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[Haenampa Streamer Internal Civil War]
[Start Time coming soon]
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Haenampa has quickly risen to the ranks of top-tier streamers.
With the news that Haenampa’s streamers are all gathering for an internal civil war, viewers flooded the channel in excitement.
Haenampa’s long-time member, the Silent Swordsman.
High-ranking member of the Black Faction, Whisper.
Eve’s butler, Dashman.
The first MC, Ayoung, loves jumping rabbits.
Each participant in this stream was no ordinary person.
It was bound to be a topic of huge conversation.
Unfortunately, the trainee trio and Voice Girl had to withdraw because they were preparing for the final round of the tournament. However, there was a new rising star that more than made up for this disappointment.
The perfected version of the Silent Swordsman.
The diligent Silent Swordsman.
Also known as the Proper Silent Swordsman, Mark 2.
This rising star in the streaming world quickly gained immense popularity.
Mark 2 proudly declared in front of Dashman, knowing full well the firepower discrepancy seen on the internet.
“Bragging. Mark 2 has earned enough money to buy 50 honey candies just by breathing in the morning. This is equal to Dashman’s 50 minutes of broadcast income.”
“Ah, really. If you weren’t the guildmaster’s daughter...”
“If I weren’t? What would you do?”
“Because you’re cute, I was going to hug you. Eve thinks the same, right?”
“I’ll let it slide this time.”
Mark 2 stuck her tongue out from behind Eve.
Dashman hid his fist behind his back.
‘Let the civil war start, you little brat.’
Dashman’s determination to punch her was palpable!
While he prepared to give her a slap, the promised time arrived.
[Secret Room]
[Battle Minesweeper Haenampa Civil War Broadcast Channel (50/50)]
The waiting room before the game began.
When the faces inside the room were revealed, the viewers were shocked.
“Yep, I’ve turned on the censorship bot. Auto-blocked.”
Of course, knowing how chaotic broadcasts without a manager could become, Lee So-hye made proper preparations.
“Hello, viewers! I’m Bang Ji-chul, the main MC for Haenampa’s internal civil war live broadcast.”
After hosting two tournament broadcasts, MC Bang Ji-chul had started gaining fame as an MC instead of a reporter. He had no reason to decline the Haenampa invitation, as it marked the ❀ Nоvеlігht ❀ (Don’t copy, read here) peak of his career.
“And to make sure you don’t get bored, we’ve invited a famous streamer. Please welcome the infamous leader of the toxic fandom, Eom Gil-dong.”
“Did you pay me to come? Are you sure it’s okay to call me? If this broadcast fails because of my fans, I’m not taking the blame for this, okay?”
The viewers were already delighted just by looking at the Silent Swordsman’s face.
Mark 2 and the Silent Swordsman, both have similar faces, but there was a unique aura around the Silent Swordsman that Mark 2 couldn’t replicate.
Despite everything, viewers were eagerly anticipating the original’s grace and performance.
Though the Silent Swordsman could be excused, what about the others? How hilariously will they fail?
Most of the viewers were looking forward to that part, but when the first match of the civil war, the 50-player solo showdown, began, the chat exploded.
Instead of a fail broadcast, bizarre plays started popping up.
This was the beginning of a martial artist’s meta revolution.
- The Thorn Man started with random thorn shooting.
- Hey, you crazy guy, think before you act!!
- Doesn’t seem like he’s even trying to find the mines, lol
“Think? Do I really have to do that?”
- Lol, is this for real?
- Well, if I just pull out the thorns and throw them in all eight surrounding spaces, I don’t even have to find the mines, lol
- The cheat code is insane.
“I can’t aim. I’ll just break it my way.”
Lightning Man was agonizing at a 50% probability path where both the trail and mines coexisted, then fired a lightning bolt.
- Is he really going to find the path after getting struck by lightning?
- What kind of migratory bird meta is this, lol
- After seeing Thorn Man, Lightning Man seems like an angel.
“Damn, this is so frustrating. When do I have time to find everything one by one? Hey, come here!”
Finally, Dashman, already frustrated, grabbed a neutral mob with his whip and got on top of a wild boar.
The careful new players, stepping carefully, were nowhere to be found. Only spicy new players remained!
- Why are the new players better at the game than us?
- Why does that one look useful?
- Riding the neutral mobs that were supposed to be caught, lol
- How is it that these guys and those guys are jumping like crazy, flying three or four blocks at a time?
The martial artists, starting with the new meta, jumped suspiciously far even without awakening abilities.
Even Ujiwoo, who missed a step, avoided a mine explosion effect, barely escaping with a scorched face.
- ???
- Why didn’t he get one-shot?
- How did he survive?
“I? I stepped on the footwork because I was in a hurry, so I survived. Aren’t mines supposed to not kill you if you just touch them lightly?”
- Seriously, though?
- So if you just touch the mines lightly, you don’t die... Noted.
- How exactly do you lightly touch them?
The new animal-riding meta.
The lightly touching mines meta.
The bizarre martial artist-style new meta had taken over.
It was no exaggeration to call this a “meta revolution”!
The broadcaster, Eom Gil-dong, couldn’t stop laughing.
“Why are these guys messing up the game so badly? This isn’t what this game’s supposed to be!”
“Eom Gil-dong, being an experienced player, might find it unfamiliar. What kind of gameplay should the players be showing at this point?”
“At this rate, they’ll barely even have time to open the treasure chests. What’s with those crazy guys? They’re climbing trees and jumping over walls like monkeys, and breaking through the map like it’s nothing?”
It’s going way too fast.
The tempo of the game was already a few times faster than the normal pace.
No, it was going even faster than that.
Especially the Silent Swordsman, who was showing off speedrun-like gameplay with his new martial arts.
Bam! Bam! Bam!
The platforms were being stepped on carelessly.
Despite mines exploding in between, unlike Ujiwoo, who received some damage, the Silent Swordsman didn’t lose even a speck of HP.
The speed was so fast that the mines couldn’t catch up to him.
- What the hell? Why is he using an invincibility cheat by himself?!
- Minesweeper without mines.
- HP not decreasing.
- Is this cheat play for real?
- Imagining fighting like this in a multiplayer game already gives me chills.
- How does it feel to get scared that much? What’s wrong with you, idiot?
- That’s just how surprised I am.
Without a doubt, a glorious disaster, no, a martial artist’s disaster, was beginning.