Peerless Bodyguard of a Stunning Beauty

Chapter 731: Chapter 692: The Primitive Beauty Woman

When Zhao Rong and his companions heard the Avatars’ conversation, they instantly gnashed their teeth in hatred. At Brother Zhao Rong’s command, they all threw their handheld mini-atomic bombs toward the five Avatar warriors in the sky. The five soaring Avatar warriors were caught completely off guard. In an instant, the portable atomic bombs thrown by Zhao Rong’s group of five blew them to powder.

Seeing that they had successfully taken out the five patrolling Avatar warriors, Zhao Rong clenched his fists. "Yeah!" he yelled triumphantly. "I never expected killing those evil Avatars would feel so exhilarating!"

Lili watched the mushroom cloud rise into the sky, feeling a surge of vindictive pleasure. "You Avatars may be ruthless," she said, "but we humans are even more so."

When the beautiful Yu Lan saw their group of five had perfectly eliminated the Avatars under Brother Zhao Rong’s command, she exclaimed excitedly, "Brother Zhao Rong, as long as you’re leading us, it doesn’t matter how powerful our enemies are! Even Avatars from another planet, we can still defeat them and wipe them out to the last man!"

Xue Lianmei also clapped excitedly. "What a blast! A perfect hit! Absolutely spectacular!"

The members of the Primitive Tribe had not believed Zhao Rong’s group could eliminate the Avatars. Now, seeing the five of them so effortlessly vanquish the very foes they could never hope to overcome, they immediately approached. Staring with awe, one said, "You human youths are truly amazing. It’s our tribe’s greatest fortune to have met you."

A young woman from the tribe stepped forward, gazing at Zhao Rong with infatuation. "Sir, what is your name? By the laws of our Primitive Tribe, any man who defeats an Avatar can choose any woman from our tribe to sleep with."

Hearing about such a benefit, Zhao Rong thought to himself, Well, since they’re offering such a great perk, why shouldn’t I enjoy it? However, before he could finish his thought, his eyes scanned the tribal woman from head to toe. He noticed her dark, coarse skin, her unbrushed teeth, her long body hair, her bare feet, and the fleas hopping in her hair. He immediately took a step back and said modestly, "Miss, I’m terribly sorry, but I appreciate the sentiment. However, I’ve been suffering from some... performance issues lately. I’m really not in any condition to spend the night with one of your beautiful women. I’m afraid that if I did, you’d look down on me and think I lacked the ability to satisfy a woman of the Primitive Tribe."

But no matter what Zhao Rong said, the tribal woman stubbornly clung to his arm, insisting on sharing his bed that night. She even told him that this was a custom of their tribe; if he didn’t comply, he would be breaking a major taboo and would be punished.

Zhao Rong grew frustrated. But just at that critical moment, he had a flash of inspiration. He grabbed his assistant, pulled him forward, and said to the tribal woman, "Miss, I’m not feeling well today. My back is aching, and I’m low on vitality, so I really can’t share a bed with you tonight. But this brother from my team, his back is strong, his legs are strong, and his health is excellent. Plus, his tongue is incredibly dexterous. So, why don’t you let him keep you company tonight?"

When the tribal woman heard that the assistant was willing, she beamed and stepped forward. She grabbed the assistant’s hand and said, "Young hero, it is a true honor for our tribe that you would share a bed with me!"

The assistant was, by nature, a very lecherous man. He frequently visited bathhouses, seedy massage parlors, and shady dance halls. Zhao Rong had assumed that a man like his assistant, who was never picky and took whatever he could get, would definitely sleep with the tribal woman.

However, to his complete surprise, the assistant looked the woman up and down and said with utter disgust, "Brother Zhao Rong, I’d rather lock myself in a bathroom with my phone and... take care of myself, than share a bed with this woman."

"Assistant," Zhao Rong said, astonished. "Sometimes you’re brilliant, and other times you’re just plain stupid. Can’t you see this living, breathing woman standing right in front of you? She’s even making the first move, and you’re refusing? I just don’t get it. Why would you turn her down?"

"Brother Zhao Rong," the assistant said, swallowing hard as he began to explain. "It’s true that I usually have a strong libido. And yes, sometimes I’m not picky at all, to the point of accepting anyone who comes along. But even I have standards when choosing a partner. For one, a woman should at least have some femininity. She should be like a woman, not a man. Otherwise, how am I supposed to... you know... get into it?

"Besides, I’ve always believed that a woman should have basic hygiene! She should be clean, without any weird smells, fleas, or filth. But this woman... one look and you can tell she’s never had a bath in her life. She stinks. Her neck is caked with grime. And she even has fleas in her hair!"

"Assistant, you’re being silly," Zhao Rong said, trying to defend the tribal woman. "So she’s unhygienic? Just take her to a pond and give her a good bath! Problem solved. You’re complaining about fleas? Take her for a haircut, give her a nice perm. That’ll kill all the fleas. And you say she lacks femininity? Who cares! At night, when the lights are out, a beauty and a hag are all the same. Just close your eyes and get to it! Why make such a big deal out of it?"

After Zhao Rong’s speech, the assistant actually seemed tempted.

Just then, Lili, the beautiful Yu Lan, and Xue Lianmei stepped forward. They pulled various cosmetics from their bags and began a frantic makeover on the tribal woman.

When the three of them were finished, the assistant stared at the transformed woman, completely stunned.

"Holy crap... no way," he stammered, his eyes wide in disbelief. "A second ago, she was just some dusty, rustic tribal girl. How did she, in the blink of an eye, turn into the woman of my dreams? The one I watch on my phone every night... Yui Hatano!"