Chapter 56: Boyfriend Finds Out!
’No, no, no! He actually said it! He really just broadcasted my absolute doom to the entire world!’
Hina was horrified completely beyond her entire life.
How can this trash man just casually tell another man that his official girlfriend is chilling inside a dark bachelor penthouse at this late hour?
Like, hello? Logic? Criminal activity?
Which normal man who has at least one gram of masculine self-respect will take this kind of nuclear news very well?
’Like, who is going to believe the banana excuse?’
’Who is going to conclude anything other than the only obvious, ultra-filthy conclusion everyone will get from a scandalous situation like this?!!!!’
Dammit! Dammit! Dammit to the maximum power!
Hina hopelessly clutched her own head, her brain cells experiencing a total system error.
Meanwhile, the smiling pervert young master was just vibing, completely satisfied after dropping the bomb.
’Is this the literal end of my social life? Am I going to be canceled?’
But suddenly, the mood shifted.
The garbage guy reached out his dominant hand and gently touched her sweaty forehead, caressing her messy hair with surprising smoothness.
She looked up with actual teary anime eyes, sniffing the air.
Kaizen simply looked down at her and delivered a slow, high-tier villainous wink.
’What the actual hell? Sniff, sniff. Why is he aggressively winking at me right now?’
’I am already 100% doomed anyway, you absolute psycho!’
But to her supreme, absolute, astronomical surprise, the voice that vibrated out from the smartphone speaker was completely different.
It was so incredibly far away from how any normal, sane, non-cuckold human being should react to a banana threat.
"Haha! Oh, wow! She was actually with you this whole time, Kaizen?! That is so great to hear, bestie!"
’What the?!!!’
"Man, I was getting so worried about her not answering any of my fifty missed calls all evening, but honestly, knowing that she is safe and sound with a trustworthy guy like you puts my mind totally at ease!"
’What the?! What the absolute actual fuck!’
The sheer, unhinged absurdity of the vanilla hero’s brain capacity was so profoundly bad that the pure, sheltered princess used a street-tier swear word inside her head just like that!
The narrator is officially dead. Leo-kun is truly the undisputed king of dense background extras!
’What the actual, flying fuck is happening to my reality right now?’
Her own destined, fated boyfriend, Leo-kun... was completely, totally okay with her being entirely alone inside a dark bachelor suite with a notorious predator?
At nine o’clock at night?!
Hinata’s brain cells completely misfired.
She could not comprehend the sheer, unadulterated lack of basic human logic at all.
Meanwhile, Kaizen was currently biting his own tongue, trying his absolute hardest not to burst out into a maniacal supervillain laugh right in her face.
Why?
Because he had orchestrated this exact phone call from the very beginning!
This was the ultimate masterstroke he and the dense hero had cooked up before Hinata even stepped foot inside his luxury dorm room.
But why on earth was Leo so perfectly content with his prized girlfriend being inside another man’s room at this dangerous hour?
Well, first of all, the high-IQ Kaizen had simply offered a strategic peace treaty to the vanilla protagonist earlier that afternoon.
"Hey, Leo-kun, do you perhaps want to spend some quality time away from your nagging girlfriend and instead spend some stress-free time with Sera-chan?"
"Oh, wow! Yes! I absolutely want to do that, bestie!"
"Sure thing, buddy. I will personally make it happen for you. But hey, just so you know, Kaito-kun might be loitering around there too, but that’s perfectly fine because that edgy background extra doesn’t actually care about who flirts with his girl, right?"
And that was the literal, actual conversation that took place.
It happened just like that!
The hero’s brain was basically a potato.
To make matters ten times more hilarious, Kaizen had also sent a quick text to Sera-chan, letting her know he was graciously giving her an exclusive, VIP chance to be completely alone with Leo-kun.
And of course, the protein-chugging gym slut had accepted the offer at supersonic speed.
Now, under normal human circumstances, if you put two highly horny anime characters who secretly desire each other inside a locked bedroom all alone, things are going to get messy and R-rated quite fastly.
And Kaizen couldn’t have that happening at all now, could he? Absolutely not!
He fully intended to collect Sera-chan for his own personal, high-tier harem later down the line, and he was absolutely not going to let some vanilla beta-male claim her first!
And not to mention, even though he knew for a absolute fact that the stupid, dense Leo would take approximately three business days just to initiate a basic hand-holding session...
He wasn’t sure about Sera-chan’s aggressive libido at all.
That thirsty workout girl would straight-up devour the innocent hero alive!
Nope! Not gonna happen on the villain’s watch at all!
So, what did the supreme mastermind do?
He sent a toxic, anonymous tip straight to a certain someone’s smartphone.
[Text: Warning. Your official girlfriend is currently planning to visit Leo Longdong’s private dorm room tonight for a secret rendezvous. 🚨]
That was the entire text.
And it worked like a absolute charm!
The target was so incredibly fast that he arrived at Leo’s dorm room before Sera-chan could even finish packing her gym bag.
It was none other than the ultimate edgy chuunibyou, Kaito-kun!
Knowing that dense man’s psychological flaws very well, Kaizen knew exactly how to play with his intense, awkward curiosity.
And boy, did it pay off spectacularly!
Right now, at this exact microsecond, the three tragic side characters were sitting together in a suffocatingly awkward bedroom.
And for some hilarious, bizarre reasons, Kaito-kun was currently wedged directly in the middle of the two, sitting stiff as a board between Leo and Sera.
Absolutely refusing to give them a single microsecond of privacy to do anything spicy.
He was just sitting there, probably contemplating the universal cosmic energy of Lord SnakeDong!
Kaizen had officially won this tactical chess match!
He was successfully pounding the main heroine’s brains out, while the hero was happily trapped in a bedroom babysitting an edgy teenager!
[Eh? She isn’t eating that nutritious fruit at all? What the hell is this behavior, Hina-chan? I am getting very, very worried about your health right now.]
[Kaizen-kun is literally just looking after your safety, right? So please, just be totally complacent to him and listen to his orders.]
’Looking after me?! Be totally complacent to a literal sexual predator?!’
Hina’s entire brain completely fogged up into a soup of pure stupidity.
She looked up toward his midsection, taking a massive, desperate gulp.
His absolute meat-weapon was still hovering mere inches away from her nose, twitching with immense, demonic hunger.
Then she shifted her glassy eyes up to the trash young master’s face.
He was smiling like a literal demon who just won the lottery.
"You hear that, Hina-chan? Why don’t you have a nice, wholesome chat with your beloved boyfriend right now?"
Hina quickly shook her head back and forth like a crazy person.
Who on earth wants to talk to their official boyfriend while kneeling on the floor in this unhinged position?!
But the absolute savage pervert just placed the smartphone speaker right next to her face anyway.
"Talk to your lovely girlfriend, bestie. Tell her to aggressively eat this massive banana..."
Gulp~
Hina took another massive, trembling gulp of saliva.
The biological weapon was just too big. It was literally as long as her entire face!
[Hina-chan, please do not disappoint my expectations tonight. Just eat the banana. You hear me? It’s good for your energy...]
"It... it is too big... so... so big..."
Hina stammered out, her eyes turning completely glazed and brain-broken.
[Oh, so it’s a big premium banana? Then... just give it a small, gentle taste test first. You will definitely like the flavor... I mean, it’s just a banana for God’s sake!]
Kaizen suddenly reached down, roughly grabbed her by her silky hair, and forced her face directly against his throbbing monster cock.
"You hear your fated boyfriend’s official command, Hina-chan? Go ahead and give it a premium taste test..."
Hina took one final, massive gulp, her eyes completely locked onto the veiny purple head of the absolute monster...
