My System Forces Me to Live off Women

Chapter 527: Chapter 341: I Am Already Invincible in the World

[30% (Item) Secret Medicine · Purple Ginseng and He Shou Pill. Crafted using ancient methods, it nourishes and replenishes, allowing Qi to flow, blood to be replenished, Yang to grow, and Yin to extend. Nourishes blood, promotes hair growth, enhances physique, replenishes the spirit and strengthens the body. (One pill per time, once a day, this product can replace medicine, specially treats hair loss and physical weakness. Ever since taking the Purple Ginseng and He Shou Pill, my waist doesn’t ache, my legs don’t hurt, walking is more energetic, I can go up 27 flights of stairs in one go, no sweat!)]

"Wow, what a good start, I can let my parents try it later."

Li Peifeng glanced at the porcelain bottle in his hand, opened the stopper and saw there were plenty of pills inside. He felt satisfied with not striking out on his first draw and getting a practical item, but soon put it in the drawer and chose to continue the lottery.

Struck out? No worries, next time.

Thirty-one draws, this is just the beginning?

[12% (Modification) Ear · Sharp Hearing. Bionic organs cultivated with biotechnology from the BC23 tech dimension. After modification, the probability of related diseases is zero, enhancing the function of the original organ by 405%, greatly avoiding human dizziness or nausea due to a lack of sense of direction; can distinguish what kind of sound from noises usually ignored by people; and can achieve the absolute pitch countless musicians dream of, enhancing the capability to identify the pitch, timbre, direction, and overall characteristics of any sound. (I heard it, I heard your heartbeat reaching 250 beats per minute, do you want to get on me or are you cursing me? Or cursing me while getting on me?)]

"I’ve got sharp smell, and now sharp hearing? I should ask if they need a police dog at the Imperial City gate, I’ll just squat there!"

Li Peifeng murmured to himself, covering his ears as he had no choice; without covering them, the noise of cars, people, TV, and everything else would flood into his ears post-modification, he needed to adjust.

"Seems okay now... let’s continue!"

Third draw was a miss, fourth was a miss, fifth!

[30% (Modification) Eye · Sharp Vision. Bionic organs cultivated with biotechnology from the BC23 tech dimension. After modification, the probability of related diseases is zero, enhancing the function of the original organ by 325%; enhances color perception, with extraordinary expression of the tetrad color cones, seeing the edge of color spectrums invisible to normal humans; possesses night vision, seeing normally in dim light. (I can see someone ten kilometers away at night, whether they’re male or female, but close by I can’t tell if you’re true or false to me.)]

"Ah heck, I’m blind!!"

Li Peifeng moved from covering his ears to covering his eyes, no choice—it was just a temporary side effect of the modification. It lasted half a minute before he could see the light again.

He tentatively turned his head to look out the window and saw the tiny dust and lint particles gently falling in the sunlight in the room, the car license plates on the road 500 meters away, and the age spots on the elderly lady’s face walking below, his visual distance, dynamic and static vision were enhanced, most importantly, the colors.

"Isn’t this the world only those genius painters like Van Gogh and Picasso can see?"

Li Peifeng saw colors many times richer than usual, he quickly went to the attic, lifted his unfinished Starry Night Map, and frowned slightly.

"Need to repaint, now the colors seem a bit ridiculous... maybe I can learn oil painting in the future? Study for a few years, do some capital hype, a painting might auction for billions, but that’s too mundane and there’s not enough time!"

Time is tight, tasks are heavy, this draw seems of little use, so he has to continue cheating the lottery!

The eighth draw;

[10% (Skill) Chef’s Heart. The beauty of heaven and earth benefits from the gifts of nature; the desire for food and color stems from the interplay of light and shadows. The two great desires of people, for taste and color; want to capture a woman’s heart, you must satisfy her taste along with her domain of color. After acquiring this skill, the practitioner’s culinary skills and learning speed greatly improve, even cooking plain porridge or a simple three-yuan cup noodle can be extraordinarily delicious because it contains your heart. This skill allows practitioners to improve through practice, making their dishes more delicious, when perfected, they can even control diners’ emotions. (Only love and food cannot be betrayed. Darling, I can taste your feelings for me!)]

It seems quite powerful, but there’s no time to test how this [Chef’s Heart] works, ignoring it and moving to the next.

The ninth draw.

[10% (Item) Secret Medicine · Water Charm Youth Pill. Crafted using ancient methods, it nourishes and maintains youth, removes spots and wrinkles, blackens hair, brightens eyes, maintains youth, removes disease and prolongs life, greatly replenishing congenital vitality. (Take two pills once a day. You, you are... my wife? Oops, wrong person, I’m your mother-in-law...)]

"A total of... over four hundred pills? No wonder the draw chance is lower than other medicines."

Li Peifeng’s third wish is being fulfilled, he was happy about it, but faced two more strikeouts, finally having a yield on the third attempt.

The twelfth draw.

[8% (Aura) Social Expert. No matter where or when, as long as you want, you can become the center of attention, constantly radiating charming personal charisma, suave and approachable, yet possessing magnetic attraction. In this state, others find it hard to notice your flaws, or distinguish your true and false nature, nor the truth and lies in your words. (I am just a mortal, only your affection has gilded me.)]