Chapter 1007: Chapter 1007: The Funniest Misunderstanding
"I shouldn’t have misunderstood that you abandoned me, I shouldn’t have been fickle. When you fall in love with someone, you should be loyal to the end." A look of regret appeared on Lin Youlan’s face, "You are the best man in the world. I will cherish you in my memory, using a lifetime to reminisce and savor."
She suddenly turned around and walked out quickly, tears falling like broken beads.
"What’s this about?"
The three jokers were dumbfounded, their faces showing a look of confusion.
"Honey, isn’t this woman a bit pitiful, don’t you feel a bit heartbroken?"
Hanbing Yun looked at Lin Youlan’s back, sighing.
"Keeping her here would make me very uncomfortable," Zhang Bin said. "Luckily, I never slept with her. Otherwise, I’d feel even worse."
"Honey, she’s a bit lacking in character. But she was right about one thing: you are the best man in the world, and I love you." Hanbing Yun said with a face full of happiness, with an intoxicating fragrance as she fell into Zhang Bin’s embrace.
"Can’t stand it, showing affection like this."
"It’s not even dark yet, sister-in-law, can’t you be a bit reserved?"
"Totally acting like we’re not here."
The three jokers one-faced with envy, ran away as if fleeing.
Zhang Bin, however, picked up Hanbing Yun by the waist and went into the room.
More than a month apart, they had been eagerly waiting.
Wishing desperately to merge into each other’s bodies.
And this, is true love.
The next day, Ma Rufei found a chance when Zhang Bin was alone, and Ma Rufei asked in a low, sleazy voice, "Senior Brother, how exactly should we grasp the timing? When do you plan to see the Lotus Princess and Peony Princess, and make them fall hopelessly in love with you?"
"When did I ever say I wanted to see them or flirt with them?"
Zhang Bin responded in surprise.
"Aren’t you playing the long game just to make them deeply fall in love with you, to be hopelessly devoted?"
Ma Rufei also responded in surprise.
"Senior Brother, just don’t hide it anymore, we all know you’re playing hard to get... Why don’t we accompany you? I’ve heard, Peony Princess’s hometown has many beauties, it’s a country of beauties."
Chen Chaoyue also said excitedly.
"Should we go to see Sister-in-Law Mudan or Sister-in-Law Lianhua first?"
Zhang Haijun went even further, directly calling them sister-in-law.
Obviously, he also felt that Zhang Bin didn’t like Lin Youlan, so this hard-to-get strategy should not include Lin Youlan.
"There are plenty of beauties in the world, you can’t flirt with all of them. Since they don’t want to join the Taiqing Sect, I can’t force it. This isn’t playing the long game, nor playing hard to get." Zhang Bin said somewhat regretfully, "Moreover, they’ve been away from home for so long, they should go back and reunite with their family for a while, how could I bear to force them to stay? I can’t go looking for them either."
The three jokers walked away in confusion.
They found a secluded spot on the desert undergoing transformation to discuss.
Ma Rufei said, "What does Senior Brother mean? He obviously likes those two princesses."
"Senior Brother means, he’s not playing the long game, but playing hard to get. He hopes they come to him willingly, after all, Senior Brother already has so many girlfriends, he’s embarrassed to say it." Chen Chaoyue said.
"Right, right. Senior Brother also hinted, he said he can’t go find them, meaning he’s letting us bring them back, and furthermore, he reminded us that the two need to go back and reunite with family for a while, so that means we shouldn’t set out right away, but wait a bit." Zhang Haijun said.
"Let’s set off in ten days then."
Ma Rufei said.
"Ten days is too short, let’s set off in half a month then. Half a month for them to reunite with family should be just right."
Chen Chaoyue said with a mischievous smile.
If Zhang Bin heard it, he’d definitely be crying and laughing, having three such jokers in the sect, how could trouble not occur?
Half a month passed in a flash.
More of the Sahara Desert turned into an oasis.
Ma Rufei, Chen Chaoyue, and Zhang Haijun were set to head off to welcome the two beautiful princesses.
They arrived at the company lab.
Zhang Bin was busily testing and analyzing the medicinal properties of plants.
The Taiqing Dongtian yielded many special plants and herbs, most of which do not exist on the surface.
Because the plants there mostly come from four forbidden zones, transplanted by You Jiuxuan from within the forbidden zones.
The plants in the forbidden zones may have a history of billions of years.
Thus greatly enriching Zhang Bin’s variety of medicinal materials.
Although he hadn’t found all the ingredients for the Nirvana Pill and Revival Pill, he was able to combine many special pill recipes, treating many incurable diseases and ailments.
This half month, aside from cultivating, he was conducting such research, and already had achievements, formulated prescriptions for treating leukemia, hepatitis, and uremia.
Now, he was formulating prescriptions for treating cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases.
"Senior Brother has worked hard."
The three jokers said in unison.
"Why aren’t you cultivating properly, what are you doing here?"
Zhang Bin responded in surprise.
"Senior Brother, I’m here to borrow the Flying Saucer, a friend’s wedding overseas..."
Ma Rufei lied.
They didn’t want to fly in an airplane to receive the two beautiful princesses, nor did they want to wear flying shoes for travel, as the speed is too slow.
Only with the Flying Saucer, whose speed could get them there in an instant.
Moreover, piloting the Flying Saucer is so stylish.
Zhang Bin still trusts the three jokers very much, so he did not refuse, took off the necklace, and instructed the Intelligent Brain Butterfly before handing it to Ma Rufei.
The three jokers were extremely delighted and dashed out immediately.
Soon, they piloted the Flying Saucer to the sky.
The speed was not very fast, because it was nighttime now, no worry of being seen by ordinary people.
"Hehehe... Senior Brother definitely knows we’re going to receive the princesses, which is why he lent us the Flying Saucer without hesitation."
"Hahaha... This time, we must give Senior Brother a huge surprise..."
"We can also flirt with a few beauties along the way..."
"It’s such a thrill, piloting the Flying Saucer, what kind of beauties couldn’t we flirt with?"
"..."
The three jokers were full of themselves, brimming with enthusiasm, flowing talks without end.
"Butterfly, destination Songhua River..."
After a while, Ma Rufei shouted excitedly.
"Whoosh..."
The Flying Saucer accelerated immediately, its green light flickered once and it disappeared without a trace.
A beautiful small village was located by the Songhua River.
Shaded by green trees, green grass like a carpet, the air extremely fresh.
"San Gouzi, I warn you, stop peeping outside."
A furious voice suddenly sounded in the village.
The Lotus, looking as beautiful as a fairy, gracefully walked out, coldly watching a shabby-dressed man.
This man seemed a bit panicked, trying to sneak away from the window.
But seeing Lotus as beautiful as a Heavenly Immortal, he couldn’t move a step, drooling, with nosebleeds slowly emerging, his eyes emanating incredibly intense light. With a thud he knelt, pleading, "Lianhua, I like you, marry me?"
"San Gouzi dreaming of eating swan meat."
"Hehehe..."
"Hahaha..."
"..."
Many in the village came out to watch the spectacle, laughingly discussing.
Lianhua’s parents also rushed out, glaring angrily at San Gouzi.
Lianhua’s brother, Wu Yunzhong also rushed out in a fury, grabbing San Gouzi and beating him, "You scoundrel, you idiot, my sister is being ogled by a bastard like you? Today I’ll beat you to death!"
