QT: I hijacked a harem system and now I'm ruining every plot(GL)

QT: I hijacked a harem system and now I'm ruining every plot(GL)

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    SUMMARY

    At the Edge of the Void…

    A soft blue light hums, pulsing with energy, its robotic voice ringing with purpose.

    > “Do you accept me, System 0404, the Harem-Building System?”

    A young man in his twenties, eyes shining with excitement, eagerly responds:

    > “YES!”

    The blue light flares—

    The universe shifts—

    The binding process begins—

    DING!

    > [System Successfully Bound to…]

    …Daphne Han?

    ???

    ???

    ***

    System: “If you’re going to RUIN the harem-building mission, I’m not helping you!”

    Daphne: “Okay, I’ll just win without you.”

    System: “…Wait, what?”

    ***

    World one:

    Male Lead: “Why are my offers disappearing?!”

    Daphne: “Oh? Maybe you just weren’t talented enough.”

    System: “YOU CAN’T JUST DELETE THE PROTAGONIST!”

    Actress #1: “Wait, I actually love acting, not this forced romance subplot?”

    Actress #2: “Oh wow, working under Daphne is way better than chasing ML’s validation.”

    Male Lead: “WHERE DID MY HAREM GO?!”

    System: “DON'T RUIN THE PLOT!”

    Villainess: “What do you want in return for everything?”

    Daphne: “You.”

    System: “NOOOO, SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE HIS FINAL LOVE INTEREST!”

    World two:

    Emperor: “You were supposed to compete for my favor!”

    Daphne: “Nah. I’m the one with favor now.”

    Heroine: “Can I join your court instead?”

    System: “THAT'S NOT HOW HAREM DRAMAS WORK!”

    ***

    CEO: “I was supposed to be her fate!”

    Demon Lord: “SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO REDEEM ME!”

    Imperial Prince: “What do you MEAN she’s not interested in me anymore?!”

    System: “THIS IS NOT HOW THESE STORIES WORK.”

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