alright?"
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