Chapter 818: Chapter 274: Wait Until I Find My Disciple Hong Guo_2
Of course.
This pattern is still a bit embarrassing, Su Yue plans to buy a band-aid and cover it up first.
If someone else saw it, wouldn’t they laugh him to death.
"Three-Second Real Man, not bad, good skill!"
Lu Xiliang also nodded in admiration.
Three seconds?
Real man?
Why does this sound give people a chilly feeling.
Su Yue was stunned.
"Su Yue, you’re tired today, how about you come practice Profound Ice Palm tomorrow."
Sima Lingling said.
She hadn’t expected they’d toss around for so long. From when Su Yue started researching to when he finally activated the Dusk Clock, it had been a full seven-plus hours.
Just thinking about it, it couldn’t possibly be easy.
Letting him go cultivate an Excellent Battle Technique now was clearly unrealistic.
"Yeah, Su Yue, why don’t you come tomorrow, I’ll wait for you one more day."
Lu Xiliang had originally taken leave from the Ministry of Education just to come personally guide Su Yue.
But now it seemed Su Yue’s condition wasn’t great.
"It’s fine, let’s do it now, don’t waste the teachers’ time!"
Su Yue twisted his neck.
As this handsome guy’s strength keeps getting stronger, his recovery power is naturally ridiculously amazing as a matter of course.
Tired, he was indeed a bit tired.
But cultivating one Excellent Battle Technique was not a big problem.
"Su Yue, you sure? Don’t try to act tough. Profound Ice Palm is special, I can only pass it on once. If you fail, the next time has to wait till next month!"
Lu Xiliang said.
"It’s fine, I know what I’m doing!"
Su Yue nodded again.
"Let him be."
Lu Xiliang looked at Sima Lingling again. She also nodded, indicating agreement.
She knew Su Yue’s personality; he wasn’t someone who blindly tried to show off.
"Alright, come with me then!"
Lu Xiliang shook his head.
Why do young people nowadays make me this jealous.
Compare looks? The kid’s a fresh-faced pretty boy.
Compare talent? The pretty boy trounces him.
Compare stamina? He’s not up to par either.
Looks like, aside from monopolizing the "mature aura" category, every other field has been completely crushed by the pretty boy.
That hurts.
"Teacher, where are we going?"
Su Yue asked.
"The hospital, the mortuary!"
Like doing a magic trick, Lu Xiliang suddenly produced a doctor’s white coat, and even seriously put on a surgical mask.
"The mortuary?
"What’s the connection between cultivating a Battle Technique and the mortuary?
"If I may ask, Teacher, where’s your ancestral home?"
Su Yue’s heart inexplicably clenched.
"Xiangxi!"
Lu Xiliang let out a grim little smile.
Because of Su Yue, the room had already been cold to begin with, but when Lu Xiliang smiled like that, Su Yue felt gusts of yin wind crawling up his legs from his trouser cuffs.
"You... plan to herd corpses?"
Su Yue shivered.
Sure, I’m strong as hell, also a heartthrob who charms both old and young.
But this is the Martial Arts Realm; I’m really not that interested in necromancy right now.
"Herd your head, to cultivate Profound Ice Palm of course you go somewhere cold.
"Never mind the Wet Realm for now, on Earth, the temperature in a mortuary is already good enough.
"Follow me."
Lu Xiliang’s face went dark.
Can’t I just not talk about my ancestral home? The moment I do everybody asks if I herd corpses.
Laozi even knows Maoshan Daoist Skill.
But under this bright and righteous sky, there’s not even a little ghost. Who am I supposed to reason with.
"Su Yue, just follow Senior Brother. He doesn’t refine corpses, don’t worry, I can vouch for that!"
Sima Lingling was both annoyed and amused.
Su Yue’s little face had gone deathly pale.
How did she not see that this kid actually has a fear-of-ghosts problem.
On the way!
"Shibo, do we of the Mao Mountain Daoist Sect really have zombies?
"Shibo, do you have a Peach Wood Sword? Do you have those yellow Daoist robes and mandarin jackets? Did you bring all the Bagua talismans and stuff?
"Shibo, have you ever gone on a date with a zombie?
"Shibo, between Western zombies and our Divine Land zombies, which one’s a bit stronger?
"Shibo, after the alien races in the Wet Realm die, do they have ghosts?"
All the way, Su Yue chattered nonstop, firing off dozens of questions in a row.
Every one of them hit right on the nose.
Su Yue was convinced that Lu Xiliang was a corpse herder.
He had already officially transitioned from calling him "Teacher" to "Shibo."
This was more in line with the traditional culture of the Divine Land.
Shibo was so mysterious.
"Su Yue, you’re a college student. I hope you don’t get addicted to horror movies. You need to establish the correct values. When you have time, watch more of the Divine Land’s news broadcast, half an hour every day, it’ll fill you with positive energy.
"With all this time spent daydreaming, you could be cultivating your Qi Blood more, and strive to break through to Fifth Grade as soon as possible!"
Lu Xiliang was already collapsing.
He wasn’t facing a freshman of the Martial Arts Realm, but an expert in zombie films.
Where the hell did you get so many questions.
Zombies and jiangshi... are those the same thing?
Have a bit of basic common sense, will you.
"Shibo, is it that once I reach Fifth Grade, you’ll force me to learn Xiangxi corpse-herding? Can I refuse?
"Honestly, I’m a bit afraid of ghosts.
"Oh right, Shibo, do you have any evil and vicious Gu techniques? I want to put a Gu on one of my classmates. He doesn’t pay back borrowed money, ruins my reputation, and even tries to act cool in front of me. I want him to have diarrhea for a whole month, best if his chrysanthemum bleeds.
"I’ve also got a rich second-gen classmate, I’m a bit jealous of him. I want that guy to get tricked into some pyramid scheme organization for a few days, the kind where they don’t feed you. Is there a Gu that can make someone brain-dead like that?"
"Shibo, why aren’t you talking? Are you worried about the zombies at home? Will the yellow talismans on their foreheads get blown away by the wind?
"Can the Zombie King reach Grandmaster level strength?"
The more Su Yue asked, the more excited he got.
Lu Xiliang practically wanted to kneel to Su Yue.
You really shouldn’t walk the martial path, you should be a director and make movies.
"Speaking of which, the Yangxiang Race has a corpse-herding technique. There’s a Ninth-Grade Grandmaster named Mo Kai who can actually summon a whole group of coffins, all containing dead Martial Artists. It’s really terrifying."
